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Aug 10, 2017 8:37 AM
rashdi88
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Piornet
I hate when mall security guards get reincarnated as cattle :(
Grimlockagogo
Cow- "What is yer favorite color?"
swedishpancakeswithlingonberries
No Ticket!
Theresadropbearoverthere
Tenderised!!!
Tamtastical
At least the first one came back for him.
VigorousButtstuff
Almost like having cows and other livestock on public roads and thoroughfares is a bad idea or something... Sacred my ass.
mnommnommnom
Always make sure you have the permit!
LilyCuster
It’s kind of like tolerance, right? We all have our limits.
yadayadayadayeahyeahyeah
This is what happens when you hold something sacred for too long.
Scobeywannn
...no ticket.
SuperPickle17
looks like someone didn't pay for mooobster's protection
KarlderMarder
fuck you in particular - cow, probably
IIIHalezIII
lmao - classic comment -
Honorificabilitudinitatibus
He was using the first one to line up the second one.
MoreAwesomerDan
Dude got riggidy riggidy wrecked, then had his head slammed to the curb without helmet. I'd be out for that cow's steaks after the hospital
KiaOrafromtheTron
OOF
Skynard
He ded
yodadude
Photoshop Gandalf's hat on that cow and put text you shall not pass
MoFrigger
Only the penitent man shall pass...
OneDayiWillDateAlisonBrie
sick reference brooooooo
midrampage
Yes! Football is back.
IIIHalezIII
that cow rocked him.. was that a fair tackle in today's rules?
midrampage
Flag on the field for horns to helmet. Half the distance to the goal & automatic 1st down. Likely a 2 game suspension & fine for 2nd offense
Imnotfollowingyou
Does his insurance cover acts of god?
DougDeNasty
That wasn't God, that was an angry ex-girlfriend.
derekjohn
And that is how you convert a Hindu into a Muslim.
TheSherriffofRottingham
Hahahahahaha-lal
JoseDeLaNoWay
Fuck it, give me my knife. Steaks tonight!
LongoloidFartExplosion
With violence?
glitterwank
It's how you convert a Hindu into a Hindu that's upset that a holy cow went and fucked him up
bobs419
holy shit - this is golden
ABoyIsNoOne
Look how smug he is when he looks back "oh, did I do that?"
EarthAnimalArmy
"I don't like doing this Carl, but I will keep doing it till you stay off my sidewalk!"
DickPicEnthusiast
Urkel bull
floyd007
Since noone seems to know, that guy died.
phyzzx
Not surprising, did you see him hit his head? As if the cow wasn't enough.
damspam
Wait really? :( source?
floyd007
http://www.tribuneindia.com/mobi/news/punjab/stray-bull-kills-ex-official/432884.html
MostLikelyNotWearingPants
This would knock the Hindu right outta me. Next stop; Steak House.
Vapekilleddumbledore
ACowAsWhiteAsMilkACapeAsRedAsBloodASlipperAsPureAsGold
SHOW HIM YOUR FUCKING BADGE
Captainplanetmotherfucker
http://imgur.com/XS5LK
HapilyDamaged
I got it
Serenitynow269
I feel like there is a great BTG waiting to be illustrated just not by me
FrozenFoodGuy
Let's summon @KatRaccoon!
KatRaccoon
Haha, I love how he just ignores the first guy and absolutely wrecks the second. This is wonderful.
mrscharmingmotherfucker
Then looks back at him like "HA Bitch"
TheLastNinja
What country is this?
NeverGetsTheNuke
Jeff
don1732
India
ChiefWeasel96
Darude Sandstorm
Kongur
India, cows are holy
aPackofAlpacas
Moscow?
Misfire5150
Mascow*
sharK11
It's funny because it's definitely not Moscow.
MrJ0ker
This needs more love it was punny
69janiax420
Since when is Moscow a country
RuneScarredDeamon
Probably the one that thinks cows are sacred but thousands of people die every day.
BewilderedBeaver
Did you mean "What cowntry is this?"
TheLastNinja
I don't get it.
Skullcleaver
COWntry.
TheLastNinja
haha nice one
alluro2
50 kmh to -2 kmh in 0.0 seconds...And that hit on the head, ouch...It's a miracle the guy is concious...
9yrs
He ded
AndrewCanadian
or alive. That was a hard hit!
Datsinginguy
Looked like a hit to the chest. If he's lucky he'll only have broken ribs
FlametongueKavu
His head hit ground after his body. Down by contact but still a first down
BigBoss1887
Holy cow!
OhCo
Something something india
Nize426
Can't see, but I really hope he had a helmet on. Dress for the bull plowing you into the ground, not the ride.
ILike2TouchButts
Sweet Jesus. I bet that woke up his doctor and his dentist.
supernova112
That joke was well-done
iyamgurting
He may have ended up very holey.
MrJ0ker
Tarus used charge it was a critical hit
igivetheinternets
They are fickle gods
kirmes
What a save!
AbiQuinn
Nice one!
MooMooKillz
Savage!
MaciekWaszczuk
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