Mirbus2000
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Wine is good, but god is great. Fml.
Cool front page! Evidently there's a first time for everything. Hope you had a less shamefull Christmas :)
Thanks for all the comments <3
lawideas
Butthole mode activated.
AleksandrBlazkowicz
Is it wrong to say it sounds better in Arabic?
therealhoward
Screw them all these religious Fanatics were drunk coming up with the BS
hardytardigrade
Well, you slept it off. They woke up the same.
acousmaticnobody
Wine is god technically so youre fine.
sarkonas
Drink responsibly, kids https://imgur.com/3OK8FaX
EvolveCT9A
Reminds me of a Family Guy episode
worldwithintheuniverse
God is great, beer is good, and people are crazy (only know that song from a road trip when only country stations played)
TrevorfromGTA5ismyalterego
1 Timothy 5:23, Psalm 104:15...feel free to quote these to them :)
FBKatB3TAdotcom
do it again,churchy people are the most hypocritacal arseholes around. go out enjoy yourself be yourself,not who they say you should be
Megarith
So did you have unprotected sex with them or did you partake in a human sacrifice? Which is it?
Mirbus2000
First unprotected sex and then sacrifice
WillemHellfire
Wine is fine, but Whiskey's quicker.
flavivsaetivs
Ha you just did it when you're drunk. I do it when I'm sober! "Oh really, I know Koine Greek, let's see what that word actually means..."
DemonKiller44
Not as bad as getting drunk at a father in law whose parents were alcholics
C141Clay
She tardigoned
HisMajestySirCamTheHam
You turned into a butthole?
Laika0050
It's a tardigrade, you uncultured swine
Mirbus2000
Yes
onlycommentoldposts
Shit must come out.
Coolbacca
"Here's mud in your eye" must take on an entirely different meaning with you...
thelostfaith
Story time
Onlyhereforthelaughs
Can I fuck it?
GigaBite9000
Yes.exe
Gamerboy11116
The single most prominently asked question on the Internet.
aKaiAppears
Onlyhereforthelaughs
Alright, -30, let's see how deep this rabbit hole goes. notenoughspace.jpg
Onlyhereforthelaughs
-62, continue drilling!
shutuppayoufaceyoustupidaguy
Those churchy types are so judgemental.
bigbootybigfoot
There's no alcohol at my family functions, I'm pretty sure the in-laws encourage getting drunk. The Christmas game has pudding shots built-i
Usernamerarelyrelevant
Man those *generalization* are so *stereotype*. Go to church every Sunday and I'm not judging anyone here, ok maybe a few things in UserSub
LaughOrDieTrying
It’s called moral licensing. They feel more moral and, so, allow themselves to look down on others. Same thing happens with racism
missmaryMACKMACKMACK
Christmas 2017 quote: "GOOD Christians don't drink," after accepting my gift of top shelf bourbon, her favorite. :/
McGreed
Just take it and say "Ah glad you said it, I didn't want you to go to hell for this... this thing at least"
BoredAndAlone
He says on a website made for judging content from other people
BlakeTortilla
everyone's judgemental. aint just religious people
shutuppayoufaceyoustupidaguy
Haha, two downvotes by judgemental churchy types. Point made.
shutuppayoufaceyoustupidaguy
7 downvotes by judgemental assholes.
ThaiMaiShu
Every type of person is judgemental about something
fromthemiddleofnowhere
Did they judge you for drinking or did you say something?
Mirbus2000
Not really , I was the only one drunk and I just was ashamed, pretty much for no reason
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anon4444
Whoa, watch where you tip that fedora, buddy.
excetera
I always have drinking regret. Have accepted this is part of the experience and drink when I want anyway
CaptSweatpants
The first miracle Jesus performed was to turn a bunch of water into wine to keep the party bumpin'. Buddy Christ is fine with wine, no shame
SgtFatAss
glovelyday
You're converting to Islam?
Mirbus2000
No no, just really embarrassed. And they're Christians
glovelyday
I was referring to your cartoon "burka".
FBKatB3TAdotcom
be yourself not who they want you to be,they got the religions dont mean you have to be like tham
Mirbus2000
Cartoon by the good ol' C. Cassandra.
zenoshogun
Something about this particular one feel like a super well drawn Hyperbole and a Half though.
Sureletsgowiththat
It's the shading, I think. Much more solid than usual.
KOBK
Literally no one calls her that or has ever called her that
yourpalBuddyChrist
My friends confused by what the joke is. Can someone explain it?
halkeye
Something something Elon Musk said he was never called ol musky or something #totallynotvague
MrMemethief
+1 to balance out the people who didn’t get it
DadofImgur
This comment is underrated.
Mirbus2000
I have now
lesteros
the joke made me giggle but.. this "nobody calls me that" thing is silly. He just have been told someone does. Its not a matter of choice.
CatBlaster5000
lesteros: https://imgur.com/P7aXH5q
lesteros
I do it for free. My business model is crap