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VaginaPedant
Vagina Pedant is so happy to see that Urban Dictionary got it right: "Female [external] genitalia, aka the vulva and surrounding hair."
whamwhamwham
I would 1000% prefer to help trim a dog than have sex with some girl. My wife would probably agree with that decision. I think.
Koshka89
Learn something new every day...
CaptCraazy
As a german dude I can see a lot of funny conversations coming my way with this knowledge
whatupmyknitters
why would Sarah trim her pubes in the kitchen? gross, Sarah. that's where we make food.
DontcallmeLen
Schnauzer sounds like a penis to me.
thedogemperorofmankind
made me remember a video I watched earlier. "that's it, right smack on the old schnozzola" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=veKXd35dInM
TheSublimelyMagnificentJechtUsernameMarkIII
Shes still using you Bro....
Godfatha52
Straight comedy...
Unverified
Hairy schnauzers are making a comeback
Buttlickerourpriceshaveneverbeenlower
Ice.
DeafDesertRat
Naw, that's just fuckin stupid for slang.
DIGGAMAN237
Just some good ol straight comedy.
HelloMortals1212
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Just open the door...
CallMeSoyBean
She's gotta big schnauzer
boringcollegestudent
But that was a miniature schnauzer
rezpawner
Her schnauzer gobbled up an insane amount of sausages.
icedmcfurry
Shnauzer
ScopesMouthwashTrial
I didn't know this was a common euphemism...but i still thought vagina when the guy first said he helped trim.
DeafDesertRat
It's not a common euphemism, only 64 of the registered/anonymous users of urbandictionary like that definition.
AwkwardKeming
You could put anything after saying "helped her trimmed her..." and I would assume it was a euphemism.
ItWasCool
I helped trim the decals for christmas
PolarHailStorm
Jumper cables.
wutangbarrett
Trimmed her dick