Jul 14, 2017 6:51 AM
ComradeMasha
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HarleyQuiznos
I just wanna find someone who likes me!
SamurrEYE
Everybody knows Phebe is the hottest.
SergeantMoomoos
Up vote for hot phoebe.
Mannus
He isn't wrong.
DrawingPirates
It always amazed me how Monica, Rachel and Phoebe each took the title of being the most beautiful at some point during the seasons.
DomZombie
Joey doesn't share!
Twinklepot
SonderingStrike
-Joey "Doesn't share food" Tribiani
danimal1974
That is a true compliment with me as well.
ReginaFPhalange
I am relevant!
goboltz
Yes, I Fingered it out ! Also say hi to Grandma Tollhouse , I love her cookies !
zackofspades
There's a Chicken-Egg thing with me and Phoebe, can't tell if she inspired my love of "crazy" or I adored her because it was always there.
martiniolives2
You should watch "Coupling," the British series. Like "Friends" but much funnier.
Amazingly3D
how YOU doin?
fluhatinrapper
Pretty okay. Hbu?
TheGreenThingy
Captain, which episode is this?
bigzepper
I do believe it's S09E22 (TOW The Donor) which also features the talents of a certain Mr. John Stamos.
data2dyne
Hey look, semi seshwan sauce https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHPZIfJcyGY
v
Aos420
What was Joey trying to say? I don't get it :/ did he mean to say stop eating hot?
WellWellWellLookWhoItIs
Eating food is one of the most important things in the world for Joey, so something being good enough to make him stop eating is a big deal.
Thanks haha makes so much more sense!
Solkanarmy
the entire cast of Friends was once stranded in a powerboat in the middle of the ocean and the engine died - luckily, Lisa Kudrow
Predicto
thanks Dad
LadyTurkleton
I would rather have them together than Ross and Rachel
raptormax9585
I will always wonder how a HIMYM/Friends crossover would be like during both shows primes
It would be very similar to the family guy simpsons crossover. Same characters battling it out.
JoeysBrooklynRage
Ted and Ross would swap woe stories. Phoebe and lily would discuss who was more tough while monica tried to 1 up. Barney and joey pick up...
IwishIwereKeithDavid
My favorite part of this is that rachel isn't involved
Chicks. Robin and Rachel would prob have a daddy issues breakthrough. Marhsall and chandler do a stupid immature thing that makes it so....
Lily and Monica have to save from a big mistake they made.
I don't know how to edit when it hits the front page - so um, if you live in Watertown, MA - let's be friends! Also don't send nudes.
californiapoppies
Ayyyyy I live in fenway! suh dude
Morg729
Hey! Fellow masshole!
woohoo! From where do you hail?
Geshtin
Western mass checking in!
Southern mass
OuroborosX
That Joey was funny. They should've given him his own show after Friends ended. I bet that would've been huge!
Pretty sure he was on some medical show or something. Think he fell down an elevator shaft.
NotTheMamaNotTheMama
Hahahahaha!
KarelWillemJaarsveld
Lol. Right. That ended well. ;)
TinksTitties
Actually they did give him his own show. But it ended up getting canceled after a season I believe.
Lobsterfest10k
thatsthejoke.jpg
I'm disappointed in myself. I take things way too seriously.
iamkarlpilkington
https://imgur.com/fSqQhxN
rghtwo
How you doin'?
I have a bf
OnlyTheLonelyImgurians
not true... in the Vegas episode, Rachel responded, "I'm doin' good baby. How you doin'?" Joey decided she was too drunk.
Broadway2
Well, not completely stop eating...if you know what I mean
PackedCatMeowingPowerDensity
Yeah, I mean you shouldn't toss away food because someone is sexy. Priorities!
WellThatsOriginal
Wink wink
JerryShaferChrane
No, I don't know what you mean. Explain please! In small words.
stoler202
Your penis.
dovebair
Time for the second course :D
Bigdaddyclean
You mean eat the pussy!? The vagina!? Yes!?
Oh come on guys. Bigdaddy here isn't less fun than the already cheesy prior comment.
I just fucking sent it
chillFlamingo
Dong dong dong, we have a winner!
Woo Hoo eat that fucking cunt!
ThouHastNoPizza
That's a lot dongs. I'd rather bring my own ding
TheWickerBoy
Why isn't this one gif?
SuBw00FeR
Cos fuck you that's why
ImSorryThatIWasBornIdentifyingAsTheSexThatIActuallyAm
Because more gifs looks like you put more effort into the submission.
PremiumEdition
because net neutrality
PandaModeler
Because some people just want to watch the world burn...
IWishIWasBlank
Because fuck mobile users?
metalgearsolidv
a large amount of stuff you see on the front page is straight ripped from tumblr (which is often ripped from twitter)
sonicblis
I read that in a Russian accent and couldn't figure out what the question was.
sciencebasedlifeform
and why are the gif's so small. can't really see the Phoebbies
NothingToSeeHereCarryOn
Just so you and everyone else can keep making the same comment that's voted to the top.
Pencillin
fucking tumblr :-(
noTyrone
Obviously there's far too many pixels in each separate gif to be combined into one gif.
dhsikxbwsidkdmnekdkdnb
Or multiple stills
doky1301
The technology just isn't there yet
blackbaron
Copied from Tumblr is usually the answer
Dionysus187
Oh really? Wow, multiple gif posts are now getting universally downvoted from me.
boomable
Tumblr has (or had?) a file size limit that made it necessary to do this. Not the site users' fault.
DudeItLooksLikeIDidntChooseAnUsername
Windows 98 won't allow that
futureman3000
It's an illegal operation.
Swampskank
iunderstoodthatreference.gif
alexscorpio13
This deserves more upvotes
RandomImgurian
Tumblr has shitty gif size restrictions.
aggrogahu
Thanks RandomImgurian
dauntlessds
Tumblr is just shitty to begin with.
MonsterRooster
Maybe it's just the users.
SpaceballsTheComment
Then why gifify them at all?
[deleted]
LizardsInTheSky
Imgur(8yrs) is the younger sibling here. Tumblr(12yrs) is the artsy older sister with annoying qualities that you learn not to provoke
TheRicM
Joey doesn't share gifs
KingKamor
I only upvoted this because my upvote would make it to 666 points. I like to think I do good work sometimes.
heartlessninja6
earlobe
I'll be the one to say it this time. I STILL wish we could favorite comments
KomodoKill
Bravo
ChanningTastum
#1comment right here
Chunkylover117
eetsumkaus
this wins comment of the day for me. And I just woke up
finitemachine0
God this is good.
tiduszecht
upvotes for you, upvotes for them. upvotes for everybody
MozillaFirecox
Everybody?
dinaana
If you think about it, Phoebe the most normal one from all of them, in her own weird way.
DogsAreMyFavoritePeople
Umm idk what's normal to you dinaana but a pimp spit in her mouth and she got hepatitis
she had a hard childhood, nobody's perfect
She lived the furthest
I dunno, I kinda hated her in the later seasons.
ithinkitsthisone
She bugged the shit out of me.
stevenwonder
That's the danger of a sociopath: https://youtu.be/n1BQ3bbJO_k
Damn it no sound at work
SliceOfScale
.
BlastFX
TL;DR: Friends are not PC.
imgurianitarian
skybluestar
Yeah. She wasn't spoiled, OCD, womanizer, rage issues or used humor as a scape goat. She was the most normal!!
10galofmilk
I would argue all of those traits are pretty normal.
ShadowBannedForMakingMemes
She used to mug people
ThatTransformersDude
She stabbed a guy though...
gregorclegane
Who hasn't.
She had to do what she had to do!
tinyimgurafe
A cop, and he stabbed her first!
Thank you! I was waiting for someone to say it!
MistressLyda
This can be a normal reaction to an abnormal situation.
SparklingCockWaffle
So can all the behaviors mentioned for the other characters. She also mugged people and had her brothers kids.
TacticusThrowaway
She sexually assaulted a guy she was massaging. Bit his butt.
ReadySetBake
She used to live on the streets, had a pimp spit in her mouth, twin sister in porn and mugged people. Completely normal.
CoolHandRK
She had her brothers baby. Totally normal.
UsernameTheMusical
She kidnapped a cat because she thought it was her mom and guilted everyone else when they wanted to return it to its owner, a little girl.
idontenglishsorry
In imgur that's normal
We've all been there.
Hyippy
In fairness if an Imgur user is your metric for "normal" that sounds pretty "normal"
Sitcom characters are supposed to be horrible people.
waiwode
Bob Newhart and I want you to take that back!
mallywanders
That's an interesting thesis. But I'd say look at shows like Reba and Last Man Standing. Reba's main flaw is meddling, amd while the dad in
LMS is rather irresponsible and overly fond of masculinity, he is an encouraging and loving father and husband. While he does say things
About his wife which she would dislike, he says them to his daughters and as compliments to who hos wife is rather than who she wishes she
were, like saying her body is more stocky or something and that that attracted him to her, but that she would want to be called slim
2074red2074
Gomez and Morticia were the best people. Not a mean bone in their bodies.
ArdentSlacker
Although, it is fair to say they live in a deathtrap and at least one person was let in who then fully vanished. Not safe neighbors.
Yes but the were flawed in the sense that they didn't conform to societal pressures of what is normal. Which made them interesting = good tv
Being weird doesn't make them horrible people. Honestly it doesn't make them bad people either. One could argue that conformity is negative.
Non-conformity within the realm of their world on television in relation to the other characters. Sorry I didnt explain it well.
cinemeasctha
If I ever wanted a Friends spin off. I really wanted to see them together.
skellington01
They only worked as part of the ensemble.
sashkinszen
No, nonono, that would be a terrible idea
TheGreatPineApple
Not in a relationship, just hanging out together.
Sheldonian
Well according to Phoebe they will be together after the apocalypse so there's that
S34N1C
Please no
Krystoking
Recommend checking out the show "Episodes", closest thing you can probably get
thehighestwalls
cleetdog101
Yes! Season 5 next month! Last season also ????
I heard that Lisa Cudrow and one of the writers of Friends are making storylines for a Phoebe spinoff. She'll be divorced and back in NY
INoLongerCareBoutThisName
What? No. Bad. I would be game for MAYBE a mini series bringing them all back. (Although How I MEt Your Mother is like 50% friends)
Ooh that means Ursula would be back too! That crazy sexy bitch
SnesC
That bums me out. I like her being happily married to Paul Rudd at the end of the show.
Dyslexicbirch
Yeah but i like her with mike
RogerSmithIsMySpiritAnimal
Crapbag
ScoreQuest
He's one smooth-talking freelance kite designer.
Oh no Vicrum was the worst! Btw did you noticed he had a similar voice to Ross?
Chickenpox Charlie Sheen all the way
Back when chicken pox was the worst contagious thing about Charlie Sheen.
DenitoOoO
I liked her better with the moscow guy.
Hank Azaria. Simpsons voice actor.
Minsk?
HouseMouseMN
Was he the scientist played by Hank Azaria?
SomersetMaggie
No mike was paul rudd
SerialKitten666
I try and forget Joey ever existed. I hate when they ruin great shows with shitty cash grab spin offs.
At first I thought you meant the character Joey and was like "whaaa?" Then I read on and remembered that shit show. Fraisier to Cheers 1/2
2/2 was an exceptional.
Frasier was actually the longest running and most successful spin off ever I believe. No even big bang theory has a spin off, ughh
Most spin offs aren't a good idea, but that was a good one
happenedtomeonce
KINGMARKUS22
Yes yes u are
AmachiHitsugi
Personally I thought Phoebe was the most attractive among the ladies. She was more interesting in many ways.
Inappr0priate
No
wackywoohoopizzaman
Agreed
HitlersHornyNippleRing
Still an annoying naive goodie good twat
MantisTobagganMD
Goodie good? She mugged people....
She also had her mom's skull in a custom bowling ball. That's one of the most hardcore things I've ever heard.
By goodie good i meant her being vegan and that spiritual crap..i don't know what you call those kinds of people
CthulhusGreasyBallsack
Well idk about you, but I call them "people". it seems to be the generally accepted term but please correct me if I'm wrong.
Commanderwho
I'll bet you're a manly man who eats streak and drinks whiskey.
HarleyQuiznos
I just wanna find someone who likes me!
SamurrEYE
Everybody knows Phebe is the hottest.
SergeantMoomoos
Up vote for hot phoebe.
Mannus
He isn't wrong.
DrawingPirates
It always amazed me how Monica, Rachel and Phoebe each took the title of being the most beautiful at some point during the seasons.
DomZombie
Joey doesn't share!
Twinklepot
SonderingStrike
-Joey "Doesn't share food" Tribiani
danimal1974
That is a true compliment with me as well.
ReginaFPhalange
I am relevant!
goboltz
Yes, I Fingered it out ! Also say hi to Grandma Tollhouse , I love her cookies !
zackofspades
There's a Chicken-Egg thing with me and Phoebe, can't tell if she inspired my love of "crazy" or I adored her because it was always there.
martiniolives2
You should watch "Coupling," the British series. Like "Friends" but much funnier.
Amazingly3D
how YOU doin?
fluhatinrapper
Pretty okay. Hbu?
TheGreenThingy
Captain, which episode is this?
bigzepper
I do believe it's S09E22 (TOW The Donor) which also features the talents of a certain Mr. John Stamos.
data2dyne
Hey look, semi seshwan sauce https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHPZIfJcyGY
bigzepper
Aos420
What was Joey trying to say? I don't get it :/ did he mean to say stop eating hot?
WellWellWellLookWhoItIs
Eating food is one of the most important things in the world for Joey, so something being good enough to make him stop eating is a big deal.
Aos420
Thanks haha makes so much more sense!
Solkanarmy
the entire cast of Friends was once stranded in a powerboat in the middle of the ocean and the engine died - luckily, Lisa Kudrow
Predicto
thanks Dad
LadyTurkleton
I would rather have them together than Ross and Rachel
raptormax9585
I will always wonder how a HIMYM/Friends crossover would be like during both shows primes
fluhatinrapper
It would be very similar to the family guy simpsons crossover. Same characters battling it out.
JoeysBrooklynRage
Ted and Ross would swap woe stories. Phoebe and lily would discuss who was more tough while monica tried to 1 up. Barney and joey pick up...
IwishIwereKeithDavid
My favorite part of this is that rachel isn't involved
JoeysBrooklynRage
Chicks. Robin and Rachel would prob have a daddy issues breakthrough. Marhsall and chandler do a stupid immature thing that makes it so....
JoeysBrooklynRage
Lily and Monica have to save from a big mistake they made.
ComradeMasha
I don't know how to edit when it hits the front page - so um, if you live in Watertown, MA - let's be friends! Also don't send nudes.
californiapoppies
Ayyyyy I live in fenway! suh dude
Morg729
Hey! Fellow masshole!
ComradeMasha
woohoo! From where do you hail?
Geshtin
Western mass checking in!
Morg729
Southern mass
OuroborosX
That Joey was funny. They should've given him his own show after Friends ended. I bet that would've been huge!
fluhatinrapper
Pretty sure he was on some medical show or something. Think he fell down an elevator shaft.
NotTheMamaNotTheMama
Hahahahaha!
KarelWillemJaarsveld
Lol. Right. That ended well. ;)
TinksTitties
Actually they did give him his own show. But it ended up getting canceled after a season I believe.
Lobsterfest10k
thatsthejoke.jpg
TinksTitties
I'm disappointed in myself. I take things way too seriously.
iamkarlpilkington
https://imgur.com/fSqQhxN
rghtwo
How you doin'?
iamkarlpilkington
I have a bf
OnlyTheLonelyImgurians
not true... in the Vegas episode, Rachel responded, "I'm doin' good baby. How you doin'?" Joey decided she was too drunk.
Broadway2
Well, not completely stop eating...if you know what I mean
PackedCatMeowingPowerDensity
Yeah, I mean you shouldn't toss away food because someone is sexy. Priorities!
WellThatsOriginal
Wink wink
JerryShaferChrane
No, I don't know what you mean. Explain please! In small words.
stoler202
Your penis.
dovebair
Time for the second course :D
Bigdaddyclean
You mean eat the pussy!? The vagina!? Yes!?
PackedCatMeowingPowerDensity
Oh come on guys. Bigdaddy here isn't less fun than the already cheesy prior comment.
Bigdaddyclean
I just fucking sent it
chillFlamingo
Dong dong dong, we have a winner!
Bigdaddyclean
Woo Hoo eat that fucking cunt!
ThouHastNoPizza
That's a lot dongs. I'd rather bring my own ding
TheWickerBoy
Why isn't this one gif?
SuBw00FeR
Cos fuck you that's why
ImSorryThatIWasBornIdentifyingAsTheSexThatIActuallyAm
Because more gifs looks like you put more effort into the submission.
PremiumEdition
because net neutrality
PandaModeler
Because some people just want to watch the world burn...
IWishIWasBlank
Because fuck mobile users?
metalgearsolidv
a large amount of stuff you see on the front page is straight ripped from tumblr (which is often ripped from twitter)
sonicblis
I read that in a Russian accent and couldn't figure out what the question was.
sciencebasedlifeform
and why are the gif's so small. can't really see the Phoebbies
NothingToSeeHereCarryOn
Just so you and everyone else can keep making the same comment that's voted to the top.
Pencillin
fucking tumblr :-(
noTyrone
Obviously there's far too many pixels in each separate gif to be combined into one gif.
dhsikxbwsidkdmnekdkdnb
Or multiple stills
doky1301
The technology just isn't there yet
blackbaron
Copied from Tumblr is usually the answer
Dionysus187
Oh really? Wow, multiple gif posts are now getting universally downvoted from me.
boomable
Tumblr has (or had?) a file size limit that made it necessary to do this. Not the site users' fault.
DudeItLooksLikeIDidntChooseAnUsername
Windows 98 won't allow that
futureman3000
It's an illegal operation.
Swampskank
iunderstoodthatreference.gif
alexscorpio13
This deserves more upvotes
RandomImgurian
Tumblr has shitty gif size restrictions.
aggrogahu
Thanks RandomImgurian
dauntlessds
Tumblr is just shitty to begin with.
MonsterRooster
Maybe it's just the users.
SpaceballsTheComment
Then why gifify them at all?
[deleted]
[deleted]
LizardsInTheSky
Imgur(8yrs) is the younger sibling here. Tumblr(12yrs) is the artsy older sister with annoying qualities that you learn not to provoke
TheRicM
Joey doesn't share gifs
KingKamor
I only upvoted this because my upvote would make it to 666 points. I like to think I do good work sometimes.
heartlessninja6
earlobe
I'll be the one to say it this time. I STILL wish we could favorite comments
KomodoKill
Bravo
ChanningTastum
#1comment right here
Chunkylover117
eetsumkaus
this wins comment of the day for me. And I just woke up
finitemachine0
God this is good.
tiduszecht
upvotes for you, upvotes for them. upvotes for everybody
MozillaFirecox
Everybody?
tiduszecht
dinaana
If you think about it, Phoebe the most normal one from all of them, in her own weird way.
DogsAreMyFavoritePeople
Umm idk what's normal to you dinaana but a pimp spit in her mouth and she got hepatitis
dinaana
she had a hard childhood, nobody's perfect
TheRicM
She lived the furthest
RandomImgurian
I dunno, I kinda hated her in the later seasons.
ithinkitsthisone
She bugged the shit out of me.
stevenwonder
That's the danger of a sociopath: https://youtu.be/n1BQ3bbJO_k
Bigdaddyclean
Damn it no sound at work
SliceOfScale
.
BlastFX
TL;DR: Friends are not PC.
imgurianitarian
skybluestar
Yeah. She wasn't spoiled, OCD, womanizer, rage issues or used humor as a scape goat. She was the most normal!!
10galofmilk
I would argue all of those traits are pretty normal.
ShadowBannedForMakingMemes
She used to mug people
ThatTransformersDude
She stabbed a guy though...
gregorclegane
Who hasn't.
skybluestar
She had to do what she had to do!
tinyimgurafe
A cop, and he stabbed her first!
ThatTransformersDude
Thank you! I was waiting for someone to say it!
MistressLyda
This can be a normal reaction to an abnormal situation.
SparklingCockWaffle
So can all the behaviors mentioned for the other characters. She also mugged people and had her brothers kids.
TacticusThrowaway
She sexually assaulted a guy she was massaging. Bit his butt.
ReadySetBake
She used to live on the streets, had a pimp spit in her mouth, twin sister in porn and mugged people. Completely normal.
CoolHandRK
She had her brothers baby. Totally normal.
UsernameTheMusical
She kidnapped a cat because she thought it was her mom and guilted everyone else when they wanted to return it to its owner, a little girl.
idontenglishsorry
In imgur that's normal
gregorclegane
We've all been there.
Hyippy
In fairness if an Imgur user is your metric for "normal" that sounds pretty "normal"
PandaModeler
Sitcom characters are supposed to be horrible people.
waiwode
Bob Newhart and I want you to take that back!
mallywanders
That's an interesting thesis. But I'd say look at shows like Reba and Last Man Standing. Reba's main flaw is meddling, amd while the dad in
mallywanders
LMS is rather irresponsible and overly fond of masculinity, he is an encouraging and loving father and husband. While he does say things
mallywanders
About his wife which she would dislike, he says them to his daughters and as compliments to who hos wife is rather than who she wishes she
mallywanders
were, like saying her body is more stocky or something and that that attracted him to her, but that she would want to be called slim
2074red2074
Gomez and Morticia were the best people. Not a mean bone in their bodies.
ArdentSlacker
Although, it is fair to say they live in a deathtrap and at least one person was let in who then fully vanished. Not safe neighbors.
PandaModeler
Yes but the were flawed in the sense that they didn't conform to societal pressures of what is normal. Which made them interesting = good tv
2074red2074
Being weird doesn't make them horrible people. Honestly it doesn't make them bad people either. One could argue that conformity is negative.
PandaModeler
Non-conformity within the realm of their world on television in relation to the other characters. Sorry I didnt explain it well.
cinemeasctha
If I ever wanted a Friends spin off. I really wanted to see them together.
skellington01
They only worked as part of the ensemble.
sashkinszen
No, nonono, that would be a terrible idea
TheGreatPineApple
Not in a relationship, just hanging out together.
Sheldonian
Well according to Phoebe they will be together after the apocalypse so there's that
S34N1C
Please no
Krystoking
Recommend checking out the show "Episodes", closest thing you can probably get
thehighestwalls
.
cleetdog101
Yes! Season 5 next month! Last season also ????
ShadowBannedForMakingMemes
I heard that Lisa Cudrow and one of the writers of Friends are making storylines for a Phoebe spinoff. She'll be divorced and back in NY
INoLongerCareBoutThisName
What? No. Bad. I would be game for MAYBE a mini series bringing them all back. (Although How I MEt Your Mother is like 50% friends)
Sheldonian
Ooh that means Ursula would be back too! That crazy sexy bitch
SnesC
That bums me out. I like her being happily married to Paul Rudd at the end of the show.
Dyslexicbirch
Yeah but i like her with mike
RogerSmithIsMySpiritAnimal
Crapbag
[deleted]
[deleted]
ScoreQuest
He's one smooth-talking freelance kite designer.
Sheldonian
Oh no Vicrum was the worst! Btw did you noticed he had a similar voice to Ross?
TheRicM
Chickenpox Charlie Sheen all the way
ThatTransformersDude
Back when chicken pox was the worst contagious thing about Charlie Sheen.
DenitoOoO
I liked her better with the moscow guy.
skybluestar
Hank Azaria. Simpsons voice actor.
DenitoOoO
Minsk?
HouseMouseMN
Was he the scientist played by Hank Azaria?
SomersetMaggie
No mike was paul rudd
SerialKitten666
I try and forget Joey ever existed. I hate when they ruin great shows with shitty cash grab spin offs.
INoLongerCareBoutThisName
At first I thought you meant the character Joey and was like "whaaa?" Then I read on and remembered that shit show. Fraisier to Cheers 1/2
INoLongerCareBoutThisName
2/2 was an exceptional.
SerialKitten666
Frasier was actually the longest running and most successful spin off ever I believe. No even big bang theory has a spin off, ughh
INoLongerCareBoutThisName
Most spin offs aren't a good idea, but that was a good one
happenedtomeonce
KINGMARKUS22
Yes yes u are
AmachiHitsugi
Personally I thought Phoebe was the most attractive among the ladies. She was more interesting in many ways.
Inappr0priate
No
wackywoohoopizzaman
Agreed
HitlersHornyNippleRing
Still an annoying naive goodie good twat
MantisTobagganMD
Goodie good? She mugged people....
AmachiHitsugi
She also had her mom's skull in a custom bowling ball. That's one of the most hardcore things I've ever heard.
HitlersHornyNippleRing
By goodie good i meant her being vegan and that spiritual crap..i don't know what you call those kinds of people
CthulhusGreasyBallsack
Well idk about you, but I call them "people". it seems to be the generally accepted term but please correct me if I'm wrong.
Commanderwho
I'll bet you're a manly man who eats streak and drinks whiskey.