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Jun 16, 2020 7:10 AM
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oozboy
Solid
SentientDumpsterfire
I'll be taking that last one thanks.
copperdomebodhi
#7 "Our enemy is laughably weak and terrifyingly strong" Standard fascist rhetoric. Boosts unity and whips up hysteria.
BreakablePotato
The details on Bill Clinton - his fly is open, and he's got a joint in his mouth. A+
Renza0
#1 - china definitely started it, we're definitely perpetuating it
fulpix
arek314
#1 Fahrenheit is too logical, length is what's confusing as hell: inch-foot-yard-chain-furlong-mile-league???
Revan1138
#9
Fairdinkums
#1 is one of the best current American shit show memes I've seen. Brilliant.
ElbowDeepInAHeadlessHorseman
Meh, except that's it's more of a renewed effort to end civil war activity that never stopped.
AntRam95
sound
Captainclickbait
Aww I fucked up, was supposed to be uploaded with sound! Thanks for linking it
Vgina
Don't understand the expresso, I drink 2 a day, not much in my chaotic country.... Ohhhh...
PedestrianElectrobastard
You can intimidate a capoeirista by telling him you have a black belt in Russian ballet.
Jethro1997
PataRican
#3
kerBamf
Oh how I miss coffee. Used to work as a 3rd wave barista. Now caffeine gives the shakes and makes me feel like I'll faint.
cre8majic
I gave it up after a 5 cup/day habit. Had a cup 1 year later and thought I was gonna die, not pleasant
Leafus
No reason to choose between those comfort beverages, they're just for different times of the same day.
JoePrivate
#3 Neat fact about the Starr Report. 9 separate blowjobs but no sex. 2 times to climax. 1 of those onto a blue dress. Now you know.
irritatedhedgehog
Anyone got a source for the tiktok one?
HandsomePenguin
irritatedhedgehog
Omg so much better with sound
Iatesomecoffeecups
#1 weve done stuff like this before without a civil war
pritolus
#12 where's hot chocolate and energy drinks
darkninja2992
#9
getmo
#3 Bill, Monica, Ronald & nuclear gators? What vidya gaem is this
Adalias
Saints Row IV?
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pattyymac
Holy shit, if they did make this a soul caliber/mortal kombat type game I'd play the shit out of it...
Stuffsalotamuff
Thanking you soooo very much!
Captainclickbait
Oh shit!! I didn't even know about those, thanks!!
AThreeFootTallChocolateMooseWithFudgeEyes
BroForce? Contra? DOOM?
MindTheGap7
Fantastic
jimmyhowlett
#8 I honestly believed it at first. Until i saw the word fake on the meme. What a time to be alive
DyersElite
JamesFaction
This is the best thing 8've seen all day
PrettyFly4aSlantEye
His expressions tho
Captainclickbait
Aye, my bad, I didn't see the gif uploaded without sound. Thanks for posting link :)
thornlord
Thank you. I was going to ask if this was "My Heart Will Go On" since IT SO OBVIOUSLY IS.
IsawSchwarzeneggeronahorse666
Wow this is quality lip sync!
MrA007
Kaiserboot
I have no idea how it works, but even on mute you can hear EXACTLY what song he’s singing...
PleaseDontAskAboutMyUsername
Same.
Kjasi
Thank you for posting #10 with sound!
DyersElite
It justifies keeping it on my phone for 3 years. One of my favorite videos I’ve ever seen.
Kjasi
Personally, I would love to see more of it, but I think that's all of it.
ElbowDeepInUserSub
#17 is Kristen Wiig.
historysember
I came here to say the Schrodinger analogy is just... not applicable...also it’s stupid.
simplefishy
#1 ex-Celsius!
thornlord
NEVER-Celsius
mormacil
Metric is growing in popularity in the US, it's used more and more. Eventually it will be the dominant system.
ProxyPlayerHD
i mean the Imperial System's units are defined by the Metric System so they technically already use metric, just with a random multiplier
SlyeFox
America uses US Customary Units not Imperial.
ProxyPlayerHD
they are still defined through metric. my point still stands.
oozboy
#1
grazaoth
I do wholly thank US for the current civil unrest and mobs, and when the race war gets into 3rd gear, I'll thank em for that too. Or blame.
Scieron
TrixQuatro5
It's a bazooka that shoots McDoubles.
Goldenlover
I’d like to think Bill has this proudly hung in his house someplace.
ImgurCouncilOfLlamas
Who's that girl, Debbie Ryan?
ElScotcho0180
Sorry, i thought you meant what Bill was holding
Oteneo
Bill Clinton loves McDonalds
Sauroctonus
You know it is.
StylesRockman
It actually looks like a Kel-Tec shotgun
agrady1995
No, that's Ronald Raygun. You're thinking of Zapp Brannigan.
WickedSludge
Heh heh, yeah. 1998 was a wild year...
MegPintDear
Thank you for pointing that out. This picture is definitely worth a closer look.
ElScotcho0180
Its either an aa-12 or a g3a3
fruust
Ronald mcreagan
drunkendork
And Bill's gun has a McDonalds sticker and says "big n tasty"
imgursample
Yeah, that doesn't make sense, should have been Colonel Sanders, that was kinda his thing.
MrHappySmiles
I love that Billy’s with Monica and not Hillary.
KommissarLyus
friendsofsandwiches
and flying saucer.
ThatGinjaNinja
The longer you look at it, the wilder it gets!
Blank1612
It's amazing
OneTrueGif
NO, THIS IS AMERICAAAAAAA
Semphir
Dont forget the ufo
darkassassinuk12
Lipstick collar and cuban cigar in pocket standing over the golden arches of a ruined mc donalds
LagerthaL16
I'm surprised there isn't a white stain in Monica's dress
TheOtherBagdad
And Bill’s gun named Big and Tasty.
MarcoPoloOnPollo
Leave it to Bill to name his dick.
Exevium
Say hello to my little Big and Tasty
Konstrukt
More commonly known as AA-12
Skyhighatrist2
Bill's fly is undone.
Mechwarrior719
That’s his other Big ‘n tasty
SAUSAGEmcmuffinwithHASHbrowns
I think the joints slid in the back of his tie are a nice touch
StarmineRendezvous
Nice spot.
TheManWithTheVan
Also, his fly is open
AsidRayne1245
Busy gettin' down with America And Monica...
PlanckEraWasMyBestEra
And Sandra and Rita and as he continues it's only getting sweeter
jellybeansRAWOFCOURSE
Also, an alligator with a nuke
NabuchodonosorKingofBabylon
Yeah... What is that about?
IdiotPatrol
It's the only sure way to cleanse Florida.
NabuchodonosorKingofBabylon
Stamp of approval then.