May 27, 2017 9:15 AM
mongrelthekoalakicker
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Jaestro
WHAT!? TWO NICHOLAS CAGE!? They're gonna punch someone!
Smaack
Day 576, they still haven't noticed
OmegaYeti
This seems like a REALLY bad idea.
Bride0fAquaman
OleShitty
ayyyyy boo boo
Xenarion
"Hur dur look at me I'm a hooman!"
johnnylingle5
Bigfoot is real dudes
BackroadExplorer
This better not fucking be in Canada
MissAizea
And then someone gets mauled and the bear gets shot. DON'T FEED WILDLIFE
FlaccidRapper
this is an enclosure/sanctuary. Not the wild.
MrXavierK
Can you say animal farm
TheCrazyKoopaTroopa31
I guess the russians were onto something.
ActualTttony
Yeah that 3rd bear in the back is all like "you fuckin uncle toms. Dancin for the man and shit."
TotalSmartAss
And sit on bar stools
wegotabadassoverhere
Do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior Bearus Christ?
GentryMarine
Wouldn't it be weird to have bears evolve to walking on two feet like people. Have them start office jobs and wear suits lol
zerogeo
I like it when people suddenly shoot something spectacular and their hands are steady. Good shootin' toots.
ninjawarrior13
I seriously thought it was two people in a bear suit.
Niroan
I love bears
AnAndroidGirlInAnIphoneWorld
"Look at me, I'm a human. Durr durr durr"
bomena
Where is the picnic basket?
NballardPDX
I usually see bears at bars. Gay bars that is.
notme222
If this is China I'm not entirely convinced those aren't humans in bear suits. We've seen their lions:
BiggestSpoon
I was there a while ago, it's really a shih tzu.
VirtualNaut
Is this real?? I'm going to need some Sauce.
I'm surprised you didn't know. It was big news. http://www.cnn.com/2013/08/16/world/asia/china-zoo-dog-lion/
Rokfish
I read this a 2 beers walk into a bar and thought "why?"
TAKEITEASYIMJUSTKIDDING
"Two bears walk into a bar, the bar tender immediately calls the police. The bears claim he wouldn't have if they were polar bears."
sharK11
Sauce?
erinchris
Everland, South Korea http://youtu.be/P9sobqNBFnE
grandoldtoe
Is everyone just going to ignore how there are 3 bears in one spot?
filbertt
When I went to sequoia (97% sure I spelled that wrong) natl park I saw 13 bears in just three days. Coming from Ohio thats some scary shit
I like how you used up 31 characters to state that you might have spelled Sequoia wrong and didn't.
HighImgur
You're not from a rural area are you? I didn't have to worry about gangs as a kid... But bears are fast as hell. They climb trees too.
theangryjanitor
Huh, I wonder if this could explain some sasquatch sightings
SoftBonez
absolutely.
LeadByBadExample
How would bears explain them? They can't even speak.
Cthulhukitten
Indeed, they look eeirily human standing up
Byronicman1
Shh.. Dja hear that? ..... That's a squatch.
Dungeongeek
Shushsquatch?
They're the worst.
itsjustafatkid
Don't disrespect OP's mom like that.
I prefer the theory that they are caveman ghosts.
stillmatic
Opiates may also explain them
ScumCommander
Drugs help.
SharkInAShark
It's a common theory
Nuggetti
That's... That's actually a really good point. I feel dumb for never thinking about that.
It's pointed out in a lot of documentaries. I don't think I ever would have made the connection
HelloGecko
Smartass
TheRealGoddamnLochNessMonster
Uh wrong. Sasquatch is way more blurry.
Gorperino
Maybe they are sasquaches in bear costumes.
flightlessfruit
Maybe they're yeti on holidays?
Oh4FukSakes
v
lestcore
Samsquamch
Samsquanch!
DrBruleSaysYes
ladybuglauren
GREAAASSSSYYY
BubblesSayingDecent
Decent
sqlyoda
Yes, all of them. All sasquatch sightings are actually of bears. Can stop looking now. Signed, not sasquatch. http://imgur.com/lGhlSFL
BerserkQuatch
I Can't stand it when people think i'm a bear!!!!
Ohhhlookaunicorneatingasamurai
You're a bull, we get it. (Hey Steve.)
trigger60
PresidentJohnFKennedy
Somethings fucky
bigbrother
That's a Klingon.
You seem, interesting.
Sauroctonus
Look at the eyebrows and moustache. That's actually a particularly hairy Klingon.
AstartesLibrarius
Right? That's what I was thinking too. Like. Damn, that Klingon needs some hair removal treatments.
Are they feeding them? Do you want bears to associate humans with food? Because that's how you get bears to associate humans with food.
weshouldbesleeeping
And that leads to ants. Do you want ants? Cause that's how you get ants
ThePinkDuckling
Does my dog associate me as food?
thatguyyouthinkyouknow7
At a park. Sit down at table to eat. Instantly flocked by geese and seagulls. Asshole sitting in the grass nearby is feeding them bread.
IHazAwoken
This looks alot like the safari park at Everland in ROK, the bears live ij thr enclosure and associate the buses with food so that ....
Amusement park guests get a good show. This isnt the wild.
Makes more sense. As those people would never be able to leave that bar. Exo's are better by the way.
In this case I'm guessing it's good for business and almost certainly an enclosed area anyway.
They have wildlife parks like that out here, anything from a lion to a giraff can just come up to your car.
HumansArePrettyNeat
They do this in Canada when they stop on the highway too though. So... Maybe they just dgaf
ishouldprobablybeplayingpokemonATM
I'm Canadian and I'm sorry to say we most certainly do not do this
Grybush
Apologized in his comment. Canadianicity confirmed
Referring to tourists
I don't think the gravity of feeding wildlife is impressed upon them back home or once they visit.
Jaestro
WHAT!? TWO NICHOLAS CAGE!? They're gonna punch someone!
Smaack
Day 576, they still haven't noticed
OmegaYeti
This seems like a REALLY bad idea.
Bride0fAquaman
OleShitty
ayyyyy boo boo
Xenarion
"Hur dur look at me I'm a hooman!"
johnnylingle5
Bigfoot is real dudes
BackroadExplorer
This better not fucking be in Canada
MissAizea
And then someone gets mauled and the bear gets shot. DON'T FEED WILDLIFE
FlaccidRapper
this is an enclosure/sanctuary. Not the wild.
MrXavierK
Can you say animal farm
TheCrazyKoopaTroopa31
I guess the russians were onto something.
ActualTttony
Yeah that 3rd bear in the back is all like "you fuckin uncle toms. Dancin for the man and shit."
TotalSmartAss
And sit on bar stools
wegotabadassoverhere
Do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior Bearus Christ?
GentryMarine
Wouldn't it be weird to have bears evolve to walking on two feet like people. Have them start office jobs and wear suits lol
zerogeo
I like it when people suddenly shoot something spectacular and their hands are steady. Good shootin' toots.
ninjawarrior13
I seriously thought it was two people in a bear suit.
Niroan
I love bears
AnAndroidGirlInAnIphoneWorld
"Look at me, I'm a human. Durr durr durr"
bomena
Where is the picnic basket?
NballardPDX
I usually see bears at bars. Gay bars that is.
notme222
If this is China I'm not entirely convinced those aren't humans in bear suits. We've seen their lions:
BiggestSpoon
I was there a while ago, it's really a shih tzu.
VirtualNaut
Is this real?? I'm going to need some Sauce.
notme222
I'm surprised you didn't know. It was big news. http://www.cnn.com/2013/08/16/world/asia/china-zoo-dog-lion/
VirtualNaut
Rokfish
I read this a 2 beers walk into a bar and thought "why?"
TAKEITEASYIMJUSTKIDDING
"Two bears walk into a bar, the bar tender immediately calls the police. The bears claim he wouldn't have if they were polar bears."
mongrelthekoalakicker
sharK11
Sauce?
erinchris
Everland, South Korea http://youtu.be/P9sobqNBFnE
grandoldtoe
Is everyone just going to ignore how there are 3 bears in one spot?
filbertt
When I went to sequoia (97% sure I spelled that wrong) natl park I saw 13 bears in just three days. Coming from Ohio thats some scary shit
VirtualNaut
I like how you used up 31 characters to state that you might have spelled Sequoia wrong and didn't.
HighImgur
You're not from a rural area are you? I didn't have to worry about gangs as a kid... But bears are fast as hell. They climb trees too.
theangryjanitor
Huh, I wonder if this could explain some sasquatch sightings
SoftBonez
absolutely.
LeadByBadExample
How would bears explain them? They can't even speak.
Cthulhukitten
Indeed, they look eeirily human standing up
Byronicman1
Shh.. Dja hear that? ..... That's a squatch.
Dungeongeek
Shushsquatch?
Byronicman1
They're the worst.
itsjustafatkid
Don't disrespect OP's mom like that.
Dungeongeek
I prefer the theory that they are caveman ghosts.
stillmatic
Opiates may also explain them
ScumCommander
Drugs help.
SharkInAShark
It's a common theory
Nuggetti
That's... That's actually a really good point. I feel dumb for never thinking about that.
theangryjanitor
It's pointed out in a lot of documentaries. I don't think I ever would have made the connection
HelloGecko
Smartass
TheRealGoddamnLochNessMonster
Uh wrong. Sasquatch is way more blurry.
Gorperino
Maybe they are sasquaches in bear costumes.
flightlessfruit
Maybe they're yeti on holidays?
Oh4FukSakes
lestcore
Samsquamch
theangryjanitor
Samsquanch!
DrBruleSaysYes
ladybuglauren
GREAAASSSSYYY
BubblesSayingDecent
Decent
sqlyoda
Yes, all of them. All sasquatch sightings are actually of bears. Can stop looking now. Signed, not sasquatch. http://imgur.com/lGhlSFL
BerserkQuatch
I Can't stand it when people think i'm a bear!!!!
Ohhhlookaunicorneatingasamurai
You're a bull, we get it. (Hey Steve.)
trigger60
PresidentJohnFKennedy
Somethings fucky
bigbrother
That's a Klingon.
theangryjanitor
You seem, interesting.
Sauroctonus
Look at the eyebrows and moustache. That's actually a particularly hairy Klingon.
AstartesLibrarius
Right? That's what I was thinking too. Like. Damn, that Klingon needs some hair removal treatments.
theangryjanitor
Are they feeding them? Do you want bears to associate humans with food? Because that's how you get bears to associate humans with food.
weshouldbesleeeping
And that leads to ants. Do you want ants? Cause that's how you get ants
ThePinkDuckling
Does my dog associate me as food?
thatguyyouthinkyouknow7
At a park. Sit down at table to eat. Instantly flocked by geese and seagulls. Asshole sitting in the grass nearby is feeding them bread.
IHazAwoken
This looks alot like the safari park at Everland in ROK, the bears live ij thr enclosure and associate the buses with food so that ....
IHazAwoken
Amusement park guests get a good show. This isnt the wild.
VirtualNaut
Makes more sense. As those people would never be able to leave that bar. Exo's are better by the way.
notme222
In this case I'm guessing it's good for business and almost certainly an enclosed area anyway.
theangryjanitor
They have wildlife parks like that out here, anything from a lion to a giraff can just come up to your car.
HumansArePrettyNeat
They do this in Canada when they stop on the highway too though. So... Maybe they just dgaf
ishouldprobablybeplayingpokemonATM
I'm Canadian and I'm sorry to say we most certainly do not do this
Grybush
Apologized in his comment. Canadianicity confirmed
HumansArePrettyNeat
Referring to tourists
HumansArePrettyNeat
I don't think the gravity of feeding wildlife is impressed upon them back home or once they visit.