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Can't say it not a toy for the whole family to enjoy...
Jan 19, 2017 3:04 PM
madscotsboy
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Can't say it not a toy for the whole family to enjoy...
ImaginedGrunt5
I'm over here crying from laughing. Thank you
JessiKitty29
Holy shit...
RaZorwiresc2
I don't believe any of this. Sorry. :|
Lokeen
Wow just wow lol
invaliduserpassword
Bit gay
ThisIsNotYourUsernameIsIt
I was hoping for an ending containing jumper cables.
Tylerisonimgur
Can't tell if OP in story is a guy or girl. I'd be 100x funnier if it was a dude lol
potatohunter77
Florida man almost kills grandma with dong. Click to find out how.
dollinblack
ToastyPeeps
I'm at work, and with a flu, so my voice is deeper then normal. When I laughed, what everyone heard was akin to the devil.
Dunes8
First pic seems to be taken by someone who doesn't know how to printscreen.
ICallPeopleCunts
Time to buy my first one!
ObviouslyNotAnFBISurveillanceVanInYourDriveway
The Peterbilt sentence had me rolling...
jayhawker12
Ok, the Peterbilt part got me when I made the BUHRRRRRRRRRM noise in my head
LukewarmBeans
Worth the read.
ZombieDK
IM DYING, TRYING NOT TO LAUGH AT MY DESK. I don't want anyone to know whats so funny. OMG
thisistricky
Should sound a little like this https://youtu.be/QR7mxihog3k?t=48s
PaulHolioTheGreat
Nanna's got the nasty jam....
sethynvrsleeps
The imagery with the Truck airbrakes is soo great xD
YOTASOTA
The ending Omg
FiddleParadiddleTwiddle
LannistersSendTheirRetards
Lmao I just looked up what sound peterbilt 379 brakes make. Seems like it would be accurate
hallo999
TITANEUM
The whole door situation is extremely weird, but ALL of this is just fucked.
cliffordw0389
Don't bedroom doors typically open inward? Something is fishy about this story.
mediocrejoker
Depends entirely on who fitted them :D
1metalnation
Nah, mine open outward
whoisyourdaddy
Newer homes in the US, yes. Older homes and other countries, whatever the builder wanted to do was fine.
keyblader1985
It's not a hard rule.
AtomicOctothorpe
Pretty sure by code they're supposed to open inward so that first responders can kick down the door if needed or something like that
MADASH3
mine does
ImHereToGetDownvotes
Yes, yes they do. Almost all home doors open inwards due to hinge pin design to keep homeowners in safely, with intruders out. This 1/?
ImHereToGetDownvotes
doesn't apply to closest for understandable reasons. A fun story, but that's all it is. 2/2
Catclicksalot
I say fake
nakedfeet
No way.
temujin9
So? I come here for funny, not factual updates. Do you have some stake in whether it's real?
Snowden2020
Of course it's fake! All dildo's are
Catclicksalot
Isn't latex natural though? :p
PrincessDonaldTrumpBANNED
Everything is natural. Humans are part of nature, so our plastic is a natural by product of animal nature
thornmallow
Wow.. Sherlock Holmes himself on imgur. What a time to be alive.
LannistersSendTheirRetards
Sometimes I sarcastically post stuff like he did so people think I'm an idiot. I hope that's the case here
RunningBackwardsThroughACornFieldNaked
Im so glad i happened to see your username
Catclicksalot
It is the case :p
bigbossapplesauce
For those to lazy to read there is no dildo in grandma just some serious butt hurt
akvgergo
...And for those with a grandma fetish: http://imgur.com/kL7UVLG
ashipthatshipsshippingships
A shame. There's always r/gilf
TristonCarter
Feelsbadman
EnjoysFuzzyTingleTime
You're doing the people a great service. Thank you.
notthatdrunk
Yet
dollinblack
Spoiler
ashipthatshipsshippingships
Nooooooooooo
ThatGuyWhoJustCommentsAndGetsPointsFromIt
keyblader1985
Buttdevastation
motherfuckingdickbutt
Analdevistision
alenfishman
nevermasterbatewiththemusicturnedupbecauseyoumightnothearpeoplecominghome
TheDeanofLean
Devastation.
Boredashell
Peterbilt.
TeenageMutantPowerRanger
Paramedics
AshKnight1
SquiggleBerries
Prolapsed-anal-heart-attack
TaterLord
thisistheinternetimheretotellliesandarguewithstrangers
How do I go about saving this for later use?
ThatGuyWhoJustCommentsAndGetsPointsFromIt
You can go here: http://imgur.com/h4yt6 Favourite it and then copy and paste the URL and type .gif at the end whenever you need to use it.
thisistheinternetimheretotellliesandarguewithstrangers
But I can't. It opens in a small window only.
ThatGuyWhoJustCommentsAndGetsPointsFromIt
Yeah you type in .gif in the comment area. That way it'll show up as a gif in the comments.
thisistheinternetimheretotellliesandarguewithstrangers
http://imgur.com/h4yt6.gif