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Penguin checks in with environmentalists in the Antarctic.
Jan 19, 2018 4:00 AM
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TheSherriffofRottingham
Terrifying.
captnspanksalot
SUPRISE MUTHAFUCKA!
Lurkthrowaway
Remember when that penguin came home to his wife with another dude penguin and then he got beat up by that penguin. That shit was cold
OpieWinstonliveson
got some mad ups
docweird
Umm... Is that blood on the ice in the first picture?
CyberCunt
A good reason why scientific research is important. If we do nothing, our grandchildren will never have such nice meetings with nature.
Thisisntwhoyouthinkitis
"check, check, check, yep, yep, very good, thank you for your time"
lestrat
DocWino
I would be worried about what chased him into your boat.
Logaems
yellow snow...yellow snow everywhere
barnzy12
Russian spy penguins, spread the word
BaconLord49
YEET
oilbeefhooked
samusear
They have teeth on their tounge
cbla
No one expects, a penguin inquisition.
hellbornelfchild
its like hes wearing a jet pack when he flies out of the water
funlovinkrimenal
Hello, I would like to science, please.
Mylesdav1s
Wouldn't want a bj from that
SemperFiZero
They swim like torpedoes.
Beebsta
Does that penguin visit count as peer review in the scientific world or not?
aehrtl
BadlyUsernameCera
NOOT NOOT
Brainlard
Damn it too late...
usersubbordercontrol
I just hope it didn't jump away from an orca
IRAteThiNgs
Penguin tax?
fatmanandthrobbin
Don't those things have razor sharp beaks?
orangechrusch
News headline: Orca jumps onto research pontoon, no survivors.
DoughnutJimmy
"Hold it right there people, this is a surprise boat inspection"
FartPoweredPogoStick
Probably evading a sea lion or orca.
MachineGunJeanMaurice
Since it's Antarctica, probably a leopard seal.
Bassaker
...and leading him to the rubber boat instead. thanks you stupid butler bird
myUsernameWasAlreadyTakenAndIHaveAcceptedMyFate
See how close it is to the colony. I doubt it, its just curius
BakePretzels
I was gonna say a leopard seal
RedCharlie
Seal < Leopard Seal < Orca.
Rapturr
Or your mom.
Mockingbirb
He said orca already!
WigglyCherry
Nah that's whale
dumbbbbooooo
So is that blood or shit on the ice there?
asm80dfa8sdfj
Maybe it's rock.
darkdoom001
Yes, and some urine too.
MikeLPM
Yes
PearjuiceATX
Yes.
J4ck3tP0t4t0
They don't show that on Happy Feet.
sentientseven
Probably blood from the last one that didn't make it onto the boat in time
TheBalto
CardboardPizzas
Oh, so it's cool when Pingu does it but when I do it it's an 'eating disorder'? Double stansard, much?
SparkyDoggg
On nature shows they always sell it like these lil mf are struggling. In reality they’re eating until they’re sick!
jellotheautobandasisgud
usersubbordercontrol
GreenRiverGary
Whoa, penguins have real crazy vagina mouths
UnremarkablyInteresting
Looks like all the ones I've seen.
kylefromterminator
its to keep those slippery fish down
SpecialAgentCharlesCarmichael
Scrolled down to make sure someone else noticed.
Saiphel
TolvanT2ielik
teeth included
fatmanandthrobbin
You won't put your willy in there... No balls!
TheBigH1
It's Batman throwing confetti
BendyDicksCumOnMyBaps
And it smells like fish.
tehPhreakmang
Wait...
MixmasterX28
DickTipPapercut
I'd do it.
MagnoliaStone
From your username, I believe you.
ThisOneKid
It's you! Your username crosses my mind at least once weekly because of a post you made some years back
ThisOneKid
*comment
DickTipPapercut
I'm glad you think about me often.
MagnoliaStone
You think that looks like a vagina? Tf kind of vaginas have spikes? Who are you having sex with, exactly?
mentalpiggie
I think they were talking about the top bit and not the spiky tongue bit
neattidy
your mom
CreateYourOwnNormality
Penguins
YOURSTUPIDITYISRAPINGME
ImGladWeHadThisChat
Hmm vagina have many teeth, Ed-boy
MidnightAtMandS
Username (though weird) checks out.
bagaault
Obviously Kryptonian women, geeze.
darkmagicisnotcheap
ButterfaceTaintClown
Put.....
cheekybuttcheek
Maybe just once... For science
MixmasterX28
overlordbubbles
your......
PoetDesmond
No.
TristanEngelbertVanBevervoorde
... hands up for Detroit.