We need the Epstein files released not whatever the fuck this is.

Mar 26, 2026 10:28 AM

https://www.jezebel.com/sorry-what-did-you-say-rfk-jr-did-to-a-raccoons-penis

https://www.jezebel.com/sorry-what-did-you-say-rfk-jr-did-to-a-raccoons-penis

16 hours ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

Does he still use his Filofax?

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The thing is, regardless of whether this is real (more likely) or not, the man is batshit crazy enough that it’s very plausible.

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As per article: "Unfortunately, it’s not made clear what exactly Kennedy did with the fur bandit’s penis, but Google says raccoon penile bones are also known as “mountain man toothpicks,” so do with that what you will. Who knew a raccoon and a Fox News host could have so much in common?" ...Seems about right.

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"In his diary, he writes about cutting off the penis of a road-killed raccoon in 2001, while his “kids waited patiently in the car,” so that he could examine it later.".....do with that what you will but it's not the only time he's done sick shit like this he also used a chainsaw to cut the head off a dead whale so I think there's a deeper sickness involved

14 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Medical Science"

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Legend has it he did it with his mouth.

16 hours ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

The ol' tip snip.

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It was a transplant. As it had not been tried before he had to be the patient. The "no surgical instruments or knives" policy made his mouth the only viable option for removal. He did use a sterile needle and thread for reattaching the transplant to the raccoon but didn't think a second needle was necessary for his own reattachment.

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He looks like if Arnold Schwarzenegger tried to sneak past Martian security disguised as Mel Gibson rather than a random middle aged woman

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That's a good one.

11 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He served it up on a cracker with a melted Velveeta topping. Bon Appétit!

16 hours ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

His brain is melted Velveeta.

16 hours ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

He ate it with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.

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