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Hotel Mgr: "We have some ceiling work we need done"
Contractor: "No problem! Which ceiling?"
Hotel Mgr: "Above the pool"
Contractor: "Well we need to drain the pool, put special mats down, build a scaffold and it will be thousands of dollars and your pool will be closed for weeks"
Hotel Mgr: "What!!?? That's preposterous. Isn't there another way?"
Contractor: "Um...well...maybe. I'll see what I can do"
OptimusPlatypus
This makes my stomach hurt
gaerte
But why… why wouldn’t you use regular scaffolding with pads on the bottom. The water isn’t that deep!
NoDorC
Hold my beer
whatbuttondoipush
That isn't a hotel.
pocushocus
sprockwell
i dont want to see this without also including an image of a disasterous result
tomatoboy
RyeBreadsBakery
Omg im having a panic attack just looking at this
honk7
Flotation device! They see me floating, they hatin'.
yourekillingindependentgeorge
usmcorpse
C A N N O N B A L L !!!
SocialismForTheRichCapitalismForThePoor
Republicans gutted OSHA so dont worry about it.
artistandascholar2000
If it works, don’t worry about .
tomatoboy
Are you f*cking kidding me?
allthenamesaregone
No fucking way...
Valkor
it's cool they used a bunch of ratchet straps. aint goin nowhere.
terajack2048
I assure you give slightest amount of sheer force at the top that’s going over.
NoDorC
I applaud whoever figured out how big the floatation mat needed to be
tomatoboy
That’s assuming they figured it out and didn’t just use the mats that it fit on/they had and got lucky.