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EddieGriswold
TheAncientSea
wazscience
Should've kept the stash
MGx424
What a shame
blueyedwineaux
That takes talent
nonCanadianGoose
Should have kept the tombstone look
Claytrain1989
He went from old and wise to just old in seconds. I'm never shaving my beard.
DrSharkbite
v
imadooog0
when you shave a beard just right
SexDrugsBirdsandRocknRoll
Fucking glorious
cawkstriker
Please someone reverse this!
SirStrongBad
Major downgrade...from biker to crazy grandpa...
ImProbablyJoking
He's gonna be pissed when he wakes up
mehlec
Beard
NachoPete
Always
Albatross267
Beard. Fuck.
maisoncdn
Should have left that glorious 'stache
DaniaAudax
Rims4MyCardBed
WulfgangKeiser
As much as I want that blade for shaving, I don't want to deal with keeping it maintained, so I'm gonna stick with safety razors
Munchman347
They make nice 'straights' with replaceable 'safety' blades, if you want to feel Edwardian whilst shaving...
DouglasPouchOfHolding
Did they donate it to Locks For Lumberjacks?
barbarianbryan
Should have at least kept that masterful moustache
gsmdo
IMayOrMayNotHaveTroubleFindingAndOrChoosingAUsername
Chinese kung fu? Giant-dildo porn? 2 girls, 1 cup? Anti-vaxx mom raging on Facebook? What was she looking at here?
RoseSheepy69
That was her reaction to Garelt invitation to play Gwent.
RammasEchor
I think I saw this posted with someone saying it was two girls one cup she was watching but I can't confirm it myself
FloridaIsTooHot
My bf can’t / won’t grow a beard which is okay with me because I like his young face
That sounded weird, oh well.
FatDickSpirit
Yes officer this post right here.
darkrob13
Def looks older now. Like a little old man.
RenegadeSci
Beard paradox. You look 35 at 25, but 50 at 70. Hides the neck that shows the age. Meh.
adl7
50s with beard, 70 without
WhatsUpButtercup
But a kindly little old man.
Looks in good health as well
True... true.
ItWasMeIWasTheTurkeyAllAlong
Santa goes incognito into the new year.
Sosickofthisshit
sekkor4
Movember, it says so in the video
yourmomloveme
NO FUCKING CLUE..
TheBunnyPants
I shed a tear as that glorious moustache was cut down in it's prime.
CptRobotNinja
As people get holder the loss of manual dexterity can make it difficult to care for a beard of that length properly
IvoryAS
Yeah, but it's still a shame...
oAbaddonsLegion
That's when a wizard earns a squire.
SirBillington
Broward trimmer then, keep it neat and tidy but still present
There are a lot of tools that can help but a lot of men choose to just loose the beard and spend time of other things. Just depends on the
nigglemaster
The beard got loose!
Guy and the strength of his support system
snaggletoof
Do they do buttcracks?
circlebreaker
Yes, but there's a $75 surcharge for corn.
RustyMcKraken
Just use a lighter
UltraHellboy
yodadude
Just use the handy-mans secret weapon. Duct tape
You asking for a friend?
Yes, a very close friend. But a cheeky bastard.
anothergayassdavid
It's a shame they didn't spray it first, so he could re-wear it if he chose.
qwijybo
Looks like a sheep shearing video.
mitzialbright
What
CallmeIshfail
I had to do that once. Was in a low budget indie film and shaved on the last day of shooting. They sprayed it in case of re shoots
sprfrkdvd
Cool, I didn't know that that is possible
siflandollysiflandollyshowROCK
or he could just ya know...regrow it...
Volgax364
IMPOSSIBLE!!
That's just silly.
Crawmak
Probably be dead before it gets that long again.
strykerG8
At that age?
Campfirebacon
If sounds funny but it's a genuine reason.
DrNick
Beard like that takes years.
123dotDESIGN
How many?
Wayfleh
It’ll take like a week and a half if you down a shit ton of hair tonic. Oh and be sure to take 12 hour naps at the hotel.
shortwarrior
Old people don't recover the way young people do.
Godholio
Probably a 2-year length beard, maybe more for the thickness.
AHistoryofDrunks
Dry shave, ouch.
TimberGod
BiologicallyHazardousMaterial
Its a bitch bevause ypu gotta literally strop every 20 secodns, but a super sharp blade dry shaving is easy
zorecati
You call it dry shaving, I call it shower timing.
wiillii
I have super sensitive skin but i can dry shave. If it is freakishly sharp, it wont be a problem. Just dont go against grain.
HomelingRazor
I dry shave. If it's thicker I start with a electric razor and then finish with a Gillette mach 3. No cuts, no mess, gets the job done.
nihilistdad
Looks more like shearing.
MortyINeedYouToHideTheseSeeds
With a straight-razor now less. That's gonna burn like a motherfucker later.
heyheyheylisten
now what?
NachomanDandyCabbage
I dry shave with a safety razor, never have any issues. Not saying everyone else should, I'm just lazy and my skin doesn't care anymore
DrRad
Yes, but it takes time to get there. Not having shaved in years, that’s going to be rough.
Could be using an oiled blade
tegfdd77
Doesn’t look like it
I just wipe my thumb across when I do it.
AliBarber
I'm hoping they used some kind of shaving oil cos that would have been fucking horrible especially across his lip
Yo dry shaving is a art. Mostly perfected by use assholes who were in the army and lazy. But it’s a art form.
icedberries
Can confirm. Husband is military and dry shaves. I shudder every time.
shyguymontanan
ur mums butt is an art form and I dry shave in the army many mornings and its not bc im lazy. Shaving's not a high priority to waste time on
Qtoy
Or maybe you're just slow af and never learned how to share with expedience.
IronGravyBoat
I can't imagine you save much time dry shaving than normal shaving.
BungusAmungus
It is when you have sensitive skin :'(
shrapnail
get that shaving profile and rock that overgrown shadow to the chow hall
Nah. Getting out soon, maybe would have been worth it before.
Slvrdgr
God I was so jealous of those bastards with shaving profiles
ANOMNOMNOM
an
Xenolith166
Guys, you don't have to do this. Just smear a bit of soap on there and rinse off when you're done. Hell, it works better than shaving cream.
Not if your hiding in formation dry shaving with a disposable razor before getting yelled at by the Sargent major. Art.
Oh shit, u right
Bbbrrr000ccckkk1
I dry shave. I was in the army. I am lazy. Asshole? Sure.
ExcrementCarver
I dry shave, never been in the army. Kinda lazy + never tried not dry. Asshole? Absolutely.
ThisIsGerbilReportingLiveFromRichardGeresAss
Looked younger with it kinda
MrWienerbottom
I wouldn't say "younger" more.... full of life, I guess?
Cthulhuducken
Except the eyebrows
juzsayin
Yup. Just convinced me to keep mine. It hides the turkey neck.
SarcasticRussian
Kinda was an understatement.
theohuxtable
Hair is a sign of life and youth.
Beezlebubble
Because, much like my dad, it gave his face some definition and character, while hiding sag. Also, he doesn't have very visible lips, a 1/2
2/2 feature common in people as they get older
Spacebandit
Santa ??
Magpiebones
Because it hides face...
shuya82
A lot younger.
coffeebaby
A lot a lot
ObliviousStranger
I thought he was a young hipster with it on
7imgrju
Fuck....
isityeasty
Not kinda, he surprisingly looked younger with all that facial hair.
pandro
his eyes were closed so it's not a total comparison. but yeah, sometimes a beard conceals flaws.
Mercurybird
Not really a before pic to compare but is it even the same guy??
kgbofficer
Beards hide everything. A little chubby, they hide double chins. No chin like Rhett from GMM? They hide it. Wrinkles and age? They hide it.
Makes the young look older, and the older look young. Beards!
redheadsaremykryptonite
Fun fact, hair traps moisture longer, and keeps skin moisturized, that is why you see jokes about people having baby face, since they 1/2
look younger than they actually are.
mjulnozhk
I have a baby face and never had a beard so idk what you're talking about lol Beards block UV though and protect skin from weather
midcirclenine
They also help when you legit have a baby face anyway. Mine didn't grow in until mid 20s, still get carded usually at almost 29 w a full one
Love it but it's itchy sometimes since my hair is so thick and my beard is worse - def recommend the maestro's shampoo thing: helped a lot
kerms
That's not the reason for baby face. You've got it backwards. Men with baby faces grow beards to cover them up.
Jokes on you, I have a baby face and I can't grow a full beard, and im 29.
also the people looking younger is true, the baby face part I just threw in there cause im a derp.
MrFrench
Then someone needs to trap that oil in a jar to sell and make billions.
pangele1300
This.
SmartHasTheBrainsButStupidHasTheBalls
That
BillFromAmerica
Is.
myhousesmellsliketuna
Sparta
SuperbBackhand
I thought he was in his thirties and then poof! He's all of a sudden 68
ThisIsJustMySecondNSFWAccountMoveAlongOrPMmeIDontCare
I was hoping he'd save the stache, it was amazing
Ryebread91
Gotta keep that floor sweeper.
DonniefromTPB
Big stache for a big face
dreamweaver35
All of it was amazing. Why did he do this?
thatsonefuckingnicekitty
I was thinking the same thing
UpSaDaisy
A guy I’ve known for like five years just shaved his beard for the first time. Turns out he’s hot as fuck. Feel like I’ve been lied to.
MVPHingleMcCringleBerry
A pt once had to shave his facial hair. It was the first time had ever seen him without his beard. It was at least 20 years
littledanAK
I've never seen my dad without his beard (I'm 29). But he has a twin brother, so I can pretty confidently say that the beard suits him!
fivefrozenfishfingers
I look like shit with or without a beard.
UnapologeticTeaEnjoyer
The right haircut, beard, and/or outfit can change more than you think. I'm normally a 5. The right cut, and a suit turns me into a solid 9.
MandaloreIncognito
Are you, in fact, a piece of shit?
Certainly in appearance.
Mr. Hankey, is that you?
How-dy-ho!
fluffleupagus
I'm in the opposite boat. My SO has to shave for work; took a month+ off & didn't shave. I loved his beard, but he's back to work & shaving.
Looks are important, but if you haven't screwed him bearded then I'd like to hope he'd shut you down when he shaves.
I’ve been married the whole time I’ve known him so I’d be a piece of shit bearded or not.
sevrono
if your spouse was cool with it you wouldn't be a piece of shit
Excellent point.
justsomeyahoo
I dunno, I know some guys that look much better with a beard
nixftw
It's make up for dudes
My husband has a beard for winter skiing. I prefer him with the beard but as it’s his face he gets to choose what he wants.
Huitxilopochtli
It’s “Our face”
crazymojomonkey
He wore it to consume his reiatsu, otherwise he would have had to fight pursuers constantly.
Soo.. he was hot as fuck to begin with, you’re just that shallow?
That's my take on it too.
JarethCutestory
Or just not into facial hair. Whatever floats yer boat
PennFifteen
L
HellomynameisSatan
You do know attractiveness is based on the outward look right? Like a chair can have a great personality, but I aint fuckin a chair.
anonnymoosecommenter
All I can think about now is " Burn After Reading"
Wrong. Hot is usually looks, attraction is a whole package deal. I can think someone is hot but not be attracted to them & vice versa.
Still, looks are an indelible component of attraction. Not conventional beauty, but looks that appeal to you. So don't beat about the bush.
BatmansUnderPantsAreSoSoft
Oh get off your high horse fuck bag. You have your own things and limits too
What, precisely, is a “fuck bag”? If it’s a bag full of fucks I can have, sign me up!! If it’s a bag full of fucks I’ve given, it’s empty
You know.....I never really thought about it till now.
Spike4368
Hotness is more a visual thing.
kakairo
All depends on the guy (and the gal). I'm not allowed to shave mine off under threat of divorce.
iamabovethelaw
My partner also lives with this threat!
orty
I'm not allowed to grow one under threat of divorce. Granted, my facial hair grows fast and is about 7 colors, so it's probably for the best
Doorplease
Surprised my fiancé with a shaved face once. Did not go well. She was asleep and almost kicked me
My dad's situation as well. Probably why I've always disliked beards.
ifavoritethingstoshowmywifewhenigethome
Shaved for a promotion interview, was told never to do it again and to grow it back immediately
....but got the promotion so
MakeTabbouleNotWar
Oh good thanks for clarifying, I honestly thought you’d leave with that cliff hanger.
Blastergv9
I've tried the beard a couple times but my wife always comes back to wanting the 3 day scruff
lairdepanache
Work with a dreamy dude and I’m in love with his buff facial hair.
Ask him if he and his beard would like to get dinner some night?!
I shy
Daw... the worst that could happen is he says no.
slotheroll
actionjeans
His facial hair works out?
Merovean
This shit... Grew a full beard after decade of goatee, NOW I have been informed by the wife and girlfriend (they know) that it's required.
vg8ts
Samesies
Webel
I liked my ex with a beard... My partner now thou is GORGEOUS clean shaved, so damn beautiful it's unbelievable
kaboosh5353
Mine is the same way. Luckily, she doesnt have any facial hair longer than a day or two.
soapbubblesscareme
DATMMrk12
SirSkellingtonBonerLord
heh
Prayers4Jebus
Same
My husband does it on occasion to upset me. I’m sure of his intent. The hairless bastard!
Fuckme721
Gave me an honest laugh
I’m always funny when I drink. I drink because he’s like some hairless chipmunk.
Muffinmassacre
Sometimes that's the beauty of it. Every time I shave mine I get a few compliments lol
"Whos that 16 year old in my bathroom mirror?" - Kevin Spacey and also me right after I shave.
Terwin94
I get more compliments with mine because it's thick and luxurious.
AH0TE
Weird flex but okay
Mxkingjp
Hey, it's my best claim to bearhood
Menton7
Did you really mean to write luxurious? Or did you mean to use luscious? Jus tryin’ to figure out how a beard can be a luxury...
hydrochlorothiazide
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No, that's my chest, shoulder, and back hair.
Boo. Love me some luxurious chest/back hair with a luscious beard.
He normally had your wife's vagazzle beads stuck in it.
EddieGriswold
TheAncientSea
wazscience
Should've kept the stash
MGx424
What a shame
blueyedwineaux
That takes talent
nonCanadianGoose
Should have kept the tombstone look
Claytrain1989
He went from old and wise to just old in seconds. I'm never shaving my beard.
DrSharkbite
imadooog0
SexDrugsBirdsandRocknRoll
Fucking glorious
cawkstriker
Please someone reverse this!
SirStrongBad
Major downgrade...from biker to crazy grandpa...
ImProbablyJoking
He's gonna be pissed when he wakes up
mehlec
Beard
NachoPete
Always
Albatross267
Beard. Fuck.
maisoncdn
Should have left that glorious 'stache
DaniaAudax
Rims4MyCardBed
WulfgangKeiser
As much as I want that blade for shaving, I don't want to deal with keeping it maintained, so I'm gonna stick with safety razors
Munchman347
They make nice 'straights' with replaceable 'safety' blades, if you want to feel Edwardian whilst shaving...
DouglasPouchOfHolding
Did they donate it to Locks For Lumberjacks?
barbarianbryan
Should have at least kept that masterful moustache
gsmdo
IMayOrMayNotHaveTroubleFindingAndOrChoosingAUsername
Chinese kung fu? Giant-dildo porn? 2 girls, 1 cup? Anti-vaxx mom raging on Facebook? What was she looking at here?
RoseSheepy69
That was her reaction to Garelt invitation to play Gwent.
RammasEchor
I think I saw this posted with someone saying it was two girls one cup she was watching but I can't confirm it myself
FloridaIsTooHot
My bf can’t / won’t grow a beard which is okay with me because I like his young face
FloridaIsTooHot
That sounded weird, oh well.
FatDickSpirit
Yes officer this post right here.
darkrob13
Def looks older now. Like a little old man.
RenegadeSci
Beard paradox. You look 35 at 25, but 50 at 70. Hides the neck that shows the age. Meh.
adl7
50s with beard, 70 without
WhatsUpButtercup
But a kindly little old man.
adl7
Looks in good health as well
darkrob13
True... true.
ItWasMeIWasTheTurkeyAllAlong
Santa goes incognito into the new year.
Rims4MyCardBed
Sosickofthisshit
sekkor4
Movember, it says so in the video
yourmomloveme
NO FUCKING CLUE..
TheBunnyPants
I shed a tear as that glorious moustache was cut down in it's prime.
CptRobotNinja
As people get holder the loss of manual dexterity can make it difficult to care for a beard of that length properly
IvoryAS
Yeah, but it's still a shame...
oAbaddonsLegion
That's when a wizard earns a squire.
SirBillington
Broward trimmer then, keep it neat and tidy but still present
CptRobotNinja
There are a lot of tools that can help but a lot of men choose to just loose the beard and spend time of other things. Just depends on the
nigglemaster
The beard got loose!
CptRobotNinja
Guy and the strength of his support system
snaggletoof
Do they do buttcracks?
circlebreaker
Yes, but there's a $75 surcharge for corn.
RustyMcKraken
Just use a lighter
UltraHellboy
RustyMcKraken
yodadude
Just use the handy-mans secret weapon. Duct tape
FatDickSpirit
You asking for a friend?
snaggletoof
Yes, a very close friend. But a cheeky bastard.
anothergayassdavid
It's a shame they didn't spray it first, so he could re-wear it if he chose.
qwijybo
Looks like a sheep shearing video.
mitzialbright
What
CallmeIshfail
I had to do that once. Was in a low budget indie film and shaved on the last day of shooting. They sprayed it in case of re shoots
sprfrkdvd
Cool, I didn't know that that is possible
siflandollysiflandollyshowROCK
or he could just ya know...regrow it...
Volgax364
IMPOSSIBLE!!
anothergayassdavid
That's just silly.
Crawmak
Probably be dead before it gets that long again.
strykerG8
At that age?
Campfirebacon
If sounds funny but it's a genuine reason.
DrNick
Beard like that takes years.
123dotDESIGN
How many?
Wayfleh
It’ll take like a week and a half if you down a shit ton of hair tonic. Oh and be sure to take 12 hour naps at the hotel.
shortwarrior
Old people don't recover the way young people do.
Godholio
Probably a 2-year length beard, maybe more for the thickness.
AHistoryofDrunks
Dry shave, ouch.
TimberGod
BiologicallyHazardousMaterial
Its a bitch bevause ypu gotta literally strop every 20 secodns, but a super sharp blade dry shaving is easy
zorecati
You call it dry shaving, I call it shower timing.
wiillii
I have super sensitive skin but i can dry shave. If it is freakishly sharp, it wont be a problem. Just dont go against grain.
HomelingRazor
I dry shave. If it's thicker I start with a electric razor and then finish with a Gillette mach 3. No cuts, no mess, gets the job done.
nihilistdad
Looks more like shearing.
MortyINeedYouToHideTheseSeeds
With a straight-razor now less. That's gonna burn like a motherfucker later.
heyheyheylisten
now what?
NachomanDandyCabbage
I dry shave with a safety razor, never have any issues. Not saying everyone else should, I'm just lazy and my skin doesn't care anymore
DrRad
Yes, but it takes time to get there. Not having shaved in years, that’s going to be rough.
nonCanadianGoose
Could be using an oiled blade
tegfdd77
Doesn’t look like it
nonCanadianGoose
I just wipe my thumb across when I do it.
AliBarber
I'm hoping they used some kind of shaving oil cos that would have been fucking horrible especially across his lip
FatDickSpirit
Yo dry shaving is a art. Mostly perfected by use assholes who were in the army and lazy. But it’s a art form.
icedberries
Can confirm. Husband is military and dry shaves. I shudder every time.
shyguymontanan
ur mums butt is an art form and I dry shave in the army many mornings and its not bc im lazy. Shaving's not a high priority to waste time on
Qtoy
Or maybe you're just slow af and never learned how to share with expedience.
IronGravyBoat
I can't imagine you save much time dry shaving than normal shaving.
BungusAmungus
It is when you have sensitive skin :'(
shrapnail
get that shaving profile and rock that overgrown shadow to the chow hall
BungusAmungus
Nah. Getting out soon, maybe would have been worth it before.
Slvrdgr
God I was so jealous of those bastards with shaving profiles
ANOMNOMNOM
an
Xenolith166
Guys, you don't have to do this. Just smear a bit of soap on there and rinse off when you're done. Hell, it works better than shaving cream.
FatDickSpirit
Not if your hiding in formation dry shaving with a disposable razor before getting yelled at by the Sargent major. Art.
Xenolith166
Oh shit, u right
Bbbrrr000ccckkk1
I dry shave. I was in the army. I am lazy. Asshole? Sure.
ExcrementCarver
I dry shave, never been in the army. Kinda lazy + never tried not dry. Asshole? Absolutely.
ThisIsGerbilReportingLiveFromRichardGeresAss
Looked younger with it kinda
MrWienerbottom
I wouldn't say "younger" more.... full of life, I guess?
Cthulhuducken
Except the eyebrows
juzsayin
Yup. Just convinced me to keep mine. It hides the turkey neck.
SarcasticRussian
Kinda was an understatement.
theohuxtable
Hair is a sign of life and youth.
Beezlebubble
Because, much like my dad, it gave his face some definition and character, while hiding sag. Also, he doesn't have very visible lips, a 1/2
Beezlebubble
2/2 feature common in people as they get older
Spacebandit
Santa ??
Magpiebones
Because it hides face...
shuya82
A lot younger.
coffeebaby
A lot a lot
ObliviousStranger
I thought he was a young hipster with it on
7imgrju
Fuck....
isityeasty
Not kinda, he surprisingly looked younger with all that facial hair.
pandro
his eyes were closed so it's not a total comparison. but yeah, sometimes a beard conceals flaws.
Mercurybird
Not really a before pic to compare but is it even the same guy??
kgbofficer
Beards hide everything. A little chubby, they hide double chins. No chin like Rhett from GMM? They hide it. Wrinkles and age? They hide it.
kgbofficer
Makes the young look older, and the older look young. Beards!
redheadsaremykryptonite
Fun fact, hair traps moisture longer, and keeps skin moisturized, that is why you see jokes about people having baby face, since they 1/2
redheadsaremykryptonite
look younger than they actually are.
mjulnozhk
I have a baby face and never had a beard so idk what you're talking about lol Beards block UV though and protect skin from weather
midcirclenine
They also help when you legit have a baby face anyway. Mine didn't grow in until mid 20s, still get carded usually at almost 29 w a full one
midcirclenine
Love it but it's itchy sometimes since my hair is so thick and my beard is worse - def recommend the maestro's shampoo thing: helped a lot
kerms
That's not the reason for baby face. You've got it backwards. Men with baby faces grow beards to cover them up.
redheadsaremykryptonite
Jokes on you, I have a baby face and I can't grow a full beard, and im 29.
redheadsaremykryptonite
also the people looking younger is true, the baby face part I just threw in there cause im a derp.
MrFrench
Then someone needs to trap that oil in a jar to sell and make billions.
pangele1300
This.
SmartHasTheBrainsButStupidHasTheBalls
That
BillFromAmerica
Is.
myhousesmellsliketuna
Sparta
BillFromAmerica
SuperbBackhand
I thought he was in his thirties and then poof! He's all of a sudden 68
ThisIsJustMySecondNSFWAccountMoveAlongOrPMmeIDontCare
I was hoping he'd save the stache, it was amazing
Ryebread91
Gotta keep that floor sweeper.
DonniefromTPB
Big stache for a big face
dreamweaver35
All of it was amazing. Why did he do this?
thatsonefuckingnicekitty
I was thinking the same thing
UpSaDaisy
A guy I’ve known for like five years just shaved his beard for the first time. Turns out he’s hot as fuck. Feel like I’ve been lied to.
MVPHingleMcCringleBerry
A pt once had to shave his facial hair. It was the first time had ever seen him without his beard. It was at least 20 years
littledanAK
I've never seen my dad without his beard (I'm 29). But he has a twin brother, so I can pretty confidently say that the beard suits him!
fivefrozenfishfingers
I look like shit with or without a beard.
UnapologeticTeaEnjoyer
The right haircut, beard, and/or outfit can change more than you think. I'm normally a 5. The right cut, and a suit turns me into a solid 9.
MandaloreIncognito
Are you, in fact, a piece of shit?
fivefrozenfishfingers
Certainly in appearance.
MandaloreIncognito
Mr. Hankey, is that you?
fivefrozenfishfingers
How-dy-ho!
fluffleupagus
I'm in the opposite boat. My SO has to shave for work; took a month+ off & didn't shave. I loved his beard, but he's back to work & shaving.
sprfrkdvd
Looks are important, but if you haven't screwed him bearded then I'd like to hope he'd shut you down when he shaves.
UpSaDaisy
I’ve been married the whole time I’ve known him so I’d be a piece of shit bearded or not.
sevrono
if your spouse was cool with it you wouldn't be a piece of shit
UpSaDaisy
Excellent point.
justsomeyahoo
I dunno, I know some guys that look much better with a beard
nixftw
It's make up for dudes
UpSaDaisy
My husband has a beard for winter skiing. I prefer him with the beard but as it’s his face he gets to choose what he wants.
Huitxilopochtli
It’s “Our face”
crazymojomonkey
He wore it to consume his reiatsu, otherwise he would have had to fight pursuers constantly.
Cthulhuducken
Soo.. he was hot as fuck to begin with, you’re just that shallow?
sprfrkdvd
That's my take on it too.
JarethCutestory
Or just not into facial hair. Whatever floats yer boat
PennFifteen
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HellomynameisSatan
You do know attractiveness is based on the outward look right? Like a chair can have a great personality, but I aint fuckin a chair.
anonnymoosecommenter
All I can think about now is " Burn After Reading"
sprfrkdvd
Wrong. Hot is usually looks, attraction is a whole package deal. I can think someone is hot but not be attracted to them & vice versa.
nihilistdad
Still, looks are an indelible component of attraction. Not conventional beauty, but looks that appeal to you. So don't beat about the bush.
BatmansUnderPantsAreSoSoft
Oh get off your high horse fuck bag. You have your own things and limits too
sprfrkdvd
Cthulhuducken
What, precisely, is a “fuck bag”? If it’s a bag full of fucks I can have, sign me up!! If it’s a bag full of fucks I’ve given, it’s empty
BatmansUnderPantsAreSoSoft
You know.....I never really thought about it till now.
Spike4368
Hotness is more a visual thing.
kakairo
All depends on the guy (and the gal). I'm not allowed to shave mine off under threat of divorce.
iamabovethelaw
My partner also lives with this threat!
orty
I'm not allowed to grow one under threat of divorce. Granted, my facial hair grows fast and is about 7 colors, so it's probably for the best
Doorplease
Surprised my fiancé with a shaved face once. Did not go well. She was asleep and almost kicked me
nihilistdad
My dad's situation as well. Probably why I've always disliked beards.
ifavoritethingstoshowmywifewhenigethome
Shaved for a promotion interview, was told never to do it again and to grow it back immediately
ifavoritethingstoshowmywifewhenigethome
....but got the promotion so
MakeTabbouleNotWar
Oh good thanks for clarifying, I honestly thought you’d leave with that cliff hanger.
Blastergv9
I've tried the beard a couple times but my wife always comes back to wanting the 3 day scruff
lairdepanache
Work with a dreamy dude and I’m in love with his buff facial hair.
MakeTabbouleNotWar
Ask him if he and his beard would like to get dinner some night?!
lairdepanache
I shy
MakeTabbouleNotWar
Daw... the worst that could happen is he says no.
slotheroll
actionjeans
His facial hair works out?
Merovean
This shit... Grew a full beard after decade of goatee, NOW I have been informed by the wife and girlfriend (they know) that it's required.
vg8ts
Samesies
Webel
I liked my ex with a beard... My partner now thou is GORGEOUS clean shaved, so damn beautiful it's unbelievable
kaboosh5353
Mine is the same way. Luckily, she doesnt have any facial hair longer than a day or two.
soapbubblesscareme
DATMMrk12
SirSkellingtonBonerLord
heh
MakeTabbouleNotWar
Prayers4Jebus
Same
MakeTabbouleNotWar
My husband does it on occasion to upset me. I’m sure of his intent. The hairless bastard!
Fuckme721
Gave me an honest laugh
MakeTabbouleNotWar
I’m always funny when I drink. I drink because he’s like some hairless chipmunk.
Muffinmassacre
Sometimes that's the beauty of it. Every time I shave mine I get a few compliments lol
kaboosh5353
"Whos that 16 year old in my bathroom mirror?" - Kevin Spacey and also me right after I shave.
Terwin94
I get more compliments with mine because it's thick and luxurious.
AH0TE
Weird flex but okay
Mxkingjp
Terwin94
Hey, it's my best claim to bearhood
Menton7
Did you really mean to write luxurious? Or did you mean to use luscious? Jus tryin’ to figure out how a beard can be a luxury...
hydrochlorothiazide
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Terwin94
No, that's my chest, shoulder, and back hair.
Menton7
Boo. Love me some luxurious chest/back hair with a luscious beard.
sprfrkdvd
He normally had your wife's vagazzle beads stuck in it.