ColonelScheisskopf
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Too mean?
My fraternity brother who is currently deployed overseas sent this to his mom for April Fools. Absolutely savage.
FP Edit: Glad you all found this as funny as I did. Rather than ask for boobs, all I'll ask for is a donation to St. Jude Children's Hospital. We're currently doing one of our annual fundraisers and appreciate any support you're willing to give.
http://fundraising.stjude.org/site/TR?fr_id=46492&pg=entry
If you want more info on the event, feel free to inbox me. Every dollar counts. Thanks imgur!
B0ULLIE
That battery life is giving me anxiety
czaarticus
Keep fighting the good fight, sir. SEMPER INVICTA.
elppapple
Wow that's pretty terrible
BlackAshesDawn
respect
gottastopswiping
And then in a turn of events he shows up on her door step
Sokonomi
Guess what!? Im leaving my family for another half year, arent you proud?
Quizz25S
I'm more impressed that he's able to text his mom from whatever god-forsaken hell hole he's in.
meggosaurusx
Omg. @dvldog6
ikazejin
Fucking savage! I love it!
J3rryMcWing
well.. the best april ive seen today.. +1 sir!
TheLastVice
Dat is my plane!
ThePaultergeist
Ain't nobody alive coming home in a Chinnook.
MedicLt
A shithook?
Theunimaginativeone
Well he's not getting picked up next time he's on leave
Starchild211
Can I send nude boob pics anyway?
SendMeYourGenitals
You can send them to my inbox!
fudgesickle
Did something similar once. I lived across the country, told mom I wouldn't be making it home for a weekend I had planned. Was calling 1/2
fudgesickle
on my cell while I was standing at the front door. While still talking to her, knocked on the door & she opened it! Surprise! 2/2
Pyrosparton117
What frat
GlowGreen
I've heard a lot of those army people go to that "semper fi" one.
ritsbits808
That's marines
CormacLynch
That's the joke
Zasserman
more cruel than funny IMO
Neijya
Gonna lack originality here, but... "It's a prank, bro!"
theinconvenienttruth
Yeah you don't fuck with your mother like that
jayp18
What are you talking about, I'd fuck your mom
nightmarebear
"Asshole." Love, mom.
NotAPervert
She's gonna regret that when the differential collective pitch fails
MangoProtagonist
Am confused isn't that helicopters pls explain
NotAPervert
I thought he was in a chinook, don't drink and comment. Irregardless the insinuation was failure of a critical flight component. I'm mean.
OfficialGoogle
What fraternity are you in?
ritsbits808
Surprised he didn't get more hate for it, imgur seems to hate Greek life.
RichCorinthian
Buncha Douchea Pranka, I think.
OfficialGoogle
Ah classy. Can't we all just get along, Geed?
PedanticGonkDroid
Fraternity feelings aside, the prank is terrible; I can't disagree with that.
OfficialGoogle
It's just a prank, bro. Just kidding. I'm all for hijinks, but messing with people on a deep emotional level or physical level is wrong.
NoobCybooty
Is he still alive?
ttspenstar
Airborne hooah!
ThatGuyNoOneKnows
Wow now that would be a cruel joke. "April fools! He's dead!"
ColonelScheisskopf
Yes, he's alive and well.
SoupCanMan
I hope his mom called command
TheEdmontonMan
Still O.K.?
NoobCybooty
My mumzy would've sent me to the shadow realm.
YumYumCumShop
April fools! :D
IwillOFFENDyou
So dark the. CIA sold it crack
YumYumCumShop
I'm offended!