xxXsniper420archanglegodXxx
95142
1975
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Reload
Gamers be like
Feb 13, 2020 8:16 AM
xxXsniper420archanglegodXxx
95142
1975
51
Gamers be like
ImTripping
Atleast it's facing the correct way
JettSenpai
John wick's toilet
KevinRPD
Needs a nice PING
TheyCallMeRoy
There was at least one good wipe left on the roll that flew into oblivion.
Defia07
quality shit post
OneGuyWithSixGuns
Ping!
WristDeepInaBook
no way, there's still toilet paper on that other roll
silentgravity33
Someone needs to add the M1 grand reload sound to this and it’ll be a masterpiece
DrDadJokes
High caliber shitpost
PaulSites12
Hey....there was still a bit left of the old. I use mine til the last ply,
Fifivefo
(M1 garand reload sound)
chickensareawesome
Thank you for putting that paper on correctly!
VikingPiss
/a/avHToM5
dans3432142
Heard M1 grande rifle popping a mag :)
andychristman2000
Over the top, that’s the proper way to load TP, bravo!
Boil1337
The US patent tells us so...!
BillHubbard
But, but, it's the wrong way around.
notausername123
The blue ring tattoos are measurements for how far he can fist his boyfriend
ROBOTvsMAN
Klerk246
This needs some M1 Garand sound effects
WaterUnderTheRocketAppliances
Tactical reload
LordHosk
Dude chill! 1. that roll isnt empty. 2. you dont have to smash it just hold it. 3 get some molding you neanderthal we live in a society.
testecull
1: There's so little on that roll it's effectively empty anyway. 2: It's a meme, braniac. 3: Why so fussy about moldings?
mitsua
Did someone vomit on the countertop?
twisteddkarma
Very nice
StoatyFox
CHANGING MAG!!
testecull
RELOAD DR FREEMAN
talianagisan
TAKE THIS MEDKIT
taco81
I’m just glad the roll was loaded correctly.
SlappedStupid
But he crushed it... now it won't roll smooth.
Denamic
*ping*
xxXsniper420archanglegodXxx
So do you know if anyone added the ping.... I'm very interested
MrTomRobs
I came here to post exactly that ?
crimsonghost1
There's a save point and a possible boss nearby, huh?
HeadlessBodyofAgnew
Mrabojangles321
According to the video game dead rising, they are already at the save location.
vosuraekira
And No More Heroes.
YouL0stTheGame
You hear boss music in the background, and realize the boss is the 20 pounds of Taco Bell you ate with extra hot sauce
Xenolith166
Beware, beware; the Ass-Wizards of Gluteus Rectum are near. The Shitstorm cometh.
timxedge
If there’s a medpack on the wall nearby it is pretty much guaranteed
DiedAndHauntingImgur
Medpacks? Extra ammo? Uh oh.
thewiggins
FracturedTimeline
I'll never understand why some people never use the last squares of t.p. what a waste. *this comment is brought to you by Andrex*
ObamaLlama213
Yeah well I use the empty roll to really conserve
jegustaeau
If there’s not enough for a full wipe set it to the side for when you need detail work.
originalWFHhipster
Cause we don't like poop on our hands? I use essentially an entire small tree each time I wipe.
Ganonderf
The last square of paper towels I can see, it’s all slimy from the glue, but for TP? My bootyhole don’t care! It just wants to be clean!
testecull
In my case it's a mixture of A: A few squares isn't even close to enough for a pass and B: TP is so cheap who cares?
Mityguy
Sometimes it doesn't come off the role for me.
PhenTsoksar
I always to, but use it effectively I lay face down on my bathroom floor, spread my asscheeks and use the cardboard structure of the (1/
PhenTsoksar
roll the kneed out the micro cramps that developed in my butt cheek whilst sitting and dedicating. A very sensible idea, thought Pooh
PoisonInJest
Unless I'm folding it into a new roll there very easily could not be enough
GingerLaird
Probably something to do with the adhesive that holds the tissue to the cardboard tube.
jdawgsplace
You haven't met me either...
microwavesemen
Throwing away the last square makes me feel like a king. It’s my version of making it rain at a strip club
cyanideslushie
Tactical reload
Daxidol
Some people don't even use the cardboard tube. Such a waste.
errrgh
Amen
NinjaCongo
I use the three sea shells.
SideBoobsWillGetYouBanned
Shit, I know this one! Why is it so familiar and why cant I place it?
jmmarquez34
Demolition Man
Footpawz
I never understood why people use TP instead of a bidet.
TinySheep
I just combine it with the first square(s) of the new roll
Donku83
I use every speck of it and then I use the roll to scoop/scrape. No waste here
originalWFHhipster
Gentler than a poop knife I reckon.
Nikkianneinlalaland
Thats hardcore
DefinitelyNotOmegon
https://m.twitch.tv/clip/VastTangibleMeerkatKevinTurtle
hathorlover
When I pee (I'm a girl), I tend to use one square. This causes 1 square left at the end most times, and I use it.
LateNightBunnyParty
ONE SQUARE? I'm a woman too, but I need 3 squares for pee cuz it has a tendency to leak through if I use less.
johnny0nthesp0t9
You need Charmin.
GirthBrookss
Maybe they have volatile pee
LateNightBunnyParty
I use Charmin! I'm sitting on the toilet right now, holding a single square, wondering how that can get anything dry.
johnny0nthesp0t9
Shit, I meant Bounty, the quicker picker upper.
DrSharkbite
geistwindmedia
Another slight of hand user I see
ynkfish
Sqwiggie4
WRONG WAY!
GaryMcDonald
UNDER???
KindofaBadPerson
Is there a subreddit for this? If not, there should be.
ShiningForceMax
I am shocked how unprepared I was to enjoy this content. MOAR.
Raydeeo
It’s mounted with the ply on the inside. Like reloading a rifle magazine with the bullets facing backwards
byohzzrd
Raydeeo
This.
jdasler
many uncomfortables here
TheNameIWantedWasTakenSoIEndedUpWithThisOneInStead
Why is this heathen putting the new roll on the wrong way?
iancarry
its ambidextrous..
TheBlueMuppet
Only reason to mount that way: cats. They pull from the top and this way wont unspool. But thats it.
TheNameIWantedWasTakenSoIEndedUpWithThisOneInStead
1) Close the damn door? 2) Roll gets destroyed anyway. 3) Heathen.
oobedoobiedoo
Close the door so they can't access their potty and play in the shower and enjoy continuous-loop-jackandjill-bathroom zooms?!
JustJimFaceIt
Close the door? And deny my tiny fluffs access to the only heated floor where they may warm their beans after being outside? I think not.
DoctorTurkTurkleton
I like the third point made to specifically call them a heathen
TheBlueMuppet
I close the door and i dont even have cats. Friends that do say they leave the roll alone after its boring anyway.
WolfWings
Easier to one-hand-tear with the squares closer to the wall, for me at least. TP is ridiculously close (almost overhanging) the toilet here.
TheNameIWantedWasTakenSoIEndedUpWithThisOneInStead
Heathen.
WolfWings
Hey I'd love to have the space/clearance to overhand it. Apartments: You don't have a say in room design. And I have arms not tentacles. :S
Imjusthereforthecomments
Heathen.
ProbablyNotTheDevil
SuperVilgefortz
Have another downvote you filthy animal