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Nov 15, 2022 3:07 AM
godofhorizons
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samanthadlcruz
Elizabeth Swann would have bitch slapped Jar Jar & Anakin out of the galaxy if she had been Padme.
psmith00
You're just comparing the feminine wiles versus the male's lack.
ChewyTheWookie
fattmoley3D
It's what almost every woman has to do in men heavy scenarios. Out smart the beasts and strike hard when you have the op.
HumanRainbow
This is beautiful, thank you.
unannouncedguest
so?
VolCana
Oh my goodness! They are tight! Dam, I was trying not to like Elizabeth but now I see how Barbosa she is!!!
CarlottaVonSprockett
Velv3tThunder
Bring back Captain Jack!
LuminoZero
And he gave her away at her wedding, technically.
GCRust
I remain disappointed we haven't had a Barbossa solo film.
SometimesISayHistoryStuff
Truth be told, always thought he was more interesting than Jack. Maybe I just like villains.
SenfinaZeit
I don't dislike Jack, but he gets grating after a while ngl. He should have only been in two, three movies tops.
SometimesISayHistoryStuff
He works best in 1 as a unique off the wall window for the protagonists into the pirate life. Not as the main character himself.
Arcanum3000
It's been a while since I've watched the movie, but that seems reasonable.
SergeyPrkl
well finally someone puts this in words i have been thinking for years.
StevieTheAussie
1/2 Gotta be honest I typically didn’t think all that much of Elizabeth’s character through the three movies. Spent the first as a damsel
StevieTheAussie
2/3 in distress; spent most of the 3rd as a hypocrite who uses the lives of countless others to achieve her revenge; and spends the 2nd
StevieTheAussie
3/3 movie transitioning between the two or being useless/two-faced.
TheArrestingAbhorrentArrantAbominableAlliterator
So...becoming Barbossa? At first he was a hypocrite of a captainusing his ship to his ends, then he became useless and two-faced
TheDayTheBrainStoodStill
I appreciated that in a franchise about pirating we had at least one lead actually behaving questionably. Even if wasn't the one I expected.
Shikariii
Did you watch all the movies? SPOILER ALERT You know who Elisabeth Swans dad is right?
behrditz
Wrong character. That was Will's son and HIS girlfriend.
kittykat25909
uh...a governor.
DrShrimpPuertoRico85
eetsumkaus
never been a more relevant use of this gif. Congrats
redgarth
JustBeCoolBruh
An upgrade you say?
anSSLerrorhasoccuredandasecureconnectiontotheservercannotbemade
theoriginaljfizz
When are they gonna put these damn movies on Disney plus
RandomIsotope
ShadaxSR
Ages ago. Been there for months now.
theoriginaljfizz
Really?!? Yusssss I mean Yarrrrrrrrr
MickeyCallahan
Oh, really? Maybe I should watch 2&3. (I saw 4 because mermaids.)
ShadaxSR
They are not cinematic masterpieces. They are good, mindless fun.
Snooj
I don't remember anyone's names or the plots of any of those movies.
itsallaboutthecones
This person, on the inside, probably:
UsernamesAreStupidAnyways
How sad for you.
Arracor
Will is Orlando Bloom, Liz is Keira Knightley, Barbossa is the 'Agreed' meme pirate. You can't honestly tell me you forgot *Jack Sparrow*..?
Courier87
I think there's supposed to be a "Captain" in there somewhere
BlindGardener
Not without a ship there isn't.
ToSisPoS
This and Jurassic Park are wonderful standalone masterpieces. Shame they had no sequels. A real shame.
MOSIA
Bro, I will not allow slander for the JP/Priates trilogies. (All subsequent installments were big L's).
Ninjainslippers
The Lost World and PotC 2 were both quality films. Beyond that it was just cash grabs.
lnecrymm
Hey fuck you. All 3 pirates of the Caribbean films are masterpieces! ALL 3 OF THEM
MisuseOfLiterally
all 3 are good. Only the 1st has masterpiece status and it would have both stand by itself as a standalone, and be better as a standalone
starrs3
I really liked dead mans chest. But i agree there wasnt any after that.
TheCrimsonRaven
Pirates 2 and 3 are worthy sequels. Davy is a legendary villain and the plot is fun and interesting.
AlexSomething
Incredible CGI for him too: https://youtu.be/lONICERkCuc?t=795
kahooki
I always thought the it's quite odd that there's only Indy I & III. But who knows... I'm sure it's fine the way it is.
crazyspelling
Blashpemy!
kahooki
JEHOVA! JEHOVA!
noahklicks
Hot take; most sequels are fine as long as you don't try to compare them to the original.
Tarmaccian
The originals always have the excitement of discovering a new world with new rules. Sequels have to (mostly) play nice.
Mashknight
I loved the third one. Amazing score by Hans Zimmer.
Theory89
Lol, was just trying to remember if Zimmer did PoTC 3. Very different vibe.
SirrelSquirrel
I too enjoyed 3, the score is epic
MarioBoon
Star Wars is a perfect trilogy. It’d be a shame if someone would try to make a sequel of some sort.
astrangehop
Maybe just some sort of holiday special...
MarioBoon
ToSisPoS
*Wizard
JacarandaTree36
Star Wars has two perfect prequels: Andor and Rogue One.
LokJok
Andor is excellent.
sehven
Yeah? I was bored after the first few episodes but I guess I'm gonna' head back and check that show out again.
USSBigBooty
I'm sorry, do you not like pod racing?
JacarandaTree36
I hate sand.
WoodfolkFae
But was the original trilogy not made to have a prequel?
ToSisPoS
It was meant to. Mileage varies
MarioBoon
You know, perhaps one day we might find out how Darth vader came to be.
Yellowchopsticks
The Matrix too https://xkcd.com/566/
PimpinKen
The latest matrix wasn't too bad
ThePretentiousGentleman
If they did have sequels they would have had pretty cool action scenes for the time, but bogged down by pretentious writing.
PicassoCT
Bros before those, sequels man
nullbr
How dare you say this you uncultured swine, there's Animatrix, animation released shortly after the movie.
JoeGrunt
Some of which was good, and some so-so.
MisuseOfLiterally
i wouldmt consider animatrix as a sequel but as a spinoff. His point totally holds. Matrix has no sequels
Atomic2
Spinoffs and prequals. 2 episodes are literally setting the stage for the whole universe.
ToSisPoS
And Heroes. Too bad it was cancelled after one season.
pbodq
The writer's strike disrupted S2 production and it never recovered. Not complaining about asking for better work conditions. Just context.
murderhobbit
Honestly, it's a bummer but good for them
ImGoingToGoFallAsleepOnABench
I'm just glad Hollywood wasn't dumb enough to make more than two Terminator films.
Onsvaltti
I rarely see people talk about Heroes ? refreshing!
nullbr
Save the cheerleader, save the world
Onsvaltti
But she annoying D:
micotyro
The 2nd and third PotC are ok. But yes I understand the sentiment.
ErikLehnsherrWasRight
If you cut the first 30 mins of #4. And swap edit B-story plot around. It would be pretty good ?
otiumCatulli
They are quite good, but I watched all of them recently and the sequels are quite different in character, much darker, they lost the fun
otiumCatulli
Oh and also Jack sparrow became a parody, or legitimately mad, when in the 1st, he was very sane and clever
Dondarian
I thought the fourth one was absolute garbage. But the fifth one was ok
Jak8714
Strike that, reverse it. Fourth was ok but not great- Fifth was a garbage fire. No lore consistency, misused character arcs, garbage plot
otiumCatulli
I agree, 5 was an insult to the franchise and to us!!!
Dondarian
You think? To be fair, I only watched 4 and 5 one time. So my opinions may change on another watch.
Jak8714
4 was fun. It didn't have the shine of the original trilogy, but it had good comedy, decent plot, and nicely emotional character arcs.
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ICampOntheFirstDate
... You realize that real pirates were more gaunt "stick figures" than anyone on screen, right? What a weird way to troll.
CrimeBrulee
Look, found the Incel! Body shaming is body shaming bro.
funone77
LokiAtItAgain
That’s was the whole point, to be unassuming, not to aqueous your request
SmokyDoggg
CaptainShrug
Acquiesce.
psugab
Aquarius
GravyEducation
THIS IS THE DAWNING OF THE AGE OF A
ActuallyAPirate
Sparagus
myballshurt
Aquanet
unimaginativeperson
Aquaman
annonymouse211
Aquamarine
Kittennz
Aquavit