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Swifty4
"Hisotry"
Crazytrain77
JollyJokzr
#16 made me laugh
hayleehunter
They are doing a promotion today for valentines day, don't ask me how I know this
WorkerLurker
Don't say nothing to your SO, they will watch with you and even help or act out the scenes.
UncleIrohnman
Serious question: am i the only dude around who never jerked off in a sock?
skiprains
Brilliant! Simply brilliant!
igunn3r
Delete browser history? Psh. Incognito ftw.
ninjawarrior13
That's what I'm saying.
blais
Pornhub. TAKE NO CHANCES.
WontSomeonePleaseThinkOfTheChildren
These were entries into a contest, not actual ads.
Brotzbertz
Marketing of stuff finally becoming good actually scares me.
IamBuiltforSin
Greatness
Iassann
#1 but i like when the girl keeps her shoes on.
iSkald
Marketing level 1000
MagikMoose
Dank
Esion9302
Are these real? I hope they are...but never, ahem, seen them.
smellingfartsmakesyoulivelonger
Everyone is afraid of their hisotry. ......
Dank420StonerLordSmokeWeedEveryDay
Big Black Couch?
truckdrivershowcase
Casting couch. Women attempting to enter porn business get entered as a try out.
nowitsshowtime
We have one at the entrance to our office, and EVERY DAY I see it, I wonder who else thinks what I'm thinking.
TeamF64
The divorce rate is at an all time high. Thanks Pornhub
zanoii
Hisotry?
davesrandomstuff
I use incognito mode, no hisorty to delete.
EllenCherryCharles
My friend says incognito mode is the Internet's red flag that says HEY CHECK OUT WHAT I DON'T WANT YOU TO SEE ME DO
Iamthedanis
Prefer pornmd myself
SanKa13
Who the hell jerks into a sock? Fucking disgusting
SSoHPKC
I think it's more that they use the sock to catch the cum. Not to literally fuck the sock, which would be terrible... But yes, kinda gross
trollisourbites
I sometimes uses socks, but I of course don't wear them ever again, just wash them like normal. Nothing to clean up after
DJORock
Pornhub has figured out the magic formula to not seem shady, whilst still being a place where you can see a midget orgy.
WuTangClamaintnothingtoShuckwit
KiffOfTheSouth
Still, pay is horrible. Not Pornhub's fault though. (Or is it?)
thatguywhoisnttoowitty
I don't think so. They are more like a library than a publisher.
onlyfavefapablecontent
Prefer motherless
BlastFX
That place gave me nightmares for months. JK. I've been on the Internet since the 90s, nothing upsets my sleep anymore. I'm dead inside.
onlyfavefapablecontent
then you should check out the onion
graehall
It's because they're so low to the ground, smaller shadows.
SidJorgenson
bravo, you magnificent bastard
TyrionLannisterTheImp
And here I thought I'd heard them all, this one is new to me.
graehall
It's a new low.
spotlesspanda
Delete hisotry. DELETE HISOTRY!!!
ForReasonsOfScience
Ctrl + Shift + N [Incognito (porn) mode]
notthedroidsyourelooking4
So, is porn hub free? Asking for a friend.
UngulaSeven
It is.
IAmAndyDwyer
@pornhub , you wondrous motherfucker
ImNooneAndNobody
M.I.L.F*
abundantbadgers
And you, Burt Macklin, you son of a bitch
IAmAndyDwyer
HE'S RETIRED
JerryFromPornHub
You are welcome.
IAmAndyDwyer
Thank you.
ThatDwarfWhoStealsYourOpinions
THERE'S AN OFFICIAL PORNHUB IMGUR ACCOUNT? God, I love these guys.
ashmenon
You should totally check out their comments. @pornhub is full of SASS yo. Also their Twitter!
jtb1313
Companies with good PR teams are instantly 2x better
RegalMoon
Am I the only one absolutely perplexed by that birth control packet? :<
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Cyclopentadien
Am I the only one who has watched porn with a partner?
BruceValanchesSecondChin
you are not alone
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RegalMoon
No, it's just a stupid design of the packaging.
darthfate
I don't get the computer one with the mouse swapped
immaGooru
Depends witch hand you use for primary tasks, If one is right handed the secondary task of skipping through a video goes to the left. lol
darthfate
Being left handed I made a joke lol
tinkletinklelittlestar
Dominate hand used for something else
darthfate
But but I'm left handed
MyDogJake
Am I the only one who doesn't use a sock when flogging the bishop?
CriticalJudgementalElitistPrick
Punch the Clown
Recidivous
Only a bishop? I flog the goddamn Pope. Cardinal in the cold.
AWanderingFlame
I get too many preshocks before the big one hits, tissues just don't have enough structural integrity.
LeonQuin87
I just use a tissue like a sane person, why would I ruin a good pair of socks? Also as a right handed person I fap with my left.
LiamNeesonOfficial
Diddo. Righty spanking lefty since 11th grade. Unless on my phone, then... Wow, never thought about it.
RobBobertyYT
Dozens of us! Dozens!
thelml
"ruin". Do you not own a washing machine or something similar to clean your clothes? Or do you cum acid?
ohdearohdearohdeer
Afterwards I just shuffle to the bathroom with my pants round my ankles. My wife laughs at me if she sees.
ThatDwarfWhoStealsYourOpinions
Adding insult to injury.
Tundra314
I'm not sure what I'm supposed to do with a sock when I have a vagina.
MyDogJake
I don't believe you. Prove it.
AnalBeard
Put it on your foot, like a regular person. Oh yeah, mmmm. Normal stuff. Tell me about your Roth IRA. Fuck yeah.
Tundra314
Omg that's what's for?! But which foot, I have two?!!!!
SkinDamage
Put them both into the same sock.....that's the PornHub way. Or so I hear....
AnalBeard
Oh, that presents a problem. Perhaps alternate feet throughout the day? Maybe acquire another?
Tundra314
Thank you for your expertise!
Tobyone
See this is why some think women are dumb. The socks go on your feet so you don't freeze your feet off. Can you be more of a valley girl?
Tundra314
If you really think that ANYONE is that stupid, you need an enlightenment. I have 2 degrees. I can afford to act stupid. Despite my gender.
Tobyone
Really? You have two degrees but still take yourself this seriously on the internet? Geez go masturbate. You need to relieve that tension.
Tundra314
I will, with my sock! <3 Thank You very much!