Lassannn
79417
1500
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Federal benefits are supposed to be great.
Aug 29, 2022 2:27 PM
Lassannn
79417
1500
43
Federal benefits are supposed to be great.
ImANurse
You in a mail truck or your own vehicle?
Sulla20118625
Congrats!
KidDoc4UncleSam
Good deal, @Lassannn !!
ThatsProbablyInMyBag
I do my best to use USPS when I order stuff, even if it takes a bit longer to deliver. Fuck dejoy
ZaphodBbx
ReposterCallerOuterMan
I'm actually trying to do that exact same thing. But I've run into a problem with the application process
soapaid
Beware the civil service exam! But contrary to popular belief you can study for it! Check out the Northstar guides!
DonkeyGoat
Don't forget to carry your dog spray and satchel. Be back by 6.
Valkor
hey fuck you lassannn i really hope you enjoy your new line of work!
Lassannn
Thanks!
Hedgehog55
Fuck you lassannn
dtallen243
Whoever has @Lassannn as there mail carrier, must continue the tradition irl
WaterUnderTheRocketAppliances
Shit, I always thought mail carriers made more than that. Even the USPS says "fuck you" to Lassannn.
cow042
For usps you can look up any persons pay online if you know name or location. From newest person to postmaster general. All public
OhIfIMust
Strangedays2024
Oh this is going to come in handy...
grrayghost
Congrats!
L4dead2
I’ve gotten bit once while delivering mail.
thisiswhyicanthaveanythingnice
Is there a bucket IN the truck?
staceyjorgenson31415
Funnel through the floorboards :)
wooliebooger
The other reason why the windows are always rolled down on those trucks
pocketcthulhu
My dad was a mail carrier for years, we caught him trying to take a rifle to work, he got a early retirement the next day, no joke.
Thatsmykenku
Fuck yeah, Lassannn!
georgedragonslayer
Good job and good luck. I am happy for you. But.. Fuck You @Lassannn
Lassannn
NeverDownvoteMelBrooks
WOOOOO! FUCK YOU LASSANNN!
ParlanSpinner
Also a mail carrier! Welcome to the union! ?
DrunkBobRoss
Tough to shitpost while you're driving. Just sayin'.
myCleverUsernameIsEvenMoreClever
But he DOES get to post shit
DrunkBobRoss
Or steal shit...?
NeverDownvoteMelBrooks
But not impossible
rupreckt
my dad bid on a project for USPS to install urine proof time card readers / punch cards. Because apparently you guys piss on them … alot.
Acdkatie
Plus great benefits and a pretty nice pension. Both my parents are USPS workers and as a nurse I wish I was still on their insurance.
atrielienz
Congrats lassannn. Also, fuck you lassannn.
hodaddelvecchio
Monies made whilst on the crapper is the BEST monies!
Fishbong
I designate that monies to snacks so it's a closed cycle.
ElviraQueenOfDarkness
Since i started to WFH i have had enough rounds of sex to say. Getting paid to get laid is good aswell.
persondude27
My company pays volunteer hours. I get paid by The Man to volunteer with kids or at the local community center. Almost as good.
giveittomestraightlikeapearcidermadefrom100percentpears
Me and my dad tried to work out how much he earned in 40 yrs from shitting. *8 minute per crap. **taking into account promotions.
UnitConversionBotButTerrible
But is it adjusted for inflation. Fiber intake and the rise of the smart phone.
giveittomestraightlikeapearcidermadefrom100percentpears
My dad is too old for phone on the toilet.. But he used to take a broadsheet newspaper with him.
hodaddelvecchio
8 minutes, THAT'S adorable!
giveittomestraightlikeapearcidermadefrom100percentpears
It's the best average we could come up with, some days he may not need a poo at work.
OldSchoolNewRules
Money made while sleeping is the best money.
crashmat
That's why I love the night shift. Plus, last night, I got 7 hours extra at double time because of the bank holiday.
MajMalfunction2
Boss make a dollar...I make a dime...that's why I shit on company time!
Rovylern
But that was a rhyme for a happier time. Now boss makes a hundred while I make a cent... Have to make a choice between food and rent.
alluro2
Tarmaccian
Pro tip: Do not crash the mail truck into a parked car on your first day. I know someone who did. I’m told it wasn’t as fun as it sounds.
ReposterCallerOuterMan
What happened
n0n53n53
crashed the mail truck into a parked car
ReposterCallerOuterMan
I'm trying to actually get into the same job as OP, so I'm just legit curious what happened to the guy
Skulldoor
Carriers have, by far, the hardest job in the post office. Good luck out there! Stay safe and healthy.
ReposterCallerOuterMan
What makes it the hardest? I'm actually currently in the application process for it myself.
comacomacomacomachameleon
local carrier was mauled to death by 5 dogs.
Skulldoor
Also, I'm not trying to dissuade you from trying it, to be clear. It's just that here in Florida, it's HARD work. Might be easier there.
Skulldoor
So, from what I understand from friends who were carriers, the route times are calculated at the slowest mail times. This means that 1/?
Skulldoor
you'll be put on an X-hour route and be expected to finish it in X hours, no matter the weather, mail volume or whatever. The former 2/?
Skulldoor
carrier I'm referring to told me that he was told to run between every delivery and was repeatedly reprimanded because the route timing 3/?
Skulldoor
was done on an experienced carrier at the calmest times of the year so... Basically relentless overwork and demands of impossible 4/5
ziralien
They also help pay for general maintenance on the vehicle through the year? Partial payment on tires, oil change, etc?
Lassannn
Oh, it's their vehicle. They do everything.
ziralien
Oh, thought you were implying you were one of the freelance carriers kinda.
Lassannn
I'm not sure, but they may have me do either one, whichever is needed. And if so, I doubt they'll pay for my car's maintenance.
AccountCreatedToUpvoteDogs
https://www.gsa.gov/travel/plan-book/transportation-airfare-pov-etc/privately-owned-vehicle-pov-mileage-reimbursement-rates
Valkor
if you use your own vehicle they should pay out something like 40 cents to the mile. that's your fuel and maintenance.
Lassannn
The number I heard was 97 cents a mile.
DonutOlympian
I think it's closer to 50 cents now for federal reimbursement.
DonutOlympian
Just think, my mail could be delivered by THE Lassannn
TOOTSIEBUNS
My god. An honour
Lassannn
Eastern NC.
DonutOlympian
Well maybe not my mail but something I sent to someone
WireHairLongDoggie
You could be delivering someone’s drugs or sextoys! Thank you Lassannn! Doing great things!
WireHairLongDoggie
I’ll yell your name at every mail truck I see in Topsail!
Lassannn
I'm in New Bern. Probably won't see me.
xtreampb
Umm I live ~30 min away. I could have bought those guns from you the other week. FUCK YOU @Lassannn
Lassannn
Where is 30 minutes away? I'm in New Bern.
xtreampb
I don’t want to get specific on the internet but not as far as g’vagas
kozmo403
So mine could. FML
LurkerOfDarkness
"Fuck mail lassnann"?
Lassannn
If the mail truck has a Tangled bumper sticker and is blasting "Come and get your love" you'll know.
dogedogegiraffedoge
Ooh ooh. Fingers crossed eastern NC means Wilmington! Can’t wait to say fuck you lassannn, thanks for the bills.
DonutOlympian
I'm imagining a Funny Farm-esque delivery for some reason
LariCheltsy
pocketcthulhu
Lassannn
pocketcthulhu