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OB Dump Dungeons & Dragons edition 2: https://imgur.com/gallery/KNreMsi
OB Dump Dungeons & Dragons edition 1: https://imgur.com/gallery/9lZIdSp
OB Dump 13: https://imgur.com/gallery/jI93iZL
OB Dump 12: https://imgur.com/gallery/w9bzLxA
OB Dump 11: https://imgur.com/gallery/m2pvso5
OB Dump 9: https://imgur.com/gallery/o6KHv41
OB Dump 8: https://imgur.com/gallery/eJ1lD01
OB Dump 7: https://imgur.com/gallery/5pgOz0V
OB Dump 6: https://imgur.com/gallery/MCE08WO
OB Dump 5: https://imgur.com/gallery/65bwqm9
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OB Dump 3: https://imgur.com/gallery/3rT3sV1
OB Dump 2: https://imgur.com/gallery/2z4djL
OB Dump 1: https://imgur.com/gallery/hoBMyiX
OB Dump WiFi Adviced 1: http://imgur.com/gallery/KIU84h1
Weentit
#12 the joy of this is he gets to choose which can to eat from tonight
librarianian
#49 it's from putting all that stuff in your mouth as a baby
Piornet
"Hurd"
eilonwy
#26 This Loss.jpg meme doesn't make sense
ToSisPoS
Well didn’t think feeling Snape with my tongue while my eyes are closed would be in the mental image menu tonight, but here we are.
iSellTeenyTinyFrogGreenBabyCoffins
That kid is playing can roulette for dinner until they’re all gone
Tahaufren
That Mines of Moria lotr song is Play (Worakls Remix) by Smilla
FeelingButter
#30 who answers their phone?
Walfas
#4 has a full version. Like, the entire movie except guns instead of wands. DM me if you want it, I don't think I'm allowed to post it here.
DukeDarkwood
#4 "The wand chooses the wizard."
kaitco1984
Harry Potter and the Secret of PS 183 Washington Heights, NY.
Soufange
#44 sonofa-
BigTex1
#6
Boondangle40
?Brings me back to childhood
Badger028
That table was actually pretty cool.
FireSpittingVacuumCleaner
It's like a table version of those backpacks with enormous fuckin zippers.
Boondangle40
Enormous zippers are great, the ones made right at least
Freebite
#3 could someone turn that into a wednesday my dudes thing? That would be amazing
glacialbae
Be the change you want to see.
Freebite
Im at work, so i figured I'd ask the hive mind for assistance here.
EternalSunshineofthePotlessMind
#18 I have these exact shoes, they're my kayaking shoes
ywmqm
cepacolusmaximus
#12 "Mom, what's for dinner?" " Eat whatever random bullshit is in these cans or go hungry. Oh and you're grounded twice as long now, too."
vikinin
#26 hey. I do the wall against legs. That's cause I'm too tall for the comforter and need to use a blanket for my feet and it can fall off!
OhNoDontTouch
too tall for the comforter but not too tall for your feet to hang off the end of the bed? so, why doesn't your comforter fit your bed size?
vikinin
Yeah, I'm 4cm shorter. My pillow lays halfway on the mattress, half in air, and if the bed isn't made after I'm up it ends up falling down.
vikinin
No, I don't have space for a bigger bed, and a bigger comforter is uncomfortable - ends up falling to the floor sideways.
Aelonwy
We learn the oral texture of so many things as babies. Chair leg? check, couch? check. Tv remote? check. Dog's ear? check.
Ainathevikingprincess
I came here to comment the same thing
OhNoDontTouch
also, your tongue has a sense of touch. if you've touched something with your hand, it's going to feel the same with your tongue.
miggy372
I don’t understand the cat fuck off bottle one. Can someone elaborate for me please?
MostAwesomeAveragePerson
It sounds like a cat hissing. Which is their way of saying fuck off.
pairupinthrees
Same
cozynester
#14 bold of you to assume the clerk wouldn't just say the price and ignore the phrasing
OhNoDontTouch
accurate.. call the shit whatever you want. I'm just here to ring it up
MemeusCalgar
#43 what's the rave bit from? Seems familiar
TheDiscoVampire
Smilla- Play https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKzTxekXoko
MemeusCalgar
Nice one
8bitRosie
visuals are from So Long Pete Tong
jeffois
*It's all gone Pete Tong (as in "it's all gone wrong") Frankie Wilde is played by Paul Kaye who also played Thoros of Myr in GoT
MemeusCalgar
Thanks, I knew he looked familiar but couldn't place it
frozenpnx
#43 I feel like the music is a reference that my friend just doesn't get.
HubertFiorentini
Same. And I recognize the actor in the crown of thorns but I can't quite place him...
Kobol
Paul Kaye. You probably recognise him as a semi-regular on Game of Thrones, but I remember him from the early/mid 90’s as “Dennis Pennis”.
Nortagnan
It's Paul Kaye, film is called Its All Gone Pete Tong
HubertFiorentini
Thank you!! ?
Istherenothingleft
#42 better be fake
OhNoDontTouch
yeah, wtf.. that'd make such a mess of your shoe, and I'm not even sure if it would be okay to run it through the dishwasher or not.
sturmhauke
Everyone knows you're supposed to drink Bailey's from a shoe, not eat spaghetti.
Tier7Gaming
Solid dump, but now I have to clean my chair
OhmyBandit
Haha, I've read this 10 times, wondering about your hair. Misread that. Gone back to my own posts, thinking I misunderstood a reference.
Gorgoror
Use your imagination...
S117MC
#4 source with sound https://youtu.be/tS3y1Q3mFVw
RichterCa
Wingardium Leviosa like playing the can game in Hogan's Alley for the NES...
yeahthatsjustlikeyouruhyouropinionman
Link doesn’t work, I need. ?
S117MC
It didn’t work for me either. Had to click the watch on YouTube link to see the video
Gorgoror
Un ver vert verse un verre vers un verrier vers vingt heure !
Boondangle40
French people understand that? I suppose English can be worse... (1)..
Boondangle40
Read rhymes with lead, and read rhymes with lead, but read and lead don’t rhyme, and neither do read and lead.
SAFireStorm
I do wonder if I heard that in the same order as you did.
Boondangle40
When I tell you pick up the left rock, it will be the right one, and then only the right rock will be left.
Gorgoror
Mur pourrit, trou s'y fit, rat s'y mit, chat l'y prit.
Gorgoror
Si six scies scient six cyprès, six cent six scies scient six cent six cyprès
Gorgoror
Good one, i think all language have this kind of crazy phrase
AwesomeMixTapeVol2
#2 Ravens (or literally any other bird) would have been a better choice, and I’m from Philly ?
OhNoDontTouch
Other than the Eagles, the only other NFL teams I know of named after (real) birds are the Falcons and the Cardinals. Fighting falcons→
OhNoDontTouch
→sounds as bad as trying to fight eagles, but cardinals don't seem too tough.
LucidPariah
#12 as punishment the child should have to pick a can and that's what it get for supper until they are all gone
Gigi211
YES!!!
minipancho94
that was the response originally. post is a few years old. someone suggested having them choose 2-3 and mixing them together even.
magicrhombus
Or just take it out of their allowance.
atcggcta
Haaaaaaa ya that is something a kid with an allowance would do
xBoneDaddy
You guys are getting allowance?
LucidPariah
The cans still need to be eaten. Actions have consequences and food should not be wasted
EatYourSoylentGreenAndShutUp
How about feeding your kids fresh food and not canned chemicals.
greatlizardlips
Never heard of a good desert?
LucidPariah
Anything in moderation, even canned goods is fine. I love the canned cracked black pepper and roasted garlic tomatoes! Absolutely delicious
carlsagansghost
Canned food is perfectly healthy.
UncleMeaty
What chemicals do you believe are in canned food?
ocaeon
wow, your usernames were perfect for this
PorkFriedSquirrel
The tongue thing. >:[
WhatInTheSamhillisaPuma
caduto11
During the baby and toddler years.. your tongue learns from experience and then never forgets
RaySkye
Just hope this fact doesn't pop into your head the next time you get a dic pic.
ZebraCockSandwich
I want you to know that I hate you. I'm upvoting you. but I hate you.
Soufange
I'm licking my own tongue rn because I'm bothered that my tongue can feel what my fingertips remember and suddenly I could smell a football.
malachitedragon
Memory is a helluva thing, isn't it
HotlipsHoolihan
Just don't think about licking shag carpet
ErynGalen
LadyOfSpaceAndTime
you know because you tried it as a kid
OhNoDontTouch
no.. you know because you've touched these things. your tongue also possesses the sense of touch.
gerschmann
I still do it sometimes, it's good to be curious with both taste and sight. I call it being 'bi-curious'.
KiwiGameDev
I honestly don’t understand how this is confusing. You’ve touched these things with your hands. If I only ever used my left hand to hold
KiwiGameDev
things and then suddenly touched something with my right “woah! I knew how this would feel! Magic!”. Unless I’m missing something vital
OhNoDontTouch
nope.. you're quite right. we've touched a lot of things. our tongues possess the sense of touch. it's pretty straightforward.
KiwiGameDev
Okay cool cause every time this gets posted people in the comments keep going “woah!” Like it’s some mind blowing thing I’m missing out on
Mellayellafella1441
#13. I think Zeus would have had an entirely different reaction to Mufasa in that position...
ReginaKasteen
Wasn't Zeus usually the one who was an animal? He might not be into it the other way around.
Vitrum
Thanks, I genuinely lol'd.
OhmyBandit
psugab
Neuronyx
TsukariYoshi
Dannyalcatraz
“Get out of my clouds…and get into my bed!” ~ Zeus
sundaymondayhippyday
Sung to Get OuttaMy Dreams- Get Into My Car
Dannyalcatraz
Exactly!
Fvckya
The furries have already made the alternate version of that comic.
interesseret
The furries made the original. I mean, did you see Nalas sex eyes? God damn there's some freaks in that studio.
Fvckya
Oh, this image was the edit? Didn't know that. I just remember somebody posting the other version long before I saw this one.
interesseret
Sorry, I was making a joke about the original movie The Lion King.