Apr 18, 2022 10:26 PM
PrincePiggo
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TrueLegateDamar
Okay let him go, let him go Mr. Frog.
KAPTKipper
Get in my belly! Ribbit
ooMikeAoo
dragonsluvtacos
embodymentofgattaca
Goldenteckel
dicktrickle60142
Smash that invasive fuckers head in and feed it to the bird!
MrHappySmiles
U stole mah lunch, dick.
whatamisupposedtodo
Hang in there
nintendolunchbox
He never says thank you.
TheDancingChickenOfTheSea
His eyes were WAY bigger than his stomach lol
weidermeijer
Been there. Done that.
Smacketywack
That frog is like, “Fuck yo couch!”
NiceLegsDaisyDukesMakesAMAAANOUTOFYOOOUUUU
Quick reminder that frogs will LITERALLY eat ANYTHING that will fit in its mouth. Bugs, mice, baby birds, etc.
Jak8714
I'd feel sorry for the frog, but honestly, he was never gonna be able to make that bird fit in his mouth.
Devious11
Why you got to take his meal?
MemerMike
I'll fuckin do it again
thatiscomedygoldrightthere
Frogs are bastards.
historycat
https://fineartamerica.com/featured/do-not-ever-give-up-joey-nash.html?product=poster
chewybrian
v
SquigBreath
I found a duck just like this, but it was a snapping turtle not a frog. That duck did not escape but I did.
tabirdie20110
Frog sez: “tastes like chicken “
mmartin762
Saved the stupid frog too.
idonthavetimeforthiseither
Frog just wanted a nosh...
madvin
Frog regrets t o have no tooth...
Wulph421
I thought it was a chopped off anaconda head or something trying to eat it
ColmCorbec
DuelingBrothers
*Esuna* You're all good now.
TaintToucher
Ok one more. Must have got hit by some bad breath from a malboro or something. *Esuna*
AstronautChicken
I dont even know how this would get passed around very well. Who wants to be unfrogged
The whole party dude! You're kind of useless in that state. *Esuna*
FGnevermore
Would they have both died?
ArousedWizard
not from hunger
Dagordae
No. Frogs are REALLY dumb but eventually it would have figured out it can’t eat this and give up. Long after the bird dies.
CVStp
eventually, years later and apart, they would indeed both die.
NeverEnoughFoxes
Bird dies, pins the frog under water where it can't get more air. Most likely yes.
freezeDriedBadger
Frogs can breathe through their skin, might have starved though
T3sl4co1l
Or the spectacle draws attention of a hawk and they both end up a meal
DorkJedi
WTF? Who ordered the frogducken?
Donaldbain
No, the frog had the bird pinned. The frog could have let go at any time, it was trying to drown the bird who probably tried to eat it.
LinkGoesHIYAAA
I think it’s more likely the frog thought it was food while its head was underwater. Frogs are idiots. Prob hadnt realized what it was yet.
SherMattLockSmith
Frogs literally are not that smart
Like, they probably don't have the concept of breath and definitely do not understand that other creatures need to breathe, yet alone use(1)
(2) Said knowledge to try and kill another much larger creature. They just eat, thought it would be tasty and kept trying to eat.
SilentZed
Frog is like, "Wtf, Dude."
alcaray
Not a repentant frog, there.
InquisitorOctaviusoftheOrdoMalleus
Now we fry the frog Cajun style
sweetandsmokey
dude made the frog watch the leaving bird (dude : see that!) before turning it towards him (frog: so what? WTF does it matter to u)
CestlaviePgh
LOL exactly what I thought too!
wtftomdelonge29
I got more of a “and I’ll fucken do it again” vibe.
eddbrowne
For justice, swallow the frog.
thedewser
Seriously, dude was hungry and that bird was probably being an asshole, as birds are.
JadeNB1729
… by … trying not to get eaten?
Bird probably ate the frog's kids!
It's just a frog-eat-bird-eat-frog world out there.
PineappleLoopsBroether
Cappy: I am ROTUND!
"Capybaras are snack-shaped"
They’re FRIEND shaped
SleeperXib
But, not snack sized.
Definitely fun sized though
Codyroo500
How the hell did that shit even happen?
kaegro
Bullfrog are invasive in a lot of places and can eat some really big shit for their size. Prolly thought the head was all there was ro it.
awesomecat42
Frogs are both unintelligent and ambitious, especially when it comes to potential food.
Username0121
Birb fucked around n found out
AFrugalMoogle
It started out with a kiss
BonIvermectin
A little luck and a lot of Froggy Behavior
majorminers
A herpetologist once told me, "If frogs were 50 pounds or bigger. Humans wouldnt exist."
backrideup9
Frog mistook the bird for a monkey he knew about 15 years ago.
AuntieKristt
Wednesday.
TheLastNutterButter
Birb sticks head under water to feed. Frog just sees the head and neck, thinks it's food sized. Too dumb to let go after the chomp.
Drawstencil
Eat or be eaten
CraftyObligation
Frogs are voratious predators. They view any thing that fits in their mouth as food.
The American Boys Handy Book had a story of a pet frog. It ate almost a pound of food in a day. Died of "idigestion" that night.
madmatt2024
Frogs are pretty stupid. If they think something is food they will try to eat it, no matter how big it is.
Gasperus
Just like my ex....
Kavic
Disected a frog in school dacades ago, it had 2 mice and 3 bugs in its belly. It wasn't even a big frog.
RandomlyAppointedNSAAgent
It's also possible bird tried to eat frog, and frog said "you are a fool to believe my self preservation is greater than my spite"
smegheadenergy
So don’t go swimming nude in a frog pond if you have a wiener?
LonelyVoid
Unless you're into that shit
Superboes
I mean, they aint got teeth... couldnt really kill the bird exept drowning maybe
Their tongues have ridges like teeth while some have teeth like structures on their jaws o____O
TrueLegateDamar
Okay let him go, let him go Mr. Frog.
KAPTKipper
Get in my belly! Ribbit
ooMikeAoo
dragonsluvtacos
embodymentofgattaca
Goldenteckel
dicktrickle60142
Smash that invasive fuckers head in and feed it to the bird!
MrHappySmiles
U stole mah lunch, dick.
whatamisupposedtodo
Hang in there
nintendolunchbox
He never says thank you.
TheDancingChickenOfTheSea
His eyes were WAY bigger than his stomach lol
weidermeijer
Been there. Done that.
Smacketywack
That frog is like, “Fuck yo couch!”
NiceLegsDaisyDukesMakesAMAAANOUTOFYOOOUUUU
Quick reminder that frogs will LITERALLY eat ANYTHING that will fit in its mouth. Bugs, mice, baby birds, etc.
Jak8714
I'd feel sorry for the frog, but honestly, he was never gonna be able to make that bird fit in his mouth.
Devious11
Why you got to take his meal?
MemerMike
I'll fuckin do it again
thatiscomedygoldrightthere
Frogs are bastards.
historycat
https://fineartamerica.com/featured/do-not-ever-give-up-joey-nash.html?product=poster
chewybrian
SquigBreath
I found a duck just like this, but it was a snapping turtle not a frog. That duck did not escape but I did.
tabirdie20110
Frog sez: “tastes like chicken “
mmartin762
Saved the stupid frog too.
idonthavetimeforthiseither
Frog just wanted a nosh...
madvin
Frog regrets t o have no tooth...
Wulph421
I thought it was a chopped off anaconda head or something trying to eat it
ColmCorbec
DuelingBrothers
*Esuna* You're all good now.
TaintToucher
DuelingBrothers
Ok one more. Must have got hit by some bad breath from a malboro or something. *Esuna*
AstronautChicken
I dont even know how this would get passed around very well. Who wants to be unfrogged
DuelingBrothers
The whole party dude! You're kind of useless in that state. *Esuna*
FGnevermore
Would they have both died?
ArousedWizard
not from hunger
Dagordae
No. Frogs are REALLY dumb but eventually it would have figured out it can’t eat this and give up. Long after the bird dies.
CVStp
eventually, years later and apart, they would indeed both die.
NeverEnoughFoxes
Bird dies, pins the frog under water where it can't get more air. Most likely yes.
freezeDriedBadger
Frogs can breathe through their skin, might have starved though
T3sl4co1l
Or the spectacle draws attention of a hawk and they both end up a meal
DorkJedi
WTF? Who ordered the frogducken?
Donaldbain
No, the frog had the bird pinned. The frog could have let go at any time, it was trying to drown the bird who probably tried to eat it.
LinkGoesHIYAAA
I think it’s more likely the frog thought it was food while its head was underwater. Frogs are idiots. Prob hadnt realized what it was yet.
SherMattLockSmith
Frogs literally are not that smart
SherMattLockSmith
Like, they probably don't have the concept of breath and definitely do not understand that other creatures need to breathe, yet alone use(1)
SherMattLockSmith
(2) Said knowledge to try and kill another much larger creature. They just eat, thought it would be tasty and kept trying to eat.
SilentZed
Frog is like, "Wtf, Dude."
alcaray
Not a repentant frog, there.
InquisitorOctaviusoftheOrdoMalleus
Now we fry the frog Cajun style
sweetandsmokey
dude made the frog watch the leaving bird (dude : see that!) before turning it towards him (frog: so what? WTF does it matter to u)
CestlaviePgh
LOL exactly what I thought too!
wtftomdelonge29
I got more of a “and I’ll fucken do it again” vibe.
eddbrowne
For justice, swallow the frog.
thedewser
Seriously, dude was hungry and that bird was probably being an asshole, as birds are.
JadeNB1729
… by … trying not to get eaten?
thedewser
Bird probably ate the frog's kids!
JadeNB1729
It's just a frog-eat-bird-eat-frog world out there.
PineappleLoopsBroether
Cappy: I am ROTUND!
Goldenteckel
"Capybaras are snack-shaped"
PineappleLoopsBroether
They’re FRIEND shaped
SleeperXib
But, not snack sized.
PineappleLoopsBroether
Definitely fun sized though
Codyroo500
How the hell did that shit even happen?
kaegro
Bullfrog are invasive in a lot of places and can eat some really big shit for their size. Prolly thought the head was all there was ro it.
awesomecat42
Frogs are both unintelligent and ambitious, especially when it comes to potential food.
Username0121
Birb fucked around n found out
AFrugalMoogle
It started out with a kiss
BonIvermectin
A little luck and a lot of Froggy Behavior
majorminers
A herpetologist once told me, "If frogs were 50 pounds or bigger. Humans wouldnt exist."
backrideup9
Frog mistook the bird for a monkey he knew about 15 years ago.
AuntieKristt
Wednesday.
TheLastNutterButter
Birb sticks head under water to feed. Frog just sees the head and neck, thinks it's food sized. Too dumb to let go after the chomp.
Drawstencil
Eat or be eaten
CraftyObligation
Frogs are voratious predators. They view any thing that fits in their mouth as food.
CraftyObligation
The American Boys Handy Book had a story of a pet frog. It ate almost a pound of food in a day. Died of "idigestion" that night.
madmatt2024
Frogs are pretty stupid. If they think something is food they will try to eat it, no matter how big it is.
Gasperus
Just like my ex....
Kavic
Disected a frog in school dacades ago, it had 2 mice and 3 bugs in its belly. It wasn't even a big frog.
RandomlyAppointedNSAAgent
It's also possible bird tried to eat frog, and frog said "you are a fool to believe my self preservation is greater than my spite"
smegheadenergy
So don’t go swimming nude in a frog pond if you have a wiener?
LonelyVoid
Unless you're into that shit
Superboes
I mean, they aint got teeth... couldnt really kill the bird exept drowning maybe
smegheadenergy
Their tongues have ridges like teeth while some have teeth like structures on their jaws o____O