Imakeyoulaughlongtime
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When you have neither
Mar 12, 2018 11:49 AM
Imakeyoulaughlongtime
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almagest9101
I have both and the best part is using your fingers on both at the same time
JezusChrizt
I'm confused, is it because your girlfriend is a votlorb?
ARobertHarrison
Yup
Squossifrage
When you think about it, it also says that those who have both always let their girlfriends borrow their gaming PCs.
TheDetox
My pie chart would be all grey. But hey, I'd be happy to share my gaming pc. Just don't get too shocked with all the weeb games I have.
Denamic
My PC is an incredibly personal thing. Don't touch it. I'll stab you.
birthdaybaboon
Just be yourself and talk to them. They'll help you choose the parts, or even build it for you.
KnightStriker
seems legit
ObliqueRay
My philosophy is computers are like toothbrushes. Get your own.
milliekk
Mine would be better than his anyway (:
Crombrumbo
I don't have the money for either
teakasaurus
You only need money for a PC. I’m a cheap date, No cash required, just your soul.
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REVENGE488
This is accurate
ZeKiller
SterlingScarab
Well life just kinda sucks for you man
stormtroopr1977
That's a weird looking Polandball
Xionis
Drunk Poland is happy Poland.
fuJaS
It says a lot about me as a person that I don't feel bad for you about the GF but I'm like ah man I hope you get a PC soon.
BeeCups
I have two of one of those and none of the other. Did I mess up?
CasuallyImguring
I guess I am on the line as well.
Marstony
Op,you mean reasons why they do not have a PC gaming!
ILikePunsMoreOrLessThanYouDo
Hashtag same, buddy
JMcDank
These are actually two very solid reasons.
FluffyPajamaPants
Also, why the FUCK is this a pie chart?
barbarianchick
Option 3: because I'm using it and she has her own.
risiblewilbury123456
i feel like the grey half is bigger than the red half
HairyPicklePuller
Pretty sure it is.
Andalite
I just got one after never having one, and honestly, my life is so much better. I talk to my friends more, I make conversation with other
Andalite
people now, I'm just happier in general. But my bank account is definitely suffering. I've bought so much since the day I got her. I still
Andalite
love my Predator laptop though
teakasaurus
I’m still not sure if you just got a gaming PC or a girlfriend, but I’m happy for you regardless
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Andalite
But... I said Predator laptop at the end
Squossifrage
So your girlfriend is a predator, and you let her sit in your lap... story checks out
jomama64
I still shake my head over the fact that the moment I get a gaming PC I get a full time job that requires me to be at a pc 24/7 1/2
jomama64
And the last thing I want to do after getting home from work is to sit in front of my PC.
GandalfTheHay
Lol same. I just make sure two things: (1) my home PC is better than work, (2) my home office and desk are nicer than work. If I don't sit
GandalfTheHay
down and immediately think "ahh, this is nice," I know I need to get out and do something else haha.
BillShatner2
Both can be a drain on your wallet
REVENGE488
One drains your balls, both drain your wallet
walutschi
As long as you don't wife her ...
Shewy92
You know you can watch porn on the computer right
Katalliaan
With the right mods, you can even do it in your favorite games.
FromNowOnIAmEvilAbed
because of internet history: 100%
banjokaboom
If you use your gaming PC for wanking, you'll surely catch one of them computer viruses.
Slashenaar
Hey, if she wants to go and learn shit that's on her.
CaptainQuarkk
Just man up and tell her you like porn.
romicra88
Ext HD and a decent antivirus keeps that from being a problem
Rankop
Don't you have a porn rig?
DaveWesh
Lol no, just use an RDP wrapper to unlock the remote desktop server on any non-pro windows and RDP into a hidden user on localhost
metalfoto
Because 1 TB of porn??
teakasaurus
That’s what user profiles are for
FromNowOnIAmEvilAbed
wait... Why does everyone link 'internet history' with porn? Porn would be the least of my problems.
Unspookable
What insufferable swine would let that God forsaken filth exist in the glorious treasure that is a gaming pc?
Badoop
My mind replaced "God forsaken" with "God's foreskin" and I can't stop laughing.
janoomar311
That says a lot about you
tablecat
What do I have three monitors for, if not for porn?
HungrehHippo
1. Game 2. Browser 3. Communication (discord, TS3) ....
HungrehHippo
If you have 4 monitors you have the budget to stream so 4. Streaming services 5. Security cameras around the house/place
tablecat
Eh, monitors are cheap if bought used.
bongles
iwillgiveyou20
Thats why i have an ipad so my computer doesnt go sideways
QlimaxUK
whats a computer
tablecat
You're really bad at watching porn, if you actually feel like you're risking your computer going sideways.
RepostFromLastWeek
I feel like my gaming/work PC becomes filthy just by looking at porn on it. So I don't.
tablecat
wtf
sorrycannotbraintoday
Incognito, my good sir
thorkun
incognito, vpn, ublock etc.
bongles
Fun tip, you can set your ad blocker to work in incognito mode to protect yourself from those terrible pornsite ads
sorrycannotbraintoday
Then how are we to find those sexy singles in our area looking for us?
Howitgumstochewfivefeels
I actually don't have anything in my search history that I am ashamed of. (Yes, I want a medal)
donutjudgeme
I didn’t until my mom did a search for micropenis.
thorkun
That just means you hid it well. In any case +1 sir.
Howitgumstochewfivefeels
Hid what well?
thorkun
*wink*
Anonaru
Option 3: I built her a gaming pc of her own so we could both play.. Then wifed her :D
butlerfetish
I need an Option 3 in my life.
indricotherium
Anonaru
LordofGoats
I can see myself using this option in the coming years.
WoopDeFrickenDoo
How's it feel to be hated by me from a long distance?
Anonaru
Haha, we're lucky people sometimes :)
Placentaur
Oh hey my bf did the same. Should I be expecting a proposal?
Anonaru
One can only hope, finding somebody who loves the stuff you're into as much as you do is precious
Jack0d
And then the whole bus cheered. And Obama was there shaking hands with people.
Anonaru
Isn't this normally said towards unlikely or unbelievable stories? If so, my wife's literally playing Witcher 3 on her pc right now lol
Jack0d
This just sounded like a humblebrag. Ofc it's quite likely that women also enjoy one of the most popular past times out there.
Anonaru
I won't lie, it was a bit of a brag, but just to be funny haha
AleksandrBlazkowicz
This is how you do it! the cost of gpus and ram these days tho
KingZullu
An option is to buy it at these prices and mine cryptos.
AleksandrBlazkowicz
Not even, you won't make a profit unless you invest a solid chunk
Fahargo
Friend invest 3 grand. Makes about 300 a month. It's getting worse every month though
bustrpoindextr
But what about electricity costs
DeTobiasch
Does he mine Bitcoin or Monero or something else?
AleksandrBlazkowicz
Its already too late on just about anything because the skyrocketing price of hardware keeps making it worse, your friend is a selfish ass
Gorzine
That sounds like the most expensive option
PickIeRick
And most fun!
Anonaru
Dual income no children is a glorious thing
loopersurfer
Me and my gf are avid gamers, the hard part is finding a couple to hang out with that both have gaming interests.
Anonaru
We managed to stumble across two such couples over the years, damn lucky haha