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Fighter
So this fighers maximum altitude is at 11km...
Bomber
Whilst this bombers maximum altitude is at 8.5km...
Why does the fighter have a higher maximum altitude than the bomber?
RecentlyChangedMyName
Omg, this is good.
HotShotHaley
oooh... I get it.
IseeallofthesepeoplewithlongusernamesandIdecidedtotryitout
haaaaaaa It's funny because masturbation.
SubtleYetDaring
Ah, Jennifinger Handiston!
DCAthlete
i totally clicked past this, then 4 picks later had to come back cos i figured it out haha nice! +100
craiga35
+1 for right hand.
Phantomgraph
Harry Palmer :p
retrohellix
Good for you to save that picture just for this joke, it was quite handy.
Shenkman
+1 ALWAYS fo The Walking Dead
thehumanflea
It looks like a man's...oh, I get it.
drocktapiff
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8v29vnlO51rd377ao1_400.gif
TrustMeImTheDoctor
I got to this episode not too long after seeing this post. I laughed at all the wrong moments.
ch1potle
You. You guy, you. This is clever!
aaronwoolley1
Oh you date Jill too?
notsowitty
Spot on, spot on
julesderamablam
haha wow actually lol'd at this one
TylerOllendorf
* slow clap*
insanemaestro
Handgelina Joilee? Palmela Handerson? Come on guys, we can do this!
GBMaker
"Rosie Palm and her five sisters."
donmcc
Let's give her a big hand ... oh, wait.
VeronaMaycumber21
woww this is a unique photography !
SquirrelintheWorld
Gotta hand it to her, she pulled it off nicely. +1 for me.
s1l3ntw1ng
+1 just for saying +1 for me. The equivalent of liking your own facebook post. LOL
MindRape
also equivalent to using ur left hand to control ur right hand to jack urself off
charisma
Doesn't matter, hand sex.
TehSticc
She looks awfully similar to mine.
ianpaschal
Double date time! ...oh ....wait.... maybe not.
TehSticc
You'd have to get me pretty drunk, and even then it could get weird
housev1l
Nice one, OP! Let's give him a hand!
KittyPaul
I thought the caption said GIF, and i sat here way to long trying to see where it was moving.
fallingup39
I'm not the only one!
jcal
Good ol Rosie Palms.
primooptimoso
All the hand jokes and I haven't yet seen one that says: "*Wanking dead, Mr. President" ?
charlottethedog
Thats pretty funny because we all know you cant date a hand but you are insinuating that she gave you high fives and held hands a lot.
Queenoftheupvotecastle
thats so cool! what's her name? Pamela Hand-erson? Andrea Jack-son?
mrgaytastic
handy moore?
ColonelNasty
its actually spelled Palm-ela Handerson
rickim24
mitch connor?
HueJanus
Handalf the Gay.
Brotoscope
Palmela*, Mr. President.
Funks132
Manuela, she's hispanic.
reallyhardtocome
Andrea Jacks-off
RyoukoSama
Handgelina Jolie?
IAmNoTree
Jennifer Handiston? Wrist-ina Aguilera? Fistin Stewart? Fingerid Bergman? Knuckle Kidman?
LetsPlayNoahSays
I think you mean Handrea Jack-son.
gabeswagner
Scarlett Johandson.
IllBeNicerIfYoullBeSmarter
Wristina Fapperton
Amet
Very punny my friend
TardigradesAreNotFromSpace
Her name was Jill.
BRRTTCNLN
Palmela Handerson*
thepantslessman
you mean Palm-ela Hand-erson?
jdaly41
Handja jolee
PhilipJFryfromHoveringSquidWorld97A
I didn't get the picture until I read your comment. It has been a long day.
dogfrost9
Rosie Palm? Miss Michigan?
FirstWorldAnarchist
miss michigan, now thats clever
hugohugoyeayea
I don't get Miss Michigan.
dogfrost9
Look at this: http://www.rpoaonline.org/uploads/Page_Templates/michigan.gif
dogfrost9
Now look at this: http://wikitravel.org/upload/en/thumb/6/67/Michigan.png/200px-Michigan.png
BeardUp
Took me way too long to get this. +1 my friend.
ThreeTomatoesAreWalkingDownTheStreet
Had to ask my room mate for help.. brilliant.
SirAwesomeTheJth
I thought it was a dark-humored masturbation joke.
ksadauskas
I had even clicked on to the next image. Then I got it and I had to back track to upvote.
JeepFreak1941
I just want to thank you again for your support to my comment. You are a true Imgurian.
BeardUp
Thanks everyone for all the up votes and comments. I hate the notoriety images but just 'leveled up" due to this thread. Thanks!
ImgurIDisgay
You're welcome ;)
youretackyandihateyou
Ha. Hahahahaha. I get it.
MacheteDontText
I had to search 'Jill' to understand this, I merely explained the picture and caption to my boyfriend and he got it. Men.
istolemylittlebrosusername
I didn't know there was something to get until I read your comment and then it still took me way too long to get it. +1 to you!
rainbowunicornsocks
I wouldn't have gotten it at all if not for your comment =D
mbennett233
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-b9UaxICDFkw/UFaE26RBjRI/AAAAAAAAAuw/EG90wwosqHk/s1600/ohhhh.gif
AndImAllOutOfGum
I thought she was there but they edited all of her except for her hand...
dbrsong
I still think that. What it is? I'm lost
flamingflamingo
I thought the same thing at first.
MirandasaurusRex
Same as these fellows....I didn't get it until I read your comment. Thanks :)
SmallTeddyBear
For those you dont understand. Look up 'jill' on urbandictionary. Took me a few hours...
BugEyedFatWalrus
I prefer to call it Palmela Handerson
yaycobdean
OHhhhhhhhhhhhhh frik I am ashamed for not getting that right away. Of all people I should be the one to know *sniff*
flamingflamingo
"Jill" did it for me, thank you. Man I am dumb.
dbrsong
Still don't get it?
TrustMeImTheDoctor
I didn't know there was something to get until I saw this. +1 to you!
idkwtfimdoingwithmylife
i wouldnt have got it if i didnt look at the comment either .. +1
howmuchwoodcouldawoodchuckchuckifawoodchuckcouldchuckwood
i still don't get it
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howmuchwoodcouldawoodchuckchuckifawoodchuckcouldchuckwood
i even went to urban dictionary and looked up jill. NOT very illuminating. maybe they're joking that the hand is their masturbation hand?
FrostyRogue
hand... like masturbation! because he doesn't have a real girlfriend.
howmuchwoodcouldawoodchuckchuckifawoodchuckcouldchuckwood
then why the direction to search for "jill" in urban dictionary?
FrostyRogue
Hold up your right hand... your fingers spell "Jill!"