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ExTechOp
Car one is more of an art project https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/ywwba5/meet-the-artist-using-ritual-magic-to-trap-self-driving-cars
BlastToTheFuture
Except that that car is not a self driving car, it looks like a Seat Ibiza and is a regular ICE-vehicle without any artificial intelligence.
bleuamericans
A 10 year old self driving SEAT??
whitebbwolf
wait..... is sorcery an old programming language to this simulation that we´ve forgotten the real meaning to & the Vatican r the old devs?
HawaiianGold
That’s literally how we contain demons
AWildImgination
Somewhere Isaac Asimov is cracking up, saying, "called it!"
pptninja
OverzealousDude
Fordbot
Or administer the Voight Kampff test
Xaldyn
Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.
CongratsYouAreHereNow
until i pee on it
CongratsYouAreHereNow
and pee you shall
CongratsYouAreHereNow
and pee i shall
CongratsYouAreHereNow
and pee he shall
LordPaimon
Seat makes self driving cars?!
jinbee
No-one does, not even Tesla despite what their marketing wants you to believe. Picture is an artist demonstrating the concept.
LordPaimon
Well that’s not true. There are several makers that have self driving cars. Those cars being street legal or in production different story
8166uy
On 10 year old models?
LordPaimon
Update 2.0
XIIV13C100111
Technomancy is always amazing, I love when the quote "sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic" is validated
Bokkanb
I think thes all magic ever was
reuspppp
and inversely, any sufficiently understood magic is indistinguishable from technology
slotheroll
furriephillips
This is beautiful
BeerAndChips
RuricOrhlandis
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justarocknroller
Any native speakers wanna verify those subtitles?
MulattoGelato
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Vesane
Not him speaking, but the audio dub seems to corrolate to the subs, eg he does end on машина (car) right before the car comes into view.
Martch
They are accurate.
KittensGivePaarthurnaxGas
The dubs are in Russian while the original speaker was Croatian IIRC.
DevouredYou
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TotallyNotASnail
So what if one is going ~40 mph and goes over a line? Will it slam on the brakes?
AllOutofNut
RampantRabbid
But then the guy behind without said system plows into your a hole
ColClone54
But ya see, self driving cars don't tailgate like they were driven by a fucking chicken nugget, so that's one difference.
Ulthirm
With how well they generally work on our roads, I suspect they have a deadzone in case the lines wobble a little (like ours) but otherwise
Ulthirm
Yeah they do and will start demanding a Human to take control
Duffalogan23
Yes and then seppuku
transientmind
It won’t even need to slam. It’ll see it long before a human would.
TheFishFace
Self driving cars look ahead not straight down. If the algorithm didn't see the line until too late or depends on the specifics, but there..
TheFishFace
Are safety features to prevent slamming on the brakes at high speeds in most circumstances
kusuriya
yes, https://youtu.be/ridS396W2BY
Curii
Bet that bugger isn't fully loaded!
bingotown
Fully loaded with 40 tons it says.
ILikeSmellingMyOwnFarts
that is fucking impressive, on wet surface too...
HerrBisch
They should use this car. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cECsj2Bznig
WaterUnderTheRocketAppliances
Bet the ruined a lot of pants testing that system
ReferenceGameOnPoint
Impressive
yoyo42
They have this on some Volvo cars too.
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hirosjimma
XD reminds me of the driving assist that helps brake for accidents but turns off below 30 km/h
SherMattLockSmith
I don't see how counting the teeth is an "april fools" because it is legit, looking at the teeth is a pretty damn good giveaway for AI.
defiedthestars
*for now.
keggyfulabier
So Tom Cruise isn’t human, I suspected as much
WhatzitTooya
Until the AI learns that, too.
flamingflamingo
What if the teeth aren't showing?
TheSpeakerOfTheHouse
They improved the things, it no longer works on https://thispersondoesnotexist.com/ for example.
JesaraB
Pictures with people in the background or beside the subject turn into monstrosities
InTheDistanceAPlaintiveEnglishHorn
That's the most sexist shit
LocalZoophile
Good Lord
snailphotography
It does still work pretty well on thishorsedoesnotexist.">m">thishorsedoesnotexist.com and on thiswaifudoesnotexist.net
fouroneone
The most common tell I see in those is that earrings are mostly pretty messed up.
AssDewlap
Yeah it has a hard time with ears overall.
Ultrashotpull
How so?
broganz
Some methods use kind of an averaging composite thing which can leave blurry ghost teeth in between expected teeth.
broganz
So I would assume more advanced methods of generating faces may still have trouble with teeth number and position?
Wmcmwa
Or weirdly choose to fill the space with an odd number of teeth with a big middle tooth
lolzomg123
Tom Cruise is a computer generated image?!
Wmcmwa
Nah he has the right number of teeth just a midline shift. Or had, beliebe he has had it corrected
notkvothethebloodless
I'd love to see a video of that car just nervously driving backwards and forwards and turning in little circles
deba94
This was an art installation; the 2017 Seat Leon didn't offer autonomous capability beyond lane keep assist that won't work from stand still
DoggieSan
*Confused honking*
GodDamnedImmigrant
https://i.imgur.com/a7R4uLu it doesn’t, trap is too small.
kadaeux
Sounds like an episode of "To catch a Predator"
NotMyDad
It’s like watching my girlfriend try to parallel park...
ohthechestpain
Stop watching her anf she’ll get it. I somehow lose my ability to fucking regulr park when someones watching.
NachoPete
DeZaim
That is just painful to watch.
NachoPete
You know they were at it for a while before someone started filming. It must have been even worse.
PocketCleric
Compo1130
Yes. Thank you.
Magicalunicornmayonnaise
zetsumi16
Had a situation like this at my warehouse job . Used an order selector instead of a reach truck to pull a pallet. 50 point turn but got out
AceWarbringer
Wtf.... Why didn't you just back out? No visual?
zetsumi16
In an aisle with shelves on both sides, trying to pull a pallet from the shelf on the left, but the safety features won't let me turn in 1/2
zetsumi16
the air almost at all, so I had to do a bunch of small forward/reverse turns to eventually get straightened out in the aisle again 2/2
AceWarbringer
Ah. "Safety Interlocks" because the builder of the forklift can't trust the operator to know what hes doing.
kusuriya
IIRC the car moves a bit then goes into fail safe and asks for a hoonam
NiftyGoblin
"Hooman... pls...pls halp"
IDontGiveASchmeckle
HOONAM! HEED NELP!
Leonon
Car: "Halp!"
Lamplord
The fact that you just made me find a car adorable just proves Humans will bond with anything.
DavidBrooker
Step one: begin slow but consistent progress in developing artificial intelligence; step two: give a car anxiety
JollyWatson
I believe I read some AI programmers wanted to give AI's a sense of mortality to make them more creative, so we're almost there
JollyWatson
https://www.sciencealert.com/giving-ai-a-sense-of-peril-will-make-it-better-at-problem-solving-say-researchers
OatmealChocolateChipCookies
"Behold, a self-driving car." "You took a perfectly good vehicle and gave it anxiety is what you did."
RuricOrhlandis
K.I.T.T. with anxiety, Knight Rider would have been a whole different show.
shmekie
Comedy