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Jan 21, 2018 1:50 PM

UBERRASCHUNG

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She’s dicking it

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He went to Jared. The homeless guy by the dumpsters, not the jewelry store.

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OP's username though

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Such a beautiful Überraschung!

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There really is a German word for everything

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what thE FUCK

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I have something I need to get off my chest.

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Get off ON* my chest

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I just need this

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Username checks out.

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fits right in the urethra

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Dick in a box

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Thought it was a cock ring, but it turned out to be a pecker pendant.

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My wife and I were talking about having sex later right as I swiped to this. Thank you for the laugh!

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Username checks out

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This is freaking unique all right.

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Not eunuch enough

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So unique it is produced en masse

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Full scale replica of @OP

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Just wow

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Hey! Who snuck in at night and casted my weener?

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Username checks out

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There it is!

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Dick Chainey

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This comment made the post.

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Goddamnit...

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Somebody is going to repost this image with your comment as the title, I guarantee it.

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Hah, you're probably right there

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Oh, so that's what they meant when they said he was in an "undisclosed location".

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Now we know the optimal title for this when someone reposts it.

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You win imgur today. @sarah I think we should have a badge for the person who wins Imgur every day or week.

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Upvote this man!

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bravo

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me watching this one go to the top

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What film is this from?

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Idk but the actor is Aidan Quinn, and it looks to be late 80’s to early 90’s based on his age in it. So... have fun in IMDb filmography XD

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Cocko Chanel

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