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The Nicolas Cage prank
So my brother thinks Nicolas Cage is a big d-bag. We have a history of pranking each other in ridiculous ways, so my gf and I came up with the idea.....
Cutting begins...
MFW finished cutting 1000+ Nicolas Cage's stupid face
Starting in the entryway, we covered his family photo's faces with NC
Annoying NC's in the bathroom
Random places...
He couldn't work out why the remote wasn't working. We had wrapped the batteries in tape as well
Filled every sock and placed them back in draws
More random places...
He hasn't found these ones yet
There are hundreds of Faces he is yet to find hidden throughout his house, some that aren't shown in photos are: Covering the laser on his computer mouse, filled inside the mailbox plus more that I can't reveal in case he sees this post!
HarvesterOfFeti
You the real fucking MVP!
dietcokeandbraincancer
the cheese slices killed me.
ImInnocentISwear
Can you put a pdf of the sheets you used... so I can do this? Please?
Blastergv9
+1 for the length and effort you put in to this OP
WillieTheGroundskeeper
Prank? This is an improvement
themaz
The cheese slices had me howling +1
dsurik
NOOO NOT THE CHEESE AHSDECNEIHEIUCHNE
rtolmie
Khal Nicholas
RugmiIsHere
I don't understand this Nicolas Cage stuff.
whittyjj
As the wife caught in the crossfire of this prank I would like to say that the prank was in all SUPER hilarious!
HauntedSpit
Nice touch using the "Raising Arizona" era NC on the diaper. Deep man, deep. +1
TyphinSkunk
I was hoping someone else would see that too. ^_^
namelesscynic
Why does he think "Nicolas Cage is a big d-bag"? Did he meet him?
M0bius01
You evil bastard! I like you.
WhenInDoubtC4
I admire your dedication, OP
YouWereMythTaken
This is true dedication. +1
DeanSledgehammer
Post the source files for those prints! My roommate is away this weekend, perfect opportunity for this.
dildonics
Seriously I need this. Life at work is way too boring.
Timbo57
We used Blu Tack to stick his face on the photos. And yes, we opened each frame and put him over the actual pictures faces
Tilden
Doesn't that ruin the photos?
ZoranKnight
I think your brother should buy some new socks...
Ladybug007
This is fucking brilliant!!
speakhands
The TV remote one is truly brilliant.
CopperViking
Shouldn't have taped the batteries though. Then he wouldn't notice it before they run out in a few months
OhManIHopeIDontGetOneOfThoseLongUsernames
Exactly, the batteries would have died a couple years later, he would have forgotten completely and BAM, Nicage strikes again.
bobsheadthreateningly
No, that's the brilliance. He'll think he got them all and go to change the batteries and be like "@(@*!"
airandfingers
But.. since OP taped the batteries, her brother already found that Nic Cage. Not taping them would've had the effect you described.
RainbowMcFuzzy
This is amazing.
Hamsterdentist
Maheigo
This is terrifying....
crashtestzombie
shame on your brother for not buying nicholas cage-free eggs.
SamHatesJam
I wouldn't even be mad. That's impressive
EltonChong
You should only buy free range eggs.. cage chickens are tortured
BuckOhNine
That's epic. Nicolas Cage Eggs. Classic.
HerrSchwartz
Hilarity ensues.
Winterous
That one makes me sad, because it's such a cruel industry :(
RetConMan
Yep, lost it at Nicolas Cage Eggs
GoAndAskTheMilkman
I prefer my eggs Cage-free.
darkultra
I prefers them ecological, that way the hens laying them can even walk outside and get some sun.
dirtmop
There it is. Had to drill down pretty far too find it n
protonjon
But not Nic Cage-free
Airbornespore
That is one fucked up sock.
sawnofforc
I don't get it
BrendanDufftronic
It should have been binned a long time ago
Airbornespore
That socks has seen some shit. It is wore out!
hunnhimk
I was waiting for the sock comment!
datcord
Thanks. Now I'm having flashbacks to when the girlfriend put Karl Urban's scowling face on everything I owned. She called it "Urban Sprawl."
Groznek
Ohhh, that's AWFUL. I love it.
datcord
I was finding them for WEEKS. This was over a year ago and I found one YESTERDAY. Hidden in things, under things, on the back of things...
1stLtObvious
No jury would convict.
datcord
EVERYTHING. In my shoes. On my deodorant. Leering at me from above the bed. Inside my books. Inside dishes. ON EVERY KEY OF MY KEYBOARD.
Petitepal
I think I need to be friends with your girlfriend.
datcord
Will you be one of those good, boring friends that act as a voice of restraint? Or one of the bad ones who "has to move away" suddenly?
merchantloup
instead of blurring peoples faces on the internet and tv can we just make them all Nic Cage fases now?
Sirioswh40k
same with private parts
Iunderstoodthatreference
no more asking; it's now a thing
IAmNicolasCage
I approve.
blypa
I am all for this.
marylovesbigdipper
its like google can read your mind.
andybrice
Can we use image recognition to find the best angle/expression match for each frame from a database of Nicolas Cage faces?
TheLocalLandfill
yes, yes we can
Taylurker
I strongly support this suggestion.
TheNicolasCage
I approve
discus
Fases!!! FASES!! Goddammit is that so hard to spell?
stevetehpirate
Absolute brilliance.
merrykarilou
i second that emotion
jc75
yes. let's make this happen!!
finespunflesh
I want to see this for magazines too, where celebrities blur their kids faces.
thefallenangel3
Totally read it as feces at first.
SirFishPudding
http://feelingcagey.com/
Newthoenikker
from a legal standpoint, wouldnt you have to get NC's permission to use his likeness for the people who wouldnt?
Dickwilloughbybybbyyb
*phases
merchantloup
im just as surprised as you i got this many upvotes with a spelling mistake.
RomeoSniper
I really can't tell if the internet hates Nic Cage or worships him.
TheGreenFairy
Neither can the internet.
onestreet
Nicholas Cage, good or bad?
TheNicolasCage
Worship, I am a god
lotusgold733
Yes, we do.
Pharya
reddit.com/r/onetruegod
srtxf
Yes
Brettholomeul
I love The Cage.
IAmNewHere
I want them to be afraid of how much they love me.
KittyAthene
Both.
jtriangle
Yes.
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konumura
nov
monkeyseed
Sorry, typing on my phone. Darn predictive text
YASSSSbitchYASSSS
Por que no los dos?
RomeoSniper
SOCKS
OptimusPants
You're a wonderful person.
AShortTanker
Nice username.
shubaka17
Look who's talking
gryffindarkbreed
For what no the two? I don't think you're as good with spanish as you think you are.
grimertop90
Do you not know that "por que" is used identically to "why" in Spanish? I don't think *you're* as good with Spanish as "you" think you are.
AmericanAirlines
why did you put "you" in quotation marks
Telecastr
It's "Why not both/Why not the two". Don 't be a dumbass, and translate it literally.
TomAtofromPalletTown
I just want to say, THIS is how you do a prank. NOT any of that punching people and then running away, or throwing milk on the ground BS.
Wherewasthelastplaceyousawit
All of these posts are "Back in my day, a prank was painting a 3 on your grandaddys prize pig, then gittin' the belt fer it!"
stutteringbob
Those other things are not even pranks though. A prank is supposed to be lighthearted and between friends and/or acquaintances.
GrimmThistle
I think the word(s) for most of those other things is assault & battery.
UltimateFanBoy
YES. THANK YOU.
GrimmThistle
Agreed, pranks should be funny, possibly annoying or frustrating, but nothing permanently damaging to persons or irreplaceable property.
YeastLord
1000+ Nicolas Cage faces is not without permanent damages.
kreyll
Primarily psychological.
GemsAreOutrageousTrulyTrulyTrulyOutrageous
There are two kinds of people in this world... @GrimmThistle and @wasababy
Barkers87
When my dad retired his office gathered whole-punchings for weeks, then took the keys to his car and filled the airvents with them (1/2)
RhymeWithoutAPoet
... I actually googled what 'whole-punchings' were, before realising you meant 'hole-punchings'. I am dreading tomorrow's hangover.
Barkers87
Damnit. It's my phone making a fool of me again. I'm a stickler for good spelling/grammar. Apologies.
GR3453m0nk3y
I really don't know why someone downvoted you. I brought it back to it's starting point for you.
Barkers87
Probably for the typo on hole-punchings*
Barkers87
On his last day. After a sad farewell, he got in and started the car - poof! He becomes a snowglobe.
nacko
They said he could be anything...