OneFingerFacePunch
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2meirl4meirl
Bird tax
RayIsPrettyOkay
I've seen "...make him look to the left very quickly." before but I'm still grinning like asthmatic vacuum cleaner.
TheRealGoddamnLochNessMonster
brassinpocket
um, you don't pronounce the 't' in Yoplait. Do people do that?
Foxiegrandpa
#67? Explain, and yes I counted.
OneFingerFacePunch
He wanted to eat the animals that died in the zoo fire, because they're barbecue at that point.
flaminggiraffe
:/
Laylah77
Summer lovin' ... Still laughing.
meagansunshine
huckyourmeat
Concern
Riku0142
I feel like I should be concerned by how much I relate to a fee of these
andyskeels
KaijuCatsnake
Cool beans.
zac677
Yogurt?
fatchicksneedluvintoo
Yoplait
Hamncheezsandwich
BUT IT'S PRONOUNCED YO-PLAY, NOT YO-PLATE
murphyland
Creme fraiche... Creme fraise would translate to strawberry cream which is also delicious!
CanuckleheadCan
I'm skeptical. Creme fraiche doesn't taste like strawberries. It tastes like sour cream.
murphyland
I have a bias because I love sour cream! Strawberries and creme fraiche is also pretty dynamite.
EcstaticBagel
#4 Andy Bernard?
ActualCannibalShia
I don't think he plays banjo. Besides April brought a Halloween sound effects track when she gave birth.
CaptainPicardsFish
Wrong series.
Gufysk8er
That's Andy Dwyer
ActualCannibalShia
-18 points later I realize my mistake
wesski84
The Nard-dog most definitely plays the banjo.
ActualCannibalShia
What is wrong with me? This is the second time this week I've made a fool of myself by misreading a comment.
BanadecCamberbootch
I misread "Safeway" as "Subway" and got close to 250 points out of it. The internet is a strange and wond'rous place.
EcstaticBagel
V1adimirPutin
bongles
Do I have the channel for you
GreedyJungle
I volunteer to be a judge. I only like hamburgers with no vegetables and hot dogs with ketchup and mustard.
Xander4204
I don't like any veggies or any toppings on burgers or hot dogs. And pizza is ok.
ContainedShrim
I dont even like mustard, i can take it from here pal
BurningChaotic
I don't like hot dogs.. I got this
V1adimirPutin
Make sure one of you has some sort of severe allergy