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imgurnaknockuout
He'd demand the iceberg show it's birth certificate
len0k
He’d be the first person on the lifeboat.
LTSmasher001
"It was the third-class passengers' fault."
gis4gif
thechelonianshelmet
They should let me build a wall around the Pole. The Pole sends bergs, but it's not sending its best. We should use Nukes....
Sjg437
Even if the Orange Prick called for help, who the fuck could understand the nonsensical gibberish he would be spouting.
DemoEvolved
I need to be the captain of the next titanic.
Galfronon
I perfectly captain that ship to a destination people said it would never go to before it set sail, but I took it there.
BendOverAndIllShowYa
Falling back into the same trap. Keep talking about this Fuckin’ guy and he’s gonna win. Ignore the asshat and he’s done. No media coverage
SkyreachX
So... Zapp Brannigan?
ps238principal
"Can we see his qualifications for captaining an ocean liner?" "His degree is under lock and key and he'll sue if they're released."
MisterLemons
"Just stop asking. Look, does the other guy have one? There was a laptop that had a list of all the stowaways on the other guys ship"
guitarfourtysix
MoonAmericanFloydHeywoodR
"Hello, Georgia Secretary of State, FIND ME MORE LIFEBOATS!"
goodshotbro
The iceberg came from Chyna
IAmTheMightyLeon
"Some call it the China Iceberg, or the Chinaberg. Where are those people in the back going? Someone lock the doors."
Jace99
Chii-na berg.
bekindtoanimals
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youreapieceofshitmorty
MoonAmericanFloydHeywoodR
Mitch McConnell: "Captain quality is an issue."
Wikipedo
We can use UV light to melt the iceberg
WiiShaker
What a little bitch ass pussy. His whole life. Weak.
DJOldguy
This list equally applies if he was Captain of the USA ... erm, he was President, is that the same? Well these things apply anyway!
praga37
The iceberg is gonna disappear after a while, probably by April…
DelCorazon
This iceberg was the iciest in terms of ice content. I bet if we nuke it or inject it with bleach it would be gone in minutes…
Jbelkin
He’d be off in the lifeboats faster than the Concordia guy … he’d commandeer the other boats for the gold faucets …
Jace99
If there is an iceberg, throw the older passengers at it, they’re disposable. It’s making me look bad.
usernamesarenotcomments
I have the best lifeboat
decarnatedame
* There was no ship
player112354
It was funny to read about chump prior to his election. Using the same jokes for years. Is basically using his brain cells. Use yours
BallsackHippo
I TAKE NO RESPONSABILITY!
bitchgotaname
This would be number 1
lostlittletimeonthis
"the titanic was not properly built" "it didn't sink we were atacked by a submarine"
BallsackHippo
I swear, it was a Japanese torpedo boat!
pfshfine
I'd correct your spelling, but since you're imitating former guy... You got it too accurate.
TheWonderfulWorldOfDickButt
Hang on, I got one for this
Frederf
He'd even pronounce it that way.
BallsackHippo
He'd be the 1st to abandon ship; He, two MAGA seamen, Ivanka, the vault content & this souvenir --->
TheElusiveEnchilada
abirduphigh
I still can't believe that man child was our head of state... for four years... so much damage done.
RickTheMarshallSelke
Buckle up buttercup because if he doesn't get charged with a federal crime it might happen again.
Clockworkdancerobot
Pretty much
yeahhedugit
Is that Trump or Elon?
newsguycraigevans
Yes
cearn
And millions will believe him on that :\
ManhattanHarper
My friend at the CDC said we were fucked in 2018 when he and Bolton fired the pandemic response team
davegur
Yep.
hnngh
Coward captain of the MV Sewol tragedy in South Korea leaving his ship before anyone else. 304 died.
hnngh
Most of the dead were from a local high school. Flowers on the desks of those that died.
sinte
"Coward". Captains don't owe it to anyone to "go down with the ship". Fucking idiots. If you can save yourself, save yourself.
hnngh
This fucker told all the kids to stay put and that more information would come. Then left first. Didn't direct evac. Nothing. Fuck you.
hnngh
If it wasn't clear, you didn't read or look up shit. Go eat a dick.