F*** me

Mar 21, 2023 8:09 AM

KikkiHiiriFin

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I've been working like crazy and this was supposed to be my reward for it. But no, said this one. I give up.

This is the truth of parenting. All plans are dependent on whether other parents sent their kids to school when sick.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Just hear me out- how much do you trust & resent your parents?

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Oh no :( I hope your kid gets better! Norovirus is *awful*

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hubby got it at a New Year's party w/70+ of our friends. I didn't get it. Over 75% of attendees were down within 24 hrs. Unforgettable!

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

When one person gets it, the whole family gets it

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh you just got that?? I had it twice 2 weeks ago

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I stopped planning shit or trying to be happy, shit just doesn't work out. Can't even get a day off or sleep (dont even have kids lmao)

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm so sorry. I hope you can reschedule. Call in your village to assist.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's a shitty situation :(

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Have kids they said…. Haven’t had a vacation in 4yrs now

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Just recovered from this. It was fucking terrible. Good luck, get Gatorade.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Oof, Including covid and nearly losing a leg, norovirus is the worst I've ever felt. Hope your kid feels better.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

this was our house 3 weeks ago.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well see, that’s why you don’t have kids

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 4

...well.....shit..... (Norovirus is nasty. My dad had it about 10yrs ago. Literally knocked 7 shades out of him)

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

One of our twins came down with chickenpox just as we arrived at our beach vacation. I stayed with her mostly watching movies and staying in

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dude I got it last month and I still haven't recovered. Good luck to you and yours

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

wouldn;t going without the kid be even more of reward???

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Noro is definitely wrecking havoc right now, I was mid fishing trip when a friend got it bad. Drove myself home thinking I'd get it

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

My sister got it last week.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My friends kids got it then like 12 hours later they got it. They said it didnt last long but damn what a couple of horrible hours.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Kids- not even once.

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 5

This is especially harsh considering your last post.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh yeah. Not wanting kids ever is the one tangentially positive thing about my terminal lonliness.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My cabin trip last weekend just cost me a new transmission and a rental car.

3 years ago | Likes 75 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why not pay in cash?

3 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Wash hands!! Wash hands!! Wash hands!! Knobs, switches, levers, fridge door, chair backs, phones. Use those alcohol wipes! I'm serious.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Alcohol wipes and hand sanitizers do not kill noro- only bleach and hot soapy water

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Leave some food on the floor and set out some newspaper. Kid'll be fine! /s

3 years ago | Likes 188 Dislikes 1

Yes. Don't let it keep you back.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

3 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

As a childless person I assume this is the correct thing to do.

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

*snorts birth control even tho Im gay and a dude*

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Noronyourown virus am I right!?

3 years ago | Likes 58 Dislikes 1

Im upvoting this pun!

3 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I didn't realize I was using a pun, I was just drunk!

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Good luck. Noro is the fucking pits. Family got it a few times over past 2 winters, got to the point that I can ID it from the chills.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Doesn't having it give immunity for some three years?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Shrug. All I know is we got it one year, doctor said noro. Next year, same exact symptoms, same chills, same vomit and weak stomach.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ouch. Unlucky enough to get different strains in short order, then.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Is the money Just gone, or can you get a refund or sell the trip to someone else?

3 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 2

It's gone, but the biggest issue is my work schedule. Next holiday is in october. And don't get me wrong, I'm poor AF.

3 years ago | Likes 60 Dislikes 1

This was just something I've waited and worked through bull**it to get it.

3 years ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 1

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3 years ago (deleted Mar 21, 2023 2:30 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

I’m so sorry OP. This REALLY sucks. I can’t imagine how disappointed you must be. I hope your kid heals quickly too. 😢

3 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 0

As someone who had norovirus a few years back, my sympathies to your kid. That was an unfathomable nightmare.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We had it a couple weeks ago. Fortunately, our symptoms were staggered, but still had to keep a bucket by the toilet for a week.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

OOOF. Around hour 7 of butt-pissing in the toilet while puking into the bathtub, I began to wonder if this was just my life now. It's unfun.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Me: “It’s been eight hours since I needed to run to the bathroom. I’ll have some Pedialyte.” My intestines: “And I took that personally.”

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh yes. I remember thinking "I'm stable... this is a good chance to drink fluids to lubricate things for when they start up in 5 minutes!"

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Kudos, friend, for passing through the eye of the needle. It was a harrowing experience few can understand.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I hope you have multiple bathrooms/garbage cans.Because my experience tells me it's probably going to get much worse. You have my sympathy.

3 years ago | Likes 326 Dislikes 0

Had it last week. Still can’t eat much, and it ruined my taste for coffee. Was weak for days. Godspeed, my friend.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Had Noro 2 months ago... ended up in hospital. I'm otherwise healthy but I passed out and couldn't stand on my own

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Weather's warming up, just put some netting over the back yard to keep the hawks and coyotes out, and free-range him for a couple of weeks.

3 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

And your own washer/drier.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Had noro one year at new years, I swear to god that was the closest I've ever felt to dying, and I was a relatively fit 28yo

3 years ago | Likes 96 Dislikes 0

I had one years ago and lost 11 pounds overnight. (I’m a big guy so it wasn’t life threatening). Sit on toilet, bucket on lap, wish for ☠️

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Had it 2 weeks ago, and I actually did get close to dying due to dehydration in less than 12 hours. Had a fun hospital stay for a few days.

3 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

I lost 10 lbs in fluids, roughly 4% of my body weight. Pedialyte saved me. lol

3 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Had it right on top of bad Corona infection. Didn't leave the bed for anything other than the toilet for 2 weeks.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Had Norovirus when I was 21. At one point I actually begged for death.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Same. The pain was so intense

3 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

We got that the first week my 6month old went to daycare...

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

We are so lucky the peak of illness was staggered first us so we could take turns taking care of patient x. The worst

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A year ago, my toddler had it. I ended up taking her to the children's hospital. Then I caught it. Then my preschooler. So so so terrible.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Got it at 24. Couldn't keep even water down for about a day and a half. I was so damned thirsty from it I kept trying to drink.

3 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I had to just take tiny, tiny sips and even then I'd often be dry heaving not long after. Lost 7 pounds that week

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Woof. Thankfully the brunt of my symptoms only lasted a day and a half.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Norovirus is spread primarily by droplets. If you wanna avoid it, wear a good quality mask (N95 or better) around someone vomiting and (1)

3 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

clean high contact surfaces with bleach. Also, get used to lowering the toilet seat before flushing to prevent the spread of droplets (2)

3 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

there too. You should do that anyway but it helps here. I know these aren't always practical around a kid, since you're often running to (3)

3 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

put a bucket under their face, but for adults at least, it's good advice. (4)

3 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I thought Mythbusters proved that closing the lid doesn't really help? (I still always close mine lol)

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I would say the amount of spray varies drastically depending on the mechanism of the toilet. Some public toilets splash metres away!

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sucks to have kids huh. This is precisely the reason why I will never have children. Okay one of many reasons. Sucks to be you

3 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 10

Oh would you shut up? I don't want kids either but adults get sick too, could have just as easily been their partner or someone else.

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Hey, this is one of the few times in their entire lives they’ll ever get to be smug.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Quite a bit to be smug about. Survived the military. Full disabled. Woohoo, do you want my cookie? GTFOH

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

And they could have fallen and broken her leg as well. What is and what is not does not matter here. It sucks the kid is sick. Why should I

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Care that someone's not getting to go on vacation? Must be nice to have the ability. Must be a rough life. GTFO

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

So you're jealous that someone, after working their ass off for a vacation, could get one? Nice worker solidarity there dickhead.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I'm not a worker anymore fuck head. I'm a 100% service connected permanent and total disabled combat veteran. If you can afford a vacation

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Have some empathy you git.

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I'm not going to empathize someone whining about going on vacation or not going on vacation. That idea can suck a dick. However, I do feel

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

For the individual who is sick. Want to maintain your freedom as best you can? Don't have children.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

And yet, they already have a child. So you just look like a jerk.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Well it sucks that they did the basic things that mammals know how to do. Too many people want cookies for procreation. Sadly no cookies

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm not having kids. I also don't think people should just get accolades. But the point was about empathy. You don't need kids to do that.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

When my kids get any kind of vomiting or diarrhea disease, no matter how careful, I always seem to get it too. Knocking on wood for you.

3 years ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 0

Norovirus survives hand sanitizer. It can only be killed by bleach on surfaces, or removed from hands using soap and water.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Whose wood?

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Her husband’s wood, hopefully

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Your own wood, with vomit and diarrhea

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Norovirus is VERY contagious in close quarters.

3 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

S'why you wear a mask any time someone with it is sick and while cleaning up the remains. No droplets, no spread.

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Depending on the age of the kid, a mask might not be possible. A friend had a kid during the pandemic and the kid completely lost his mind->

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yup. And all they want is to lie on top of you anyway. Comes with the job, I guess.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

->any time his mom tried to wear a mask.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Damn, these anti-maskers start early now.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Has to be an N95, then.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's not that it "has to", per se. Masks can't be thought of as an invincible, impermeable barrier. It's more that they extend the time (1)

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

you can be in the presence of infected people before you have a statistically reasonable likelihood of acquiring the infection. If you (2)

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0