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Fp edit: fuck. I didn't expect this to hit front page and I'm scared. Send cats please.
Nov 22, 2019 3:15 PM
Anangryllama
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Fp edit: fuck. I didn't expect this to hit front page and I'm scared. Send cats please.
Fuckme721
God I love the little baby yoda ❤
TevinthaDude512
Holy shit. Take this upvote for the edgyness.
davidthewelder
You “dads laps”. What’s going on here?
TechnicalDrift
I'll be honest, I like the format with Tyler1 better. His goofy stance looking up at that lady is really funny.
GhostofBillyMays
JasonDoodle
digigypsy
Ge best Yoda one so far
boomer0001
Bouncy bouncy
Quizz25S
...And now I'm glowing.
Wilier07rider
Your dad has more than one lap?
TheDarknessInTheHeartsOfMen
Fuck China. Fuck Disney
TheDarknessInTheHeartsOfMen
All these downvotes. Disney supports China in killing protestors but that's cool since baby Yoda is cute?
scuba7jb
Was that consumed before or after midnight?
MinnesotaMathew
So, what happens if they have some food stuck in their teeth and it comes out after midnight?
scuba7jb
Then you get a 1-way ticket to gremlin town.
FloresDelCaribe
Isn't always after midnight
mharvey1tapioca
No food after midnight and never get them wet
TheMadMechanic
Yes, thank you. I've always thought the same thing.
MaverickTama
No. Timekeeping is a social construct. "After midnight" in this context is after midnight and before sunrise.
jimmythehat1
Fabuloso!
BigTiddyGothLover
RolandLovecraft
What a great show. I know I’m jumping the gun by a large margin but if they do this series right it will be iconic forever.
PossiblyJonSnow
Nice username
idontwannagomrstark
I agree as I am also an advocate for his username
aluckygrl13
soulmercenary
I love childhood stories with happy endings.
Decoyape11
Duh. Then we get cookies after.
Nyngarra
Why is this so funny
PaladinAstro
it's a lot of discordant information, and it paints a comically tragic picture
geesqrd
noraaselim
6 year old? Really? I can imagine a 2 or 3 year old drinking delicious under sink juices, but 6? I donno about that.
SithElephant
Some children are gifted.
AmicusCuriae
It’s the forbidden Gatorade.
stinkingyeti
I was 3 i think, blue kerosene. Thankfully no more than a mouthful.
KyraKyraMai
ah that couples dont learn from this to only hire old n ugly babysitters^^
WitchIrkalla
Skyhighatrist2
Six seems a bit old
V1K1NGFVNERAL
What
dan10026
The kids dad is fucking the babysitter, meanwhile the kid drank some drain cleaner and now he’s politely waiting for his dad to finish
MinnesotaMathew
Dad is screwing the sitter while the kid is drinking cleaning chemicals. Hope that helps.
TylerWarranty
Still not clear
GregMustang
Macalios
The Parole Officer. What a film!
HardOnStrokeFoundation
This is mesmerizing in the strangest way
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
Looks like the master of disguise turtle gif
RichardFenn
Coogan!!
Mordy9
HeroThatWasNeeded
We've come full circle
mypasswordwascorrectasshole
So is madalorian taking place in the past or is this just one of yodas race?
IW42
It's five years after Return of the Jedi.
diregamer
When 900 years old, you reach, look as good, you will not.
heyrelaxfellayouneedarestguy
Just tell mom that.....if you live.
vezlys
I ain't no snitch.
Justinicus
Snitches get bitches.
MomoTheLemur
Snitches get stitches*
h2094
Bitches get bitches
upvotesforass
Witches get riches
rupertgrintsdeliciousasshole
Imma need someone to give me the dummy, non american version of this
frenofafren
Dad is shagging a minor, baby has consumed drain cleaner. Medical assistance, stomach pump for baby & abortion for the babysitter, is free.
rupertgrintsdeliciousasshole
I wish i had more than one upvote to give.
postman69
If dad is home why did you need a sitter.
DeadArcadian
She's actually making a baby, sitting is just her day job
inthe90swediddrugs
To sit on dads lap of course.
Ellybethe
This hasn’t been upvoted enough.
scott318
*laps
PierzOr
bounce*
AtsaMattaForMe
parismaker
Let's drink the Tide Pod again! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umj0gu5nEGs
Orcus424
I will take "How to get children to hurt themselves" for 400 Alex.
tychog99
Dam,n even in the same bottle type
MagiicHat
That's illegal in most countries.
tychog99
I know, hence the damn
sadsquatch
Did they have to make it tropical flavor tho
Counterfit
Common mistake. It's for cleaning tropical windows
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
I mean, that's a lot easier to pour from into the wiper liquid tank though
tomatoboy
And maybe it doesn’t have the stupid foil seal that never tears off properly.
ThisSiteUsedtobeCool
"dad's laps"
pokebug666
Dad is just really fat. If a fat person can have a double chin, why not a double lap?
bumflaps2012
Yea... i was hoping i would find this comment.
dford145
It’s 2019. He has 2 fathers
BigSpaceDancer
Then it's incorrect still. Should read "dads' laps" if there are two dads.
dford145
True
ThatShiftyMonkey
Lap. I've heard this a few times recently. Do people think each leg makes a lap, thus a seated person has two laps?
loma45
Well I'm reading this on my lapstop soooo
ivegottwolegs
What? No. Everyone just has one lap when seated.
Tarantoola
Also, just noticed your username, python reference?
ivegottwolegs
Yep!
Tarantoola
But where does your lap go when you stand up?
SgtDefaultGN
Gone. Reduced to atoms.
3CheersForLunchBeers
So would that be like a lapse of laps?
puxorb
Love that people still reference thanos in every day life