TheMegaSage
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Jul 15, 2019 9:11 PM
TheMegaSage
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programwhiz24
I would... Die for... You
ProperHomeless
She can get up in these guts if I can get all up in hers first
slowlybecomingacrazycatlady
How has no one made a Charlie the unicorn reference yet.
Ghost0fDawn
Either its a good sense of humor or you're killed for your organs. Either way, you win!
Noob3rts
Ah yes, the ol' copy paste. High chances this is a bot or somebody boring because they cannot think of an original bio.
A10struck
And people wonder why I have my permit
OverMyDadBody
That red dot makes it look like she recently had a tracheostomy which makes the post even more creepy.
FatBastardVegetarian
Match with Charlie the Unicorn.
AmelioBMerluzzo
She's looking for a donor.
kushmonk2
o negative? what about b positive!
justGeorge
Sleeping with one eye open.
Taskmaster51
Inthink she's looking for an organ donor
candiduscorvus
“Charlie! Come with us to the candy mountain!”
Suzwir
Must be a nurse... or serial killer. Not sure yet.
appicciridda
Charlie? https://youtu.be/CsGYh8AacgY
POGassultraboot
Good thing I free base ibuprofen.
BMan086
newdoug2017
Walmartstallwithnolock
Ooo foreplay
Iwasoutedbyatroll
I like how she seems to be looking right through me... and past me, at the same time.
ilitirit
She's a heartbreaker. She'll take a part of you with her
PutThePRNDLinD
And if things turn all pear-shaped, I hear that home dialysis is the next great thing in healthcare...
polarfuchs90360
Shes looking for man or Organs ? Or blood ?
theogreofpcp
LookYouStupidBastard
I was looking for this. There are tens of us that watch Venture Bros!
gnovice
Elevens!
Khrome
BiBiBiBiBiBiBi
There it is
Amesang
http://schadenfreudestudios.com/backup/pictures/liopleurodon08.jpg
Nightcaste
Charliiieee.....
knowzaan
TheHolyFatman
Guh....
Dongmastersven
In her place.. one hundred candles burning
TerribleAwful
am i supposed to know my blood type? who am i, karl landsteiner, the discoverer of blood groups?!?!
mthornton91
JFredPrufrock
You don't know your own blood type, but you know who discovered them.
Bukkakeicecream
One you can Google in seconds, the other not at all
ilhares
Do you not?
SpeedBeetle
Okay... I mean, we can do stuff first, right?
anusBrokenInstructionsNotClear
I’ll give up a gut-bean for a root
Sephority
I lol'd
OneCraftyHooker
Beautiful example of language. Thank you.
dmd3eorg
a hwhat
FrozenCoast
Kidneys are shaped like beans
Wednait
It's Australian for intercourse.
LightningFIshLivesInTheDeep
Can't do anything that damages the livers or kidneys, though.
NuggetsForKitty
What kind of sex do you have that damages internal organs?
PaulImpola
Really, really vigorous sex. In weird positions. With no safeword.
LightningFIshLivesInTheDeep
I see the internet has not ruined you yet. :D
ImGoingStreaking
Butt stuff.
thebiped
Damn it man, I was gonna say that....
DropsWittyComments
Yes I think I’m smart enough to get this without losing that...
onecowboytoo
As in you are getting pegged.
ImGoingStreaking
SpeedBeetle
I'm cool with that.
TotallySaneScientist
Bend over.
SpeedBeetle
Gladly.
TheLastSpaceman
FrogBotherer
I'm not falling for that again.
TheSilentOod
SexDrugsBirdsandRocknRoll
I absolutely love your username, fellow frog botherer
DukeOfAnkhMorpork
3rd times the charm
DillPixels
Never go to Candy Mountain with anyone.
ferndogfp11
Damn right
Muunk
Just liver alone
sithney
“ — Joey Nokidneys
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SqueezitTheClown
What about Candied Island?
BiggestBlackestBeard
Kidney me once, shame on you. Kidney me tw-
iNeverCouldGetTheHangOfThursdays
Says the man with one kidney and one scar
Kenken900
I literally fit in all of her demande
YouHadMeAtAsian
Charlie?
GastricMuncher
Third times the charm.
Themostdownvoted
I got one shot left too, I'll give her a try
PraiseTheMachineGod
Well, you probably have only one kidney left so you're safe.
gravyandfries
Just cause they only have one doesn’t mean i won’t take it
billingsworthswagamuffin
Your liver heals, you could always risk losing some more of it.
ootsker
Stop bothering frogs
Leevalleyoftheshadowofdeath
Yeah I've had my kidneys stolen like three times... fuckin sucks
Smacketywack
Good thing you got em back.
FrankTheThunderbird
ChubbyNipple
Relax she's just kidneying
reineseele
I am still amazed that in a land with full capitalism that you cant sell your organs yet.
ExtraaUpvote
You haven't found the right website yet
AbacusFinch
Cant LEGALLY sell your organs
dduncan55330
Well if you do, you're probably dead since we are only born with 2 kidneys.
OutInLeftField2
Genius.