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Apr 6, 2016 11:14 PM
Helles
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rubbarz
Havent played sims in 8 years is the cruelest thing ive done.
FreakoNomicon353
Made the toilet at the center of a giant hedge maze.
tiarali
I once tried to act out the Old Testament in the sims. Got bored after Cain murdered his little brother.
Vinsane
My mom and my sister used to play. I went into each of their towns and killed whatever family was living in this one lot. However I could.
katsublue
I found out that if you try to kill your children and don't have any doors in the place, CPS will poof into your house like a fucking genie
elusiveg
I never played a single sims game, let alone installed one. Except SimAnt, I played the hell out of that in school.
shyriath
Ahhh, SimAnt. Colonize ALL the squares in the name of the Black Ant Empire.
Kuroen
Once I made a person with a normal life, got him a family and made friends with the whole city. After a month in real life doing this (1/2)
Kuroen
I made a giant maze of bushes themed party, invited everyone and burned it, Moved him out of town and did the same to another 2 towns. (2/2)
ordohereticusinquisitor
I surrounded a house in flamingos no one could get to school or work, when the kid was sent to military school he just cried and ran around.
ijustbluthmyself
This one tops them all!
mcperks
This is...inspiring
rezorrand
Mr. Bones wild ride still makes me chuckle. I'm at work... stop!!
orobeast
I want to get off Mr. Bones Wild Ride!
OriginalPartyWolf
And to think we could all be sims in some aliens game. *Que X-files music*
twillard
The Old Testament is merely an early post about a Sims game.
UhmIcantThinkOfOne
Well how many gravestones does it take to bang death?
DeltaBladeX
I just make my sim pet a skunk constantly while he cries
derpsypie
I made a prison, trapped like 9 sims in there. They were all constantly exhausted and forced to paint. thoose who didnt paint was executed.
derpsypie
Then when they had all died i got more prisoners and after a while the entire city was empty. So it was kinda like a concentration camp.
ConfessionBare
TL;DR people are fucked up, of course the holocaust happened.
bufferkiller
I played it once, for 20 minutes, then I turned it off went to the kitchen; but I forgot what I was there for, so I walked around the block.
DoIFrustrateYou
Try typing rosebud a few times. Should be lucrative for you. Best of luck.
bufferkiller
Thank you, good human.
Pyschonoob
you're being controlled by a person, seek help to release yourself from this video game
bufferkiller
Do you know any 9's that would help me?
MissSpaceFace
One summer, I played it so much, that once I had to go for a pee break and when I saw the toilet I thought "Use". Took a break after that.
bufferkiller
When someone asks me the time or date, I look down and to the right instinctively before responding or looking at my watch or phone.
Kittybitters
My beautiful Sims couple had the worst luck with producing cute kids, so I drowned the rejects in the pool, all 14. :( I sold their urns.
CMcAwesomeville
What the hell. Having sex with the mother, dragons,... Last time I played the sims it was revolutionary to enter another street.
Howdoilife
If you haven't burned a house to the ground and killed all the inhabitants then you haven't truly played The Sims
DontmindmeImjustwritingcomments
This makes me sad as a casual:(
cincodemaya
You may not know how to do life, but you sure as hell know how to play The Sims
DAMMITSTOPSTEALINGMYFAVORITEUSERNAMES
I thought I was alone! <3 my sisters always questioned why I was starting new families... They knew.
Gawky
tried getting all women pregnant and only having my guy live for ever, slowly replacing all the towns inhabitants with my decendants
MrRandom314159
I did once get bored and trapped eight people in the family in 1x1 rooms next to each other, with windows. So they would die with each other
StabbyMcMurder
I have actually tried to burn the house down and drown my Sims but it takes too long and I just give up.
jennycone
Put a fire place in the house and leave the fire going it eventually gets out of control
shinagami091
My sim would become wealthy by marrying the rich ones and then killing them off. Rinse and repeat
kanemano
I played it for a while then realized that I should be doing all the things that my sims were doing, cleaning the dishes and going to work
Staggard
Go for a swim
kangarooaddict
Locked a child Sim in a glass room with his father's grave. The room was right by the bus stop so the kids on the bus could see him mourn.
ShitSampleFiend
I once made my Sim get a job working for the government.
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reallysmoothcriminal
sick fuck
nuplsstahp
http://imgur.com/PXtjcVz
acatwhisperer
easy there satan
ThoughtfulSatan
No. Don't tell me how to live me life
craftinscrap
this comment had me LOLing
Hooray4Everything
I played this game the way it was designed. Now I feel like I've missed out on so much :(
OldMate84
You have oh descent person over there!
schlabbalappen
used to do photo stories of my sims' life like natasha, who started with a husband and 4 kids, but soon decided she wants to taste the 1/2
schlabbalappen
sweet single life again, so she murdered them one by one and had affairs with everyone. the captions were pretty funny for a 11 y/o.
drunkenbuffoon
We need chinman.
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Shadowmurloc02
I have wondered has anyone renacted the Holocaust yet in any Sims game?
Letstwerkthisout
1/? My friends and I played a game we called "Sims Survivor" where we made a ton of people and trapped them in a room with a few essentials
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2/? and then put it on fast forward, occasionally taking away a toilet, or bed, or shower until they started dying. The ones we didn't like,
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3/? we'd trap in a pool with steps so they'd drown. Whoever survived for giant mansion and their dream life b
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HPWombat
There is no popup saying you kill too many sims. I'm actually pretty sure that several of these are just "wouldn't it be funny if" scenarios
Ricepen
If all sims die in the active household you will get a popup. At least in Sims 2.
Imca
You sure? Because I am pretty sure I remember getting that popup... and that's not my story. ._.;
HPWombat
Particularly because the swimming sims death only works for Sims 1 and 2. In Sims 3 and 4 they climb out the side of the pool like normal.
Domehammer
That is why you build a fence like a normal person.
PandraPierva
Was fun doing that though in the first sims game
fleursdelys
Not if you force them to swim in the middle of the pool evrytime they try to go out. Killed a child in the city's public pool like that once
sharptongue
Well this doesn't say that they are limited to a certain version. It's just "in the sims"
MasterLagger
Not if you build walls
JacksonsDaddy
Hey guys, I found the serial killer
xRAINxOFxBLOODx
I made a lesbian (actually bi-sexual, I guess) married couple and had them go around town and bang men behind the other wife's back. (cont)
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Eventually, they started getting caught by other love interests, and the enraged ex would then go and try to steal the newspaper. (cont)
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I started putting the newspaper in a fenced in 'cemetery' on the property as soon as I got it. Whenever someone went for it, I locked (cont)
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them in until they died. One of the sims that stole the paper was MY SIM (my husband banged one of em). I tried to keep to my word (cont)
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and lock myself in until I died, but I never did...eventually I had to let myself go free.