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Mar 24, 2017 2:19 AM
BasicHumor4U
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Yeoyo
But I find a duck's opinion of me is very much influenced by whether or not I have bread.
OfficialJoeBiden
There are always turtles and pissed off geese at the pond near my house, so I used to bring them stale bread. Appeasing our geese overlords.
GolfTangoFoxtrotUnicorn
Peckers can't be choosers
BoredITGuy
Giving white bread to a duck: http://imgur.com/wz1GVo1
arminphx
Those ducks are demanding for being beggars.
BigVag
And chipotle burritos with guac left on a nearby bench.
AvengeTheCompanionCube
It may not be good for them, but the ducks fucking love that shit. TREAT YO SELF!
MaxamillionX72
My mother leaves out peanuts in the shell for jays, so she thought the ducks in the park would also like peanuts. Some may have died... :-(
Spikelf
King of the ducks disagrees
Iwillneverhaveacakedayifikeepdeletingmyaccount
RVME
What the f**k does white bread do to US?????? Forget the ducks!
cheshirecat00
But fish eat bread that feeds the ducks, & algae gives us more air then most plants,& ducks,& chickens eat like pigs they eat almostanything
littlepenguinologist
pantsinmyants
Wait till Karl hears about this
ThoughtsAndBeers
Upvote to get the word out
Henrybigmuscles
Lmao chopped grapes
RustyNeX
Aww yiss mother fucking breadcrumbs now i can die
reallyolddispatcher
I've seen ducks eat each other's shit, but now they want ' half-cut seedless grapes'. WTF
IAmNotASkeleton
Why not both?
TheDeanofLean
profinger
Right? Lol feels like the ducks are ordering at a fancy restaurant
myusernameismyrealname
i heard they've recently become vegans (they told me almost immediately)
profinger
That's how you know it's true
sethben
Yeah, it's weird that they listed that first. Just go with birdseed.
Izdnyljoanne
As someone who has raised ducks for 10+ years, bread is fine in moderation. Its a good treat for them, as long as theyre getting fed 1
Izdnyljoanne
proper nutrients in the rest of their diets, bread wont hurt them :)
yosoyunosojustsoyouknowso
RadmanTheWise
Nah the bread is so good for them that they get fat enough to survive winter and never have to make that dangerous flight south. Fk nature.
estrbuny
Feed the moldy bread to the stupid Canadian geese! I hate those invading jerky birds!
EatTacos
We should build a wall to keep them out
ReverseTrapTsukasa
So rice bread and corn bread and oat bread are still perfectly useable.
gmccollum
Ducks be like "hey.... got any grapes?"
JenkholeUnchained
Waddle waddle
moonlitliz
LOL. love this.
tazrael
Well people like grapes. So ducks must to.
Kaydiddilybro
I understood that reference
OfficialJoeBiden
Everyone who used YouTube in 2009 got that reference
LoganDodson
I feel like cooked rice and bread has the same nutritional content. . .
GothmogLordofBalrogs
Ducks already eat rice. They don't eat wild crown loaves of bread.
saintofchaoticgood
Doesn't rice that dries out turn back into uncooked rice.... didn't that make birds blow up which is why we don't throw it at weddings?
ChickLit11
Uncooked rice can contain spores of Bacillus cereus. If left at room temperature, the spores germinate & produce toxins that make you sick!
ChickLit11
Sorry I meant cooked not uncooked :P
sethben
The rice thing is a myth: http://www.snopes.com/critters/crusader/birdrice.asp
damnsanders
Now all of the sudden cigarette butts aren't good enough. Assholes.
muscletank
i have been trying to pass this info on for a long time
littlepenguinologist
Me too. People don't listen.
gingertato
I tried to feed the ducks lettuce and they snubbed it off for the kid throwing bread.
BouncingCzechs
Those picky ass pricks
smoochmysnoot
Throw them some kibble, those fuckers love kibble
RolandTheLastGunSlinger
Lol exactly what I came to say
Ktp925
"Half cut seedless grapes". Yea, because those are so common in the wild.
pukeachew
Cooked rice? I'm too lazy to cook rice for myself, I keep googling it and still don't know how!
GwenShepard1
Oooh i thought the grapes needed to be cooked. I was like wtf. Thanks for enlightening me
sashadqaf
ObviouslyNotAnFBISurveillanceVanInYourDriveway
SomeGuyWhoKnowsStuff
To be fair white bread is just as trashy as human food as it is as duck food.
PleasantPeasantPheasant
You know those city pigeons with the messed up feet? That's caused by high cholesterol caused by people feeding them fries and shiz.
Agent
White bread is barely even food.
Ulthirm
Well since most white bread is fortified, but without that its just very very refined wheat and sugar...
SomeGuyWhoKnowsStuff
Fortification is highly overrated, and often the vitamins/minerals used aren't as bioavailable or aren't in a biologically active form >>
SomeGuyWhoKnowsStuff
When I switched from white to whole wheat bread most of my digestive issues disappeared, and I can feel a big difference between them.
SomeGuyWhoKnowsStuff
Eating white bread feels like I practically haven't eaten anything at all. It's like eating styrofoam or cotton balls or something.
Ulthirm
Fortification of milk is contributed to one of the few reasons our children are so healthy.
SomeGuyWhoKnowsStuff
Pff. If the cows actually got a healthy diet instead then we wouldn't have such high rates of crooked teeth and wisdom tooth complications.
Strostkovy
This is why I live on jalapeno cheddar bagels.
wrecklaw
Delicious.
Skittleballs
I will forever read that as “djalappano“ in Ricky's voice, then hear Bubbles correct it. https://youtu.be/RZmwn0LNhGo
NiNjArOcKsTaR94
I like bacon jalapeno mac and cheese.
TossABabyYodaToYourWitcher
I had a jalapeno cheddar bagel sandwich 10 minutes ago
driveslow
how was it?
TossABabyYodaToYourWitcher
Delicious
guactopus
Ok what is this and why haven't I had one
dorkatron
So spicy, so cheesy.
BloodyCrowOfCainhurst
THE FUTURE IS NOW PEOPLE!