owlturd.

Aug 12, 2016 2:14 PM

Lamarzipan

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Cocaine

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Owlturd is my least favorite comic strip, it romances weakness in human character and makes virtue out of the ordinary and easy.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Woah? WTF is Woah? Noah's brother?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Currently on the front page

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

What about the G types?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

NEVER STOP

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

@CarlyJeanne

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is me before and after coffee, no joke, caffeine does wonders.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I would be type B and one of my coworkers is type A. I'm always running around all stressed while he's like "yo.chill". It's interesting

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is exactly my wife and I. I'm. B+ and she's A-

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I prefer to smell the burning plant matter. But we have to bag our leaves now...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm personally a type F personality

9 years ago | Likes 104 Dislikes 3

Type A here who litters her conversation with Type F speech

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The type a/b personality theory was developed with funding from the tobacco industry. Check it out on Wikipedia

9 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 2

"developed with funding from" is very different from "developed by," "developed for," and "developed to."

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Yes. Yes it is.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"Check it out on wikipedia" you can do better sourcing than that, I believe in you.

9 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 1

I'm on my phone

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Check it out on wikipedia, scroll to the bottom AND READ THE GODDAMN SOURCES. It's almost like it tries to be reliable when it comes to that

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

All the personality tests say I'm a type A but I've gone trhough life acting like a type B...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Now I can just imagine a person studying hours into the night for just the right "chillax" stance

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Still perfectin' my chillin' for the way that I'm sittin'

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This made my day. Literally. Went from down here _ to - here.

9 years ago | Likes 231 Dislikes 4

__ WELL MINE WENT TO HERE CAUSE IM THE RAISING MY DAY CHAMPION!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Go for the full em dash next time —

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I hope you get ¯ by end of the day bud

9 years ago | Likes 100 Dislikes 0

I'm over ¯ and you guys are over -. Maybe even _. SCREW YOU GUYS, I'M GOING HOME!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

H-how??

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That is truly the most positive thing I have ever seen on the internet.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

What is this sorcery

9 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 1

An overscore

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

OverSorcery?

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

Burn the OverSorcerer!!

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I Googled "opposite of underscore" and copy pasted it. I'm not as cool as it may seem :(

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Fuck that other guy, I FOUND YOUR SECRET!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No one will read this far down. Your secret is safe with me.

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

"no one will read this far down." We'll this is awkward.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0