GrammaticalMisdirection
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Nov 8, 2017 6:24 PM
GrammaticalMisdirection
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Potetgull92
CabooseLuck
M3gad3rtH
"I was confused" - Yes, because taking having someone who isn't your boyfriend playing penis pogo with you is such a perplexing experience..
BlankMage
I've never dated, just because I don't want the stress of having to trust people. It works surprisingly well for me.
AntiEvil007
I always remember the line that cheating isn't just a mistake or a choice, it is a fuck ton of choices/mistakes leading up to it.
resonantD
I've heard women justify cheating even before they do.
resonantD
My favorite is when people try to blame you for their behavior.
ddkong86
Some play love like it was just a game.
ChickenEatingMan
How long you been dating? What's the reason? What's her solution? Better have damn good answers for all those questions or she is ouuuuut
ForestDemolitionExpert
"You made me do it. Don't I deserve to be happy. I didn't think you'd find out." Heard it all, this is why I have trust issues.
bofh420
You tripped, slipped on the floor and accidentally stuck your dick in my wife. The Last Boy Scout
TheFoolishDoctor
Ex said she wanted more. Guess 23 hours a day wasn't enough
Remus1348
Me when my ex-wife told me she cheated and tried to give excuses.
daniePandaSmasher
I actually dont think will smith ever made a bad movie.
AManHasNoShame
Well.. check out After Earth.
Talmorean
Why are you giving her the opprotunity to explain herself? Demand she bend the knee and then still boot her ass.
littleBreaker
I hate cheaters but that’s disgusting
Talmorean
What's disgusting?
littleBreaker
DEMAND she suck your dick. No. Just no.
Talmorean
lol, Bend the knee is from Game of Thrones. It means swear fealty. Nothing about that means suck a dick. Hahahahahaa
littleBreaker
Oh phew
AbigailLongbottom
What is this from?
GrammaticalMisdirection
I robot
AbigailLongbottom
Thanks!
repsac
Me in every corporate meeting
Lurch1911
Her: “It’s not what it looks like!” Me: “I’m anxious to know how you & Kevin, naked & asleep on my couch is ‘not what it looks like.’”
steelreign10
Well there was some bee's and he got stung pretty bad that is why he is naked so after running around trying to get the bee's off we were
steelreign10
so tired that we decided to take a quick nap so we can explain the whole funny situation to you.
Lurch1911
Well that answers most of it, but what were the two of you doing at my apartment while I was out of town?
Randersuarus
Did you read what they said? There were bees. Your place was the safest
DjNeHi
ChrisHemsworthsglabella
DRFUZY
Such a good movie
Mutherfrikinwizardship99
EmmersumBigguns
Guys do horrible disgusting cruel things. Women "make mistakes".
IronicUsername
Because hypocrisy and making excuses for cheating are totally gender specific things.
FrostyOblivion
According to all the husbands I've talked to, women don't even make those.
StupidEcho
“It’s your fault I cheated on you because you didn’t love me right.” Some bitches man. Some dudes too probably. Humans are garbage.
cscottdostuff
Humans are garbage. I cheated on a man I thought I wanted to marry, didn't even fully understand why I cheated. I immediately broke up (1)
cscottdostuff
with him without admitting that I cheated. I told him we weren't working together anymore and that I knew he could find happiness with (2)
cscottdostuff
someone else. I didn't blame him. He insisted that I tell him what was wrong so he could "change". I refused. I let him go. 1 year later (3)
Niddhoger
This was so painful on The Orville. The ex-wife keeps trying to blame her ex-husband for HER cheating on HIM!
DarthRevan810
I know right, if the show leads to them trying to get back together I’m just going to be pissed.
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tarataqa
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StunnedGoofy
Meme waa born...
blergh2point0
Ahhaha
stabbert3
A new meme!
princeaizen
"girl!"
bradphill920
Thank you
SithRuleOfTwo
When Tyrese said you gave him 5 million dollars
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forgetcory
justkidneying
There is never a good reason to cheat. It's just inexcusable.
littleBreaker
I say if you’re being abused by a significant other, you have every right to cheat as long as you can get away with it. /1
justkidneying
No, that just means that you need to get the hell out of the relationship.
littleBreaker
Yeah and risk being shot, hit, slapped, yeah right.
rovertbiggs
Aren’t you risking that just as much sneaking around? What would an abuser do if she/he caught you cheating?
littleBreaker
That’s why I said “as long as you can get away with it.” E.g. some abusive men will only allow wife to go to work, so if she can...
littleBreaker
...sometimes it takes YEARS to safely depart from an abusive spouse, so what are going to do, not have sex for five years? ...
littleBreaker
In that situation, the affair or fling might literally be the only thing keeping a woman from killing herself.
justkidneying
Then she also needs to seek help. If she doesn't accept it, that's not your fault. It seems you just keep making petty excuses to cheat
justkidneying
yep. Contrary to popular belief, its entirely doable.
littleBreaker
Nope, abusive partner does not get to take away your ability to experience joy. That’s simply not within his rights legally, ethically, etc.
rovertbiggs
Mine said “I was bored.” Then tried to take it back when she realized that wouldn’t fix anything. She’s long gone now!
TheDivineUsersub
That's a SPECIAL kind of stupid...
rovertbiggs
She was definitely “special”.
LinkOfTheForest
EX-girlfriend, I hope
copingcabana
Shit man, you don't break up with someone just because they tried to use MEME in scrabble!
INeedTities
I WAS DUMB ENOUGH TO GIVE HER A 2ND AND 3RD CHANCE.
INeedTities
safe to say we broke up just now and she admitted cheating on me again
zezzima
There are no reasons for cheating, only excuses.
Muad
Ooh, a Nethack player.
zezzima
After all these years!
bourbonandhappiness
Who the fuck downvotes this? Probably her.
NachoPete
And her girlfriends.
GrammaticalMisdirection
Very much so
TheRush
My man.
GifsAreMyFetish
USERNAMESMUSTBEFOURCHARACTERS1NLENGTH
Good for you, have a shot for me, you and removing a tumor
feynze3
SuperHoneyBadger
stickyourproblemsupyourbum
Theodore000
Asterfix
Looks like its fourth time around, amirite bois?
AcidAssasin
My boy! Now grab another beer, I would recommend 2016 Lidemann Faro
Badsequence
What did she do slip and fall on some dick?
Conflict
As I was ending it with my ex she said 'I made a mistake' I never let her finish her sentence knowing if I'm gonna get laid any time soon it
Conflict
Was from her. Terrible I know but a guys gotta get some, some time.
pareidoliaperson
Aw man, why'd ya break up?
GrammaticalMisdirection
Lol +1
YCMEHSFI
My man. Good on you not doing any of that second chance bullshit
FourthCause
Well he's allergic to it
TurtleBrawler
Yeah, you don't want him to end up on his thirdtimearound with her. It's better to cut her off after the first time. GL homie
wksquared
Did you forgive her twice prior?
ThatWouldLookBetterInBlue
GrammaticalMisdirection
Nope, once you cheat you're done
TheDivineUsersub
That a boy!
shinymetalassassin
So she doesn't get the chance to cheat a third time around?
GrammaticalMisdirection
Ha! Literally made me chuckle +1
Trvekvltarsehole
hahaha my ex "She was sad" oh yeah? You injected her cunt with your penis so she would stop being sad, eh? Fucking twat.
ruferto
i mean, it would work
MetroidJunkie
She had a migraine.
AgaMemenon
I find it hard to discern what country you’re from
paganfears
Well, that's what he did so..?
TresusIbor
Gave her 30CC's of dick
Mikec311
Oops I slipped and my dick fell into your wife!
TheSevvy
At least he didn't blame you?
NateTheNuke
Ripper dude sorry about that
idontenglishsorry
That’s Gorgon shit
DonutPolice
Absolute gorgon shit!
thatdudethatslonely
That’s gotta be hard to trust after that, sorry dude
Cartoones
Well....are you sad?
BOSSMOPS
Trvekvltarsehole
Lmfao nice
Cartoones
There's alot more if u wanna pm me :) I'm always down for good convo
rabbiebabbie
Dated a girl who's ex cheated on her. He claimed he was drunk and passed out and when he woke up a girl was riding him and he couldn't stop
rabbiebabbie
For anyone curious they ended up getting back together cause he was her baby daddy. Didn't know she was a single mom until after a while too
winfeildgold
That did happen to me though before. Granted i didnt have a girlfriend. Its funny though, roles reversed would be a different issue on here
PmMeGifsForSauce
I wouldn't doubt the drunk, passed out, woke up to rape. I still wouldn't say he's not a pos to allow himself to get into that sitch.
rabbiebabbie
He knew the girl was into him. They'd go out together and almost hooked up a couple times. He was clearly full of shit imo
Trvekvltarsehole
Sounds like a great story. She should have asked him if he would press charges for rape.
Gasnia
And he would get how far with it? There's the joke that men can't get raped.
Trvekvltarsehole
If he was actually raped he should have done something, that's the point.
rabbiebabbie
Yeah he woke up during it and willingly continued. He said it felt too good to stop her not that she raped him.
IRatherChangeMyName
Did it work?
Optimixto
I hope this answers the question:
Trvekvltarsehole
Why do I care?
TheDogEnd
Good answer
ShitIstoleFrom4chan
You seem sad, want some help with that? ;)
BendyDicksCumOnMyBaps
No offence, but it seems like you do...
Trvekvltarsehole
Why would i?
Zioniu
2/ person or victim reacts doesn't matter. They aren't the ones on trial. The person who wronged them is. Betrayal hurts. Ignore this idiot.
AnaphylacticShark
Definitely seems like you do... I'm sorry you got hurt.
FreshBeets
Because you put it out there for all to comment, but when they do you get defensive. Shows you want to talk about it, but it's sensitive.
Zioniu
Don't listen to this contrary behavior. If you care it's fine. If you don't it's fine. What matters is there's no reason to cheat. How a 1/
PartiallyShavedSasquatch
My daddy always said, man fucks your girlfriend you owe him a beer for showing you what kind of cheating POS you were dating.
ZKrock
Make it a bud light lime.
zezzima
Depends. If the guy did not know she was your girlfriend, then yes. Else no.
littleBreaker
Nahhh I don’t buy that “men/women gotta stick together” bull. If some guy cheated with your girlfriend, he knows what he did. Giving him ...
littleBreaker
...beer is the most submissive thing you can do. It’s taking the easy route instead of confronting/punching him.
PartiallyShavedSasquatch
He's single. He's not your brother, he's not your friend. He's a single guy with a dick and your girlfriend chose his dick over you.
TheSevvy
I've hooked up with married/taken women, and I've been cheated on. It took me a minute to realize this, but it's 100% true.
IronicUsername
If you knew they were married/taken, you're an asshole.
TheSevvy
I don't deny that. My morals are strange. I've never cheated on a girl ever. Never will. But I'll bang married women. o_O
thecrimsontit
So you wouldn't wanna hurt someone close to you, but you have no regard for the emotions and lives of people your not involved with. Cool.
TheSevvy
Not quite as simple as that. There is more to the story. I could explain, but it would take a minute. :D
PartiallyShavedSasquatch
Nobody has magic genitals that make you cheat. You choose quick sex over a meaningful relationship.
TheSevvy
That's the general "you", right? I've never cheated. Only helped women cheat. :P
StormWingDelta
Then again there's people out there that can have some crazy amount of brainwashing and convincing power to break even the strongest wills.
PartiallyShavedSasquatch
I don't buy that for an instant. You put yourself in that situation. You let yourself be led down that road.
PartiallyShavedSasquatch
If "abracadabra suck my dick" worked, highschool would have been much more fun for me.