My favorites from this summer

Jul 21, 2017 4:46 PM

EternalPimp

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That's a fucking swan.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

For some reason that fucked up spelling of chihuahua got me good

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

THATS A FUCKING GOOSE!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Orcas literally are dolphins so I dont know what kind of high realization that is. *squinty eyes* Dogs are just, Like, Domesticated wolves

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In the States its a float. Most likely a root beer float. TMYK

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#19 Hotline Miami, anyone?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Haha :p

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#13 we got it!!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

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8 years ago (deleted Dec 23, 2017 7:47 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Because he plays Doctor Who M.D. Jesus.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#7 is a goose...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Good thing they blurred out Jesse's name or else I would have known it

8 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

Nice. +1

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

♥ <3 Ɛ> ❤️️ ❤ ♡ ????

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Can I say as someone who wired in production, it would be illegal to withhold pay on any extra just because they "corpsed"

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The "facts" in #9 are as bogus as the grammar.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

X^2=-1 is literally the exact reason for the creation of the imaginary number "i". Jesus man, don't make math jokes with no maths knowledge

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

liked by shitheadsteve

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The monty python one is always wrong, the guard featured is an actor and was paid, the extra are the ones in the background.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yup it's Chris Langham. Was later jailed for having child porn on his computer mind you....

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

x=-0.5

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Wait im a fucking idiot

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I believe it is sqareroot(-1).

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Either I don't get the Spider-Man one or it's just not funny

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Comics are hit or miss

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Also, if you live in a place where very small hamburgers aren't referred to as "sliders," then the joke won't make sense.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I guess everyone just missed that is was sliderman, not spiderman.

8 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

IDK if you get it, but it's definitely not funny.

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

It's just a reversal of the Spider-Man quote "with great power comes great responsibility". Small burgers didn't warrant much attention.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

And it really only deserves a small chuckle

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"with great power comes great responsibility"?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It is just NOT funny

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

8 years ago | Likes 90 Dislikes 1

Hah Palin lost it at the end.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There was some bit about the wife and I can't remember the name

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Naughtius Maximus.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Incontinentia.................. Buttocks

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What movie is this?

8 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

Spartacus

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No it's 300!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

@careahh, you just got your internet privileges revoked until you've seen "Life of Brian".

8 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Do you know what's sad? I have seen that movie, I just didn't find it memorable *shame shame shame on me*

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Monty Python's Life of Brian

8 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

I thought it was history of the world part one

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank you so much.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I cracked up at the end of the GoT vs. Star Wars one!! +1 just for that

8 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 5

#15 almost had me when I thought it said muggle instead of mugger.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have a friend that doesn't get it. I totally do, but maybe you could help him out?

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Theon got his dick chopped off.

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I thought what's-his-face just took his balls, not the whole package.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nope, he took the sausage and the meatballs

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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