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Feb 6, 2017 11:28 PM
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youknowthatoneguymagoogoo
Come out like, Morning already?! Okie doke!
ceramicpear
Hey there little guy
AlmightyDiapahbetusGarlicGerbil
Tried this with my ferret. Tore the ever loving shit out of the pocket and bit me in the face before running off with my hat.
IAlwaysUpvoteRickAndMorty
vzon20011
He's like, "Am I back home in my jungle yet?! Suzy, and the kids must be worried about me going for milk twenty years ago."
HandsomeJack19
My shirt pockets don't have anything in them. Stupid pockets.
metal4masses
PUT IT BACK!!!
probablyandrew
Pawkit frenz
GlennBecksChalkboard
It's one of tiny hairy Basilisks.
SomeGuyWhoKnowsStuff
If anyone actually paid attention they might notice that the slow loris doesn't have a visible tail like that.. that's a.. erm.. critter!
SomeGuyWhoKnowsStuff
The person who said 'bush baby' wins an upvote. They're vaguely related to the loris but are not the same, nor particularly endangered.
echoingwhisper
Yeah wrong critter, I was going for joke my bad
Jaymison
MyUserHeroes
I like to move it move it
the12thletter
For those who were anxious like me: Not a spider.
ISayFuckAllTheTime
Tactical Pocket Bush Baby
Twinkee64
"All hail K! All hail K!"
IAmTheCutestOfBorg
Why you put them rats in my locker?
SolarBunBun
I want 50.
PizzaGovorun
chakmanga
LouisLyle
I'll take 8
Synai
expected sugar glider, close enough
LorianneCyanide
Was not disapointed
Roelf
Hello fren!
Calmlybackitin
Pocket critter leaves pocket tic-tacs
idiotn00b
I'm just going to go ahead and downvote this cutie, because this animal is nocturnal and illegally trafficked and we shouldn't support that
FuckTheUSCjrShamecocks
This isn't a slow loris. If you aren't going to know what you're talking about before commenting atleast look through the comments
arewevenom
Galago get me one of those.. I will see myself out
jpm1992
Uhmyes
"You don't know what happened in that pocket man, I can't go back!"
echoingwhisper
Hurry up! Ohhhh it's a little slow
Grudgebearingmidget
Mlem
PrehistoricPrincess
its a bushbaby!
NotSuspicious
i think it's scared
iAintNoSynthDammit
it is absolutely terrified.
Ringshadow
That is a nocturnal creature in broad daylight that has likely had its teeth ripped out for illegal pet trade.
NGC5189
That is a slow loris. Do not support having them in captivity. They are ripped from their environment and abused by traders.
khold90
Not a slow loris. That is a bushbaby / lesser galago. Looks similar but has a tail, isn't endangered and can be bred in captivity.
NGC5189
The post is a bushbaby. The comment I'm replying to has a gif of a Slow Loris.
funtimenachos
Upvote for awareness... it's truly sad what traders do to these animals to "domesticate" them
SomeGuyWhoKnowsStuff
Downvote for wrongness.
funtimenachos
http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/7606524
Zoroasterisk
"You got some food? I'm starving! Oh, no thanks, can't have anything solid on account of the fact that my teeth were cut out of my mouth."
Zoroasterisk
"Thank goodness my species is getting closer to extinction, the pain inflicted on all of us for your enjoyment is a fate worse than death!"
rabahiff
it only took about four hours when I pulled out his teeth
asquiiiiiiisha
It's a bush baby, not a slow loris.
Istealfromthefrontpage
Tyrannosaurus rekt
Zoroasterisk
Goddammit +1
AgonistAnt
so uhh.. they cut their teeth out? that little thing up there has to get its teeth cut?
noforeplay
They're referring to slow lorises (this isn't one), which have their teeth pulled cus their bite is toxic
Prommy
Oh wow I never knew how very interesting you aren't bringing down the mood for the sake of looking smarter than you really are at all, neat
Zoroasterisk
Careful you don't cut yourself on all that edge
Prommy
Since when is calling you out on being that one asshole who brings down the mood in a cute post to make yourself seem educated "edgy"
Zoroasterisk
The speed at which you jumped into 'gotcha' mode over such a tiny distinction is why I said so. Wasn't trying to bring anybody down, I just-
Zoroasterisk
have an incredibly dark sense of humor. Still, you got me; I thought it was a Slow Loris. I bow before your superior wisdom.
Prommy
And if you didn't reply to make yourself look smart then I think you need to have a talk with your caretaker because you'd be the edgy one
Prommy
Implying that I commented because you were wrong about the animal and not because you brought down the mood to look smart
FeaurieVladskovitz
Aren't these illegal to own?
Oreo13
Probably works at a zoo or something but I think they are
bobstallone
Only if you don't own a concealed carry license.
briham
Nah, there's no prohibition on jackets.
Taliska
Bush-baby, illegal to capture or keep, need permits from nature conservation to keep or rehabilitate
Taliska
Doesnt stop them from being FRIGGEN ADORABLE!
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FeaurieVladskovitz
Aw. That fuckin sucks.
2sheepstothewind
isnt that a Slow Loris that has its teeth pulls .. i think that's a bushbaby
SciNZ
Dammit. You're right and I'm an idiot. I thought it looked small but assumed it was juvenile.
rabahiff
trump made them legal
clemass
I enjoyed it, so +1 for you
RVAALLDAY
Hahahahahah
anonwhymouse
Really?
rabahiff
yes, it was the second thing he did after securing mexican funding for the wall
ForgivingCat
He got them priorities straight.
ForgivingCat
He got them priorities straight.
JackScagnetti1
No
notgonnatellyoumudaphucka
Got that ass hole -6 points for his alternative facts there...
notgonnatellyoumudaphucka
Oops -7