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FeelsBadMan
Oh god yes...
Make better choices next time and maybe that won't happen.
I sang it.
Play stupid games win stupid prizes. I'll double triple QUADRUPLE text you idgaf. Buzz buzz it's me again.
Ease him in to it...
Tah....Teehhh... yes hello that's me
Practice makes perfect
FORREAL THO.
Me waking up at 7 instead of 730 today.
The world may never know.....
YOU'RE TEARING ME APART THANOS
and damn are they some persuasive sumbitches....
It's all about setting boundaries early on...
Basically. I'm either clingy af or just bored
OH YOU CARE ABOUT ME
I'm using this next time I go to the store
When you've been counting the minutes since dinner...
Because emotions.
Add glowsticks for more fun. Do with then what you will
Daddy shark do do do do do do
They NEVER notice. Just...poof
Weird...if only something could have been done to prevent that
I'm so guilty of this, its awful
I'm this people
Maniac
Mine will slam on the door till I relent.
In the aaaarms of the angels..
There were more pixels when I uploaded this....
Close enough.
LIE. LYING LIAR WHO TELLS ALL THE LIES.
This is why wellbutrin is a thing.
Because.
Every year, this year I got serving spoons that look like skeletal hands
Come child, what do you see?
ŁĂmþ
He made the right choice
Parkour!
Sorry bud.
Every year trying to survive my family.
THE HORROR
Dumblydorrrr
This isn't funny but jesus christ it's stupid
*claps*
Who has an argument kneeling on their bed??
W H E E Z E
Surprise!
*existential millennial sobbing*
0/10 would not reccomend.
Genius.
I have been chosen!
imnotfeelingcleverrightnow
Op i feel like we are soul sisters
belleballistic
I love this! I have had a few people tell me something similar! Imgur is where my friends live
strawberriesandpre
Ha ha ha. Memes.
belleballistic
Ha ha ha. Comment.
Blackmetalhappiness
Someone please tell me that this isn't real.
TwoSquirrelsInAWoolSock
Someone explained it in a comment above about it being a tasteless comment in response to a comment about illegal immigration.
grapesofwrath1120
Ann Coulter is evil.
mdukeCookieGod
Igot the same skeleton hands serving spoons too!
belleballistic
Ross for the win!
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Sterben06
That meme about how my brain changes mentality as I grow older is how I got a girlfriend.
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TedTheMan
Such cute stuff.
TheGrassyKnoll17
belleballistic
Fitzmagic done run out son
IttyBittyTittyCommiteePresident
That last one tho.....
steptotheright
Buzz buzz. It’s me again
xxxchocolatebearxxx
I loved having your thoughts about each meme, it was my favorite part +1
SharingTheJoy
Yup, excellent commenting, very entertaining!
TheDoctor506
I like when people do that, gives an interesting opinion to go from
YouThinkThatsBad
Much better than when people use it to try to add to the joke. It never succeeds.
belleballistic
Than you guys so much! I'm glad you enjoyed it!
adaptt
For me I find it super distracting... this one wasn't bad but the "No ads" ones hurt my soul
NoChute
I agree with the “no ads” thing. You get the same results with a block of text at the bottom.
lotsacreamlotsasugar
You’re funnier than the average dumper!
belleballistic
I try!
CanIOfferYouASarcasticCommentOrCheese
I am watching maniac while looking at this dump. What the fuck.
belleballistic
I see you Samuel.
Mothakk
Did Ann Coulter actually tweet that? ... I'm living in a world where that question is necessary and I'm not okay with that. http://i.imgur.
sometimescash
You need someone to hold your hand to cross the street?
Mothakk
That gif was
MoreAshyThanLarry
Always ignore anything from Coulter.
SoVeryThirsty
I actually like her. Pretty brilliant
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AilMayo
Context barely makes it any better, that's such a fucking ignorant and coldhearted stance, expressed in the most tasteless way imaginable.
SwiftArrow
TL;DR - one guy says this about illegal immigrants and their inability to find work in Mexico, she compared it to rapists who can't get laid
EmCeeMiNacion
A white person thinks an illegal immigrant is the same as a rapist? Shocking.
IAmTheBadW01f
So yes, and she's comparing illegal immigration to rape
belleballistic
Because y'know mexicans are all dirty whores and theives comin tuh take er jerrrbbbss
magmufbtheness
The captions gave me cancer.
belleballistic
That's unfortunate, I hope you get better.
zeroisnull
Caption game is good. Keep up.
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Anotherdayanotherdollarinthehole
Well assembled dump! The commentary for each meme was absolutely appreciated!
BunniesMummy
Mmmm HGTV
memesntrash
If you don’t pee after sex u will get an HGTV
donttouchmeimacactus
I arrange the seats in barber shops and my wife watches forensic files documentaries professionally. Our budget is 3.50 million
belleballistic
I get off on the fantasy of actually owning a house one day...
Oatmealer
I collect staplers and my wife is a freelance microwave decorator. Our budget is $12,000,000
Electrogourd
Its so fun to watch with a bottle of wine and rage about every detail of how the people are awful. "JUST GET A DIVORCE" I scream at house #2
theAluminumFalcon
It’s so stupid! I fucking love it.
IncitatusForConsul
Is it weird that I want to know what your name is after your comment on #6 ? Tahbert? Tehmelapachme? Tahu? Tavion?
belleballistic
The world may never know
belleballistic
It was a horrible name but I got it changed
thatoneguyfromthatonethingthatdidthatstuff
This gave me a good chuckle.
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wakeforthesun
+1 for that Wellbutrin life
belleballistic
My insurance stopped covering it so now I'm on zoloft buspar and gabapentin. It works well enough
wakeforthesun
That sucks, but I’m glad you found a substitute! Zoloft just made me sleepy, which is the opposite of what I wanted
MichaelCrack
Teachers silence one is very accurate with a name like ihnatyszcz
belleballistic
I went to school with a girl named Xiochitl.
Ambeam
You have good commenting chops.do more commentary
belleballistic
Thank you!!! I will
SoVeryThirsty
The original Ann Coulter tweet was sarcastic. Do your research before you post political memes along with your commentary.
FanSoundsMakeMeSleepy
Single mom thread detected.
belleballistic
Married mom of 2! But you were so close!
imacarp
I am literally reading these as Maniac plays in the background.
belleballistic
Great show for background noise
NilesNTF
Ha 30 min is childsplay.. last week i woke up.. checked hopefully.. 1min before my alarm went off.. i died a little inside
belleballistic
See personally I think 30 minutes is worse because it's too short to go back to sleep, but enough to tick me off for missing out on sleep
NilesNTF
Good point.. only if i see 30 min im gone again instantly.. haha
belleballistic
Lucky!
DomPettyAndTheLawnRakers
The magic in fantasy football was benched this week. XD The Fitzmagic ran out.
belleballistic
I'm ashamed to say I'm a cowboys fan
DomPettyAndTheLawnRakers
What?! No shame here! We are brothers under the blue and silver! Lucky to have found the only other Boys fan on imgur. ?
belleballistic
I need the entire Jones family to die in a mysterious fire, and Jason Garrett to be taken out. We need new management and need to stop1/
belleballistic
Employing thugs, rapists, abusers, and drunks and build a respectable team from the ground up. And bring Bailey back.
DomPettyAndTheLawnRakers
Should say siblings.
SharkDoctor
I’ve never had an argument while kneeling on a bed but I did come downstairs in a sheer crotchless body stocking and heels only to find 1/2
SharkDoctor
That my boyfriend wanted to have a talk that turned into an argument. You can’t win one in a crotchless body stocking and heels 2/2
belleballistic
Okay but how the hell did he stay mad when you were in a crotchless body stocking and heels?
SharkDoctor
Dude I don’t know!!! We’ve since broken up but were still sleeping together until A few months ago. He has willpower unlike anything 1/2
SharkDoctor
I’ve ever seen before. Either that or I’ve gotten gross and just haven’t realized. He can’t hold out forever. Right??? 2/2
belleballistic
He sounds toxic babe, drop it like it's hot and get you someone who appreciates you and treats you like a damn Queen. Good men are out there