Pizza master

Jan 13, 2024 3:25 AM

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Take number 47

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Jeez Scott, leave some pizzussy for the rest of us.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Everyone is good at something.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Soon we'll just have breakdancers spinning and making pizza at the same time. Oh snap you got served!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Follow your dreams

2 years ago | Likes 72 Dislikes 1

Well done Scotty

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Pre Malone made pizzaa

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The only logical reaction by any and all females

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 5

Scott is a straight balla

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Use some of this time for cleaning and personal hygiene.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Repetition is the path to mastery.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Now this is what I want to watch in ESPN THE OCHO

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Holy hell, I saw this in preview and it stopped before he made it. I cannot describe how much I REALLY wanted him to make it and this not be a fail gif.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 3

Ded :-(

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

sweep that floor!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

...now that man knows how to handle his pizza. Im willing to bet that familiarity of that level equates to tasty food!

2 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

It's a cold pizza.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yea but are you faster than the fastest pizza box builder guy from the domino’s commercials

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dude haz skillz.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Gonna start shouting “Blunt Snacks!” when I do a thing.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Anyone want to guess how many pizzas they ruined to get this shot?

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 8

Just the single cold hard pizza that he's using.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

None yet, mans a stud

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I don't care

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Save some for the rest of us men out here

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

and the lesbians!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sweep the floor!

2 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 0

Preferably not with the pizza.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Almost looks like “finish sweeping the floor”.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Odd talent learned as a pizza chef. I don’t think a pizza will ever have to be flipped at any point during cooking.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

the end result of "fuck this place. they aren't paying me enough to care" shenanigans where if you waste product, it isn't your problem. Make the monotony fun.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

no, but it's a lot of fun

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Well that explains what happened to my pepperoni.

2 years ago | Likes 465 Dislikes 2

Yep all over the ceilings and floor!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

its now none pizza left beef

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I guess pigs CAN fly

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It was blessed with the knowledge of flight

2 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 0

I'm pleased to type a new sentence in my life. Ahem. It was an eldritch pepperoni horror

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And I’m pleased to read that glorious sentence. Our lives have been equally enriched

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Gotta love that pile of filth on the floor. yum!

2 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 11

...haven't spent a lot of time in kitchens have you?

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

If you inspect it very closely you can see that it is on the ground which is not where the pizza is. Sometimes gravity causes things to fall

2 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 2

In addition, there's nothing anywhere else on the floor so I'd actually guess that's probably the pile from after sweeping the floor. In other words, they clean regularly.

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

Yeah, this looks like it was made while they were cleaning. The place is otherwise empty, the counters are clean, floor is clean everywhere else

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

(but in all a seriousness, those flips and especially the one into the oven was super dope)

2 years ago | Likes 276 Dislikes 7

Sexy.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

but.... how many pizza's were floor-borne before this shot was filmed? :P

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They increase the flavor by 69%

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

nice

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm his defense, he DOES still have to spin the dough. He's just adding a bit of flair

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

That under the leg and foot bit added some gum and dirt

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

that roll over his shoulder added a bit of hair

2 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

I'm not sure if Papa Johns changed the policy, but when I worked there spinning of any kind was not allowed.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sounds like you either worked in a corporate store or had an uptight GM. None of the 4 Papa John's' I worked at ever cared, but it was not something that happened regularly except at 1 store by one dude. They have dough presses now, though, at least where I am. Glad i got out before that garbage. Hand prepping is what made the time go by.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0