LollipopFromHell
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The shortest Bull Fight ever
" Thats the last time you're waving that red thing at me..."
Nov 13, 2018 3:37 PM
LollipopFromHell
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" Thats the last time you're waving that red thing at me..."
Bret1T
I always root for the bull. I also like the way the gets blasted off that dudes head.
buuumped
Love when these happen
perspirationisastinkycologne
sonofathousandmountains
So satisfying. Fuck bullfighting
DeathAnGravity
I hear American fighting bulls have it pretty good. They get to buck cowboys and beat up clowns.
MarkODonovan
I hope he fuking died, I despise bull fighting, serves him right.
Jhkaun
HAHA!! In your face! :D HAHA!!
ArtemisArtemisArtemisArtemisArtemis
I really hope the bullfighter died.
Phokingphattastic
ProbablyJustBacon
ThePornhubTitle
ROBOTvsMAN
Uno! Dos! *POOF* He was gone without a Tres!
xPaird
the dramatic touch this scene requires was given by the rolling hat
zipsline4
I think it was his shoe
Phischstaebchen
I accidently read "rolling head".... uhm
capsaicinheat
i love it when the bull wins
kkanne20
stupid, stupid people
DicksmackMcgee
"You were supposed to run at the cape." -dead guy
andreikbd
Wishing he dead. I hate this f****n display of fake manhood.
GhostHessian
AtsaMattaForYou
Diesel71
Player 2 has entered the game.......
YouAndYourRottenCabbage
+1 for the bull -1000 for mankind making this a "sport"
sha13
FWIW, boxing too
cliomhsolas
Think this is the non stabby version of it
sargassoQuadrilateral
Ritualized animal torture, Spain loves it. Read about their treatment of galgos (Spanish greyhounds). To this day, when they are done...
sargassoQuadrilateral
using them for hunting, they hang them by the necks so their feet barely touch the ground and they slowly suffocate. Fuck those people
blokeno79
"Spain loves it", nope. "Some people do", there, I fixed it for you. Salu2
sargassoQuadrilateral
That’s fair. But those “some people” seem to be tolerated more than they would be in most other developed countries
bringbakfirefly
Good. Fuck him.
cesarballonizquierdo365
Y tu puta madre también, infeliz.
ImNotActuallyEvilAfterAll
Go fuck at hat, Pedro.
Razielight
I hope bulls gets super smart till the point where they keep killing those people every time ...maybe then they'll put an end to this"sport"
sargassoQuadrilateral
“Sport” = ritualized animal torture
TheGalacticLeprechaunwithtinynipples
I say make it fair. Give the torrero a sword at most, no other guys on horses, no weakening the bull. The sport will die out in a year.
bookwormfromspain
I am against bullfights, but believe me, it was never meant to be a sport. It's more like watching a play where characters actually die.
bookwormfromspain
*Not that I have ever seen one or ever will.
TheGreatBlueHeron
But actors in a play get to choose to be in the play. Bulls don't get a choice.
bookwormfromspain
Good point. My comment was about it being called a "sport" or "fight" in English
bookwormfromspain
Sports newspapers don't cover them. It's in the arts section, amongst museum openings and movie reviews. Awful.
TheGreatBlueHeron
Whoa. Interesting.
ElCapitanBarbarossa
Please say this is real
Whatsname
August 2017. It was the last bull of the night. Guy survived but was badly injured.
MyBrainIsPlastiDipped
This is real.
PutThePRNDLinD
BossPat
Golden ??
maninthedarkness
That was honestly the single moment in the movie he wasn't a schmuck. I was all "DAMN." ...and then he went back to being a schmuck.
BeccaBeccaBoBecca
And as we’ve all learned, schmuck means dick.
maninthedarkness
Yes. But saying schmuck is funner.
BeccaBeccaBoBecca
Oh no doubt! Putz is good too.
maninthedarkness
Everybody should realize the power of such words....
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woopwooppulloverdatasstoofat
I never feel sorry for matadors that get injured tbh
cesarballonizquierdo365
Pues lo que tú y gente como tú piense, me toca los cojones, imbécil.
ImNotActuallyEvilAfterAll
Go learn a language and fuck your hat, Pedro.
pimt665
Durr durr I sound more intelligent in Spanish even though I like watching animals being tortured. Well go be a bullfighter and die
cesarballonizquierdo365
Si no sabes algo, aprende antes de rebuznar. Es un consejo que quizás te sirva.
pimt665
Exactly, learn English.
cesarballonizquierdo365
No estoy opinando del inglés sino de tu estúpido comentario. Aprende a leer.
syntaxxor
What....what did he think was gonna happen?
dagg3r
He dodged the bull. Its photoshop
TakeTheStairs
You've never seen bull fighting before?
VernonLamb
I don't know but he ain't thinking about a damn thing now.
HsuDoNihm
Obligatory: FAAAAAAAAKE!
HsuDoNihm
No seriously, here's the real one (note the hindquarters of the bull)
grantborgens127001
I like it when the bull wins
MagikarpsSplashWasSuperEffective
He would trick the bull into chasing the cape, look brave and powerful to the audience, and get laid
Rheios
Also probably stab the bull, so, y'know, turnabout's fair play.
lv3Wizard
TheS4ndm4n
Well, technically... He got laid.
HowAreWeAliveIfWeAreMadeOutOfThingsThatAreDead
To rest
NotEven0nce
The fuck out
Cheerfulinsanity
Laid out
ElbowDeepInAPoliceState
Possibly in a morgue
ElbowDeepinaTinyOctopus
I went to a bullfight as a teen on a "cultural" trip to Mexico. It's hard to understate the brutality and fundamental unfairness of padded
ElbowDeepinaTinyOctopus
cavalry with special spears stabbing a bull repeatedly to tire it out before the Matador finally exhausts it enough for the coup de grace.
cesarballonizquierdo365
¡Vaya análisis! Profundo, ¿eh? ¿Y te has descerebrado al hacerlo?
ImNotActuallyEvilAfterAll
How about using the language the rest of us are? Go fuck your hat, Pedro.
cesarballonizquierdo365
Porque "el resto" serás tú, imbécil. Yo hablo español.
LinkinPiper
Not done yet!
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ChronoKitty
Maximum effort!
battery1979
Did he take out the matador and then launch into the stands?
DarthFluffyBottom
LEEEEEROOOOOOOOOY MMMMMJEEEEENKINSSSSSSS
iamkarlpilkington
Sic 'em!
MotherFukaJonez
Geronimo mother fucker!
jackske101
Pajarito! (That’s the bull’s name)
patobarrera
I don’t think its the same
edasm
Red shirt!
gablestout
Brown pants!
edasm
Hahahaha!!!!
MistaSkizzem
Fuck +1
battery1979
I had no idea bovines were that agile.
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TheS4ndm4n
Neither did they....
CheesyHero
Jinx!! Now neither of you can post until someone tags you...
ToasterDent
Bull: "Fuck All Y'all!"
MrGinn
I wonder how many people shut their pants
F242
countless
FutureHylian
Given theyre in public im hoping they all did
DutchymcDutchface
God damn it
MrGinn
Auto corrected. Ugh
EveryGOPAccusationIsActuallyAnAdmission
A wonderful auto correct imo
thelordalmightydog
Fact time: bulls are actually colour blind and it's the act of waving something in front of them that causes the charge not the colour of th
GreenYawgmoth
The color red is used because it hides the blood if you get clipped.
thelordalmightydog
/a/JiEbHij
ElbowDeepinaTinyOctopus
fun fact - if you right click that image and select "copy image address", you get the following, which displays when moused over:
ElbowDeepinaTinyOctopus
LigLuryJr
Or the blood from the mutilated bulls
thelordalmightydog
e sheet
FiftyShadesOfCauliflower
Bovines are dichromatic. For humans, this would constitute a form of color blindness. For bovines (like most mammals), it's perfectly normal
HsuDoNihm
Some bulls are completely blind. They're kinda boring.
DeeDoubleYu
E sheet to you too sir
HsuDoNihm
Fuck, I've got C. I'm in the wrong key.
Gaiashining
What causes them to charge is being kept blindfolded and tortured for a week before the ‘fight’. They charge towards the light because they<
Gaiashining
< think they are getting free.
Gaiashining
https://www.facebook.com/KeepTheFoxHuntBan/photos/a.692470487530396/1752596068184494/?type=3
ElbowdeepinElmo
Honestly, I don't quite trust that source as it's a sensationalist-style facebook post. No idea if the info is wrong but the page is shady.
IvanWestenbrug
Did I watch somebody die
Whatsname
Nope, bullfighter got his shit beaten but survived after hours of surgery.
HappyOutsideDeadInside
Shhh. Let me dream...
ImNotActuallyEvilAfterAll
I hope so.
Frodosynthisis
now you have
ChallengerDeep
That's some angry beef, brah.
Caramster
Did not die. "...doctors revealed that he had been pierced four times, twice in the neck and the other two through his jaw."
FiftyShadesOfCauliflower
Damn. Why can't their horns be longer :\
Frodosynthisis
lucky
Razielight
hopefully, I dont think those people that abuses bulls like this deserves to live anyway.
Merovean
my thoughts as well, there's degrees of cruel shit, and this is proof that sometimes people DON'T evolve.
PaperCastle
Person hater I hope more ppl that wish other ppl deaths die also
ThisUsernameWasntTakenIGuess
i see what you did there
princessdogface
As a caring bull owner, I support this message.
FeelMoreLikeIdoRightNowThanIdidAwhileAgo
As a caring bull-eater, I don't really care one way or another. Hamburger.
nobblestein
You're dumb.
princessdogface
Oh, I eat lots of beef. Just don’t care to torture them beforehand. PS- bulls are for breeding; steers, cows and heifers are for eating.
FeelMoreLikeIdoRightNowThanIdidAwhileAgo
When bulls die or are no longer breedable, do you bury them, or turn them into food?