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Mar 30, 2017 10:19 AM
Whataboutcats
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CrappleJack
It's the original Big Pick-up Truck
vampyrita
Fun fact:syphilis was very common back then. The codpiece, while looking intimidating to your enemies, was mostly to allow room for swelling
Dredd243ForMeBB
Fetch me my squire, my codpiece requires polishing.
CamelSpotter
Yoooooooooww
That hole is just so functional.
MightyThanos
Codpieces are interesting. Henry VIII's armour had a rather large codpiece. The fabric ones are even weirder, for day to day wear.
incenderylemons
Don't want to dismember your member
ProgeriaProstitutes
Yet people complain about boob armour being unrealistic.
nanyatenyaa
It's to deal with sensitivity caused by untreated stds.
Randomice
Gives the phrase "going medieval on your ass" a whole new meaning.
Oatmealmaiden
itseasierbeingaslut
You get boners when you fight?
AgentTempest
Well what other lethal weapons do you carry?
nanyatenyaa
It's to deal with sensitivity from stds.
Benoitluigi
Murder boner
dev89
PHALLUS VULT
thisisprocrastination
No man does. Maybe a gay sociopath would? But for some reason women authors describe men this way, it's women who connect violence to sex.
thisisprocrastination
And by violence I mean real violence, not bdsm/playful.