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W7SHYT
hhhhhhhhhhhhhh apple _apple
HiroshimaPart2
*ahem* mac and cheese
ExtremelyHappyGuy
This post is grate!
Dudepeaches
Only use for an apple product
Beardedgeek72
Apple: Like a computer, but more expensive.
Sheldonian
And you can get a nice paper towel holder for just $999!
DrColdWolf
the base specs are so lame for the price :/
RuListning
The prez promised to make America Grate again
DirkNurple
Y’all get so Burt hurt over a hardware company selling their hardware.
TheRudeWarrior
If you don’t want one, don’t buy one. This isn’t hard.
itypewerdsonline
With the heat it will produce,it might even bake the apple as well.
ProxyPlayerHD
i mean the fact that it's easy to open and upgrade is a step in the right direction... but the price is like jumping 255 steps backwards
Quesadildos
I guarantee buying a base model and upgrading through apple's official channels will cost waaaaaay more than just buying a full-fat model.
ieatcatsanddogs
Apple iGrater
ProphetofEntropy
only works with with iCheese, which is crackerbarrel cheese just with a new wrapper with a RFID chip and a 100% markup
chrispydtankPS4
Can't wait to get me a new $999 stand... then just gotta save up for the display!
LowlevelRebel
5 years lol my Area 51 is 11 years old
UncleScarwasright
BUT, WAIT! THERE'S MORE!
StunnedGoofy
Apple greater
clarkalel7
It's going to be obsolete in 3, knowing Apple they will push for a newer model and give it a 100 price cut with the same specs and all.
OverpricedCrayon
It is a user upgradable computer, ya know.
tablecat
The old Mac Pros (pre-trashcan), from 10+ years ago, are still very capable computers. Just saying.
ping0s
Any computer is, there’s literally nothing special about apple computers, same components as any cow.
tablecat
Well... yeah? I'm just saying that they're not obsolete after three years.
Durango
Let's not exagerate in either way. The 2008 model (10+ years) has a whooping 2GB of 800 MHz DDR2 and a 320Gb HDD. By today soft requirement,
tablecat
Do consider they're upgradable. If we run by base specs, then yeah, the RAM etc is a joke now, but if upgraded, it's not that bad.
Durango
it's not exactly "very capable" (and I'm not even talking about the GPU). I'm sure they can still run the software from back then, but it
Durango
doesn't mean they are not completely obselete by today's standards. The 2009 version are a bit better, with 3 Gb of 1066 Mhz Ram, though.
tablecat
The 2009 is upgradable to 2x W3580 and 128 GB RAM and modern GPU. That's really not too shabby. They're not upgradable for nothing.
r8009
Is no one gonna say anything about how hes grating an apple.
awildcharmander
looks like he's grating an apple and iceberg lettuce is coming out the bottom, hes a wizard
nojustsayitdont
An apple grating an apple. It has meaning. Grated apple is not bad BTW.
BingleyBingleyBeep
I suspect you don't do a lot of cooking more complex recipes. Grating an apple isn't that unusual.
IMostlyCommentInGifs
ON an Apple!
rebel1996
Slaw
nero4ty2
i know, it's not peeled or cored, totally inconsistent
myhappinessisequaltotheamountofupvotes
Is no one gonna say anything about his broke ass arm?
DougDeNasty
What is the problem? He posted the sauce.
modernshoggoth
Well, apple is grate.
3141593653589793
Can't we talk about the arm instead?
monetloveslilies
Maybe it's symbolic
thatiswhyyoushoulddoityourself
Maybe it's Maybelline
captainhappen
how the hell else do you eat apples
nobodylikesmyname
I don't. I just have an android throw them out the windows for me.
samtherat6
Yeah, just cover them in mayonnaise and microwave them like a normal person.
TheWulfrunian
Anal insertion.
JazzyDong
Rectal Infusion.
DoDucHuy
Calling it now, top end specs with everything and the kitchen sink will cost closer to 100k than 50k
Rauca
According to 9to5 they say it could top out at $50k. https://9to5mac.com/2019/06/03/maxed-out-mac-pro-cost-estimate/
DoDucHuy
Yo, the ram alone is 24k at retail sans Apple Tax, so, no. Sticking to my words
ifeedmydogbacongreasebecauseiloveher
The top end model costs around $12K with the monitor.
ifeedmydogbacongreasebecauseiloveher
I meant without the monitor not "with" and I was not tacking on things like maxing out the RAM or adding in multiple GPU's.
Kuhmeister
So like not the top end model?
ifeedmydogbacongreasebecauseiloveher
The top end model doesn't necessarily mean the internal hardware is maxed out.
taichanie
Base spec is $6000 and monitor is $5000... You want to try that again?
StrayBullet
Try at least 35k, my dude.
erwanairone360
Keyboard and mouse included? For a friend...
ifeedmydogbacongreasebecauseiloveher
Probably not lol.
DoDucHuy
1.5TB of ECC DDR4 is about 20K alone at retail sans Apple Tax. So, try again
PballQhead
And running 1.5TB of non-ECC RAM is like flying a 600-passenger jumbo jet with one engine...not the best idea.
DoDucHuy
Top capacity non ecc ram stick for regular folks tops out at 16GB or 192GB for 12 so... no, you can’t even go that far.
StrayBullet
I think the base model starts out at 4,999 and it only has a 256 SSD. Top end, will be 35,000.
DoDucHuy
Nah, I think each one of those radeon duo on the mac will be at least 5k a pop. The ram alone at retail before Apple tax is 24k already
StrayBullet
“At least” 35k. Link is too long but The Verge reported the 35k figure.
DoDucHuy
The verge have no clue what’s they are talking about. At least 35k could be 100k, 200k or even a million
StrayBullet
Hey man, take it up with The Verge. I’m just the messenger.
notasexyrobot
Back in the day when people said ‘I buy it because of the design’ - those days are over - but grained Parmesano is here to staaaay
ButterfaceTaintClown
that's an Apple
CWStJdeNobbs
I like the design :/
notasexyrobot
There are people who like CD-Stands from the 90s -
modernshoggoth
Do you like $5,000 worth of design?
CWStJdeNobbs
I'm one of the niche who can actually justify that money on a computer. For what it is specwise the price isn't that bad tbh. I can't use >
CWStJdeNobbs
> MacOS though so will stick with Windows/Linux machines.
modernshoggoth
I ADORE the design, but specwise it's trash. Noone needs that in a daily-driver, and if you do, it's cheaper to rent a server when needed.
modernshoggoth
My work PC is 64GB RAM with a 2080Ti. When I need more I rent a 448GB RAM/64core/4x NVIDIA V100 azure server for $29/h.
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CWStJdeNobbs
My work location has limited bandwidth, we can't upload everything fast enough, otherwise I'd agree.
OneLetter
It blows my mind people actually buy that shit. Learn how to make a Linux based MacOS emulation and get a vastly superior product for 1/3 $
OverpricedCrayon
The people paying for this shit are not individuals. This is a computer for companies its just marketed the same way an iphone is.
nppraxis
A "Linux based MacOS emulation"? Are you just making up things now?
OneLetter
No, it’s called a “hackintosh” you partition your computer for a tiny portion to run a Linux system that emulates MacOS
OneLetter
The purpose is for people who really NEED Mac specific programs. Primarily video editing or design work
nppraxis
I've run a Hackintosh, there's no Linux involved and you don't emulate anything.
OneLetter
It’s a newer method of doing it to increase stability
nppraxis
Link it then
PballQhead
Hackintoshes have fuck all to do with Linux. You literally hack up macOS to run directly on non-Apple hardware. No "Linux partition". Learn.
OneLetter
Yeah that’s the old shitty way of doing it. The Linux method is about 100x as stable and you pay 1 core and a bit of ram for it. Learn.
PballQhead
I stay abreast of the state of the Hackintosh art; my 2011 MBP is getting pretty old and I probably won't buy another, but I prefer macOS.
PballQhead
Yeah, I'm def gonna need the receipts; I literally can't find anything remotely like what you say. It's all bare-metal maOS, unless you 1/
boareo
In all fairness my early 2009 mac pro is still running really well.
captainclutch
My 2008 is slow as hell, but it’s running a platter drive for its main drive. And has lived a hard life in a TV station.
LosPer
I have a 2008, same. Thing is a beast.
DarthFutuza
But does it run Doom?
CompletelyUniqueUsername
In fairness though, my 2004 amd athlon xp machine just quit due to power supply
polydipsiapolyuria
Those things are like old Toyota camrys. I have one from 2007 that still works. Can’t upgrade the software anymore, though.
grklein
Any computer from that era still probably works fine.
VodkaReindeer
No, it's not. It's slow as hell.
DarthFutuza
But its always been that way.
boareo
I have a PCIe SSD so nah, she fast
VodkaReindeer
He said, 27 days later.