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I found this while looking up something else in Wikipedia. My first reaction was WTF? Another meat-allergy thing? Somewhere, there is a vegan lab cranking out things that seek to end our love of juicy meaty things. This one could make it hard to eat bacon! BACON for God's sake! My BLTs would be reduced to just BLs! I just don't know how I will cope. I hear that Hogweed is bad in this way too. Better check that one out as well...
RandomBarbarian
Step 1) Don't have cats, they are way worse pets than possums.
Morepowerfulthansupermanbatmanspidermanandtheincrediblehulk
I saw a thing once someone went into coma after eating slightly uncooked pork. But didn't say if he had a cat.
EccentricNut
PETA is against eating meat and pet ownership, so I wouldn't put it past them
BedroomNinja
Surely your BLTs would become LTs?
SwaghettiYologneseWithMemeballs
you can counter the allergic effect of the bacon by adding guacamole, making them LGBTs
ShoggothTree
You forgot the quinoa
SwaghettiYologneseWithMemeballs
No, I don't think I did