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Cat tax. Leo bird watching.
IFoldlyGo
#19 - this is why we need something between level 1 Air Bubble (1 minute/lvl) and level 3 Water Breathing (2 hrs per level). A second level spell that lasts 10 minutes per level would be good.
Idontspellcheck
#36 time to buy more dice. Have to fulfill the prophecy.
pdonettes
#13 This always annoys me. In the rules, the party is stealthed if the average passes. One person's bad rolls doesn't ruin it for the party. It assumes the rogue helps them out, or something! (Phb, p. 173, I think)
Serenitis
#3 Paladin/Bard: The underrated dual
DasBeaker
I wanna cast magic missile!
buisnessenderman
#10 I once ambushed my party with an archer hidden on a hill, obscured by the morning sun just peaking over the top. They spent a lot of time metagaming, talking about the range of their spells, the archer of my group looking at their longbow to figure out how far away the ambushes must be…. Little did they know this was gonna be a recurring enemy with abilities that let it shoot from like 1/4 mile away. I explicitly told them after “my monsters are not bound to any stat block youve seen before”
IFoldlyGo
#11 - should have gone for levels 6-9
saeheria
cuddleskunk
#5
tygerpsimatrix
#28 - well she was riding alone in her escort and had just watched her home planet get blown up. Who exactly was gonna come for her?
RayneOfSalt
#33 - When I was still DMing games, d&d night was every 2nd friday, and the only excuse for not attending was your death. But you had to provide proof you passed away at minimum 5 days in advance, or your character was fined half a level.
minoshirokin
BoredLyron
Everyone wonders how that one adventuring party manages long trips with so few food supplies. Their secret is their two druids. One of them turns into a goat and the other into a chicken, who can live off the land during their travels. The rest of the party lives on their milk and eggs. No one in the party can even look at an omelet when they finally hit a city after a long wilderness adventure.
Arcanum3000
DM: *thinks for a moment* *smirks* "Sure."
al3xinw0nderland0000
I'd let you try if you can RP it instead of a skill check.
I'm not the DM, I usually play Druid.
Nugarwrites
#19 I thought that lizard was gay.
Abizuil
IIRC Bi, I mean, I've never seen that lizard before. But seriously, probably depends on what smut you surf the most as to what gender you're likely to see him get busy with.
randomwalrus
No evidence it is not. Could either be a female lizardfolk, or just a gay male friend doing a female friend a solid.
RevolutionOnHerLips
#2 this idea is better than almost all of the adventuring party comes together ideas I've ever been presented with, I'd absolutely love a campaign that starts this way as long as the crying person is a party member as well
nopo
Druid just had a nasty breakup with her boyfriend (a Bard who was cheating on her) and is crying in the bathroom. Over the course of the next hour, a Fighter, a Wizard, a Cleric and a Rogue all walk into the bathroom and begin consoling her despite never having seen her before in their lives. Two hours later, they leave having sworn a binding Oath to slay a dragon to prove to the Druid's ex-boyfriend that she doesn't need him in her life anymore.
xETM
#19 Tenacious D "F*** Her Gently" vibes
https://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/fuckhergently
ThingsThatDontJustifyGenocide
Damn, he's got a huge tongue that sticks up out of the water
Dunes8
I think that’s part of his tail
DukeDarkwood
#14 - "I GOT A FOUR!" -Elan, Order of the Stick, when the group rolled a Move Silently check. (Everyone else whispered their rolls.)
varesya
And this is why 5e switched to group checks where you all succeed if at least half of you do, because there's always that one guy who's about as stealthy as a fire truck with sirens blaring.
DukeDarkwood
That is a really neat QoL update. Cool.
varesya
Yeah - 5e has some things I don't like, but that was a good one.