Best story I've read in ages...

Jan 19, 2017 3:04 PM

madscotsboy

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Can't say it not a toy for the whole family to enjoy...

I'm over here crying from laughing. Thank you

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Holy shit...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't believe any of this. Sorry. :|

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wow just wow lol

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bit gay

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was hoping for an ending containing jumper cables.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Can't tell if OP in story is a guy or girl. I'd be 100x funnier if it was a dude lol

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Florida man almost kills grandma with dong. Click to find out how.

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I'm at work, and with a flu, so my voice is deeper then normal. When I laughed, what everyone heard was akin to the devil.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

First pic seems to be taken by someone who doesn't know how to printscreen.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Time to buy my first one!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The Peterbilt sentence had me rolling...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ok, the Peterbilt part got me when I made the BUHRRRRRRRRRM noise in my head

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Worth the read.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

IM DYING, TRYING NOT TO LAUGH AT MY DESK. I don't want anyone to know whats so funny. OMG

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Should sound a little like this https://youtu.be/QR7mxihog3k?t=48s

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Nanna's got the nasty jam....

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The imagery with the Truck airbrakes is soo great xD

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The ending Omg

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Lmao I just looked up what sound peterbilt 379 brakes make. Seems like it would be accurate

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The whole door situation is extremely weird, but ALL of this is just fucked.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Don't bedroom doors typically open inward? Something is fishy about this story.

9 years ago | Likes 71 Dislikes 11

Depends entirely on who fitted them :D

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nah, mine open outward

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

Newer homes in the US, yes. Older homes and other countries, whatever the builder wanted to do was fine.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

It's not a hard rule.

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Pretty sure by code they're supposed to open inward so that first responders can kick down the door if needed or something like that

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

mine does

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes, yes they do. Almost all home doors open inwards due to hinge pin design to keep homeowners in safely, with intruders out. This 1/?

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 4

doesn't apply to closest for understandable reasons. A fun story, but that's all it is. 2/2

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

I say fake

9 years ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 16

No way.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So? I come here for funny, not factual updates. Do you have some stake in whether it's real?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Of course it's fake! All dildo's are

9 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 0

Isn't latex natural though? :p

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Everything is natural. Humans are part of nature, so our plastic is a natural by product of animal nature

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wow.. Sherlock Holmes himself on imgur. What a time to be alive.

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 2

Sometimes I sarcastically post stuff like he did so people think I'm an idiot. I hope that's the case here

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Im so glad i happened to see your username

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It is the case :p

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

For those to lazy to read there is no dildo in grandma just some serious butt hurt

9 years ago | Likes 408 Dislikes 1

...And for those with a grandma fetish: http://imgur.com/kL7UVLG

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

A shame. There's always r/gilf

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Feelsbadman

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

You're doing the people a great service. Thank you.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yet

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Spoiler

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Nooooooooooo

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Buttdevastation

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Analdevistision

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nevermasterbatewiththemusicturnedupbecauseyoumightnothearpeoplecominghome

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Devastation.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Peterbilt.

9 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

Paramedics

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Prolapsed-anal-heart-attack

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How do I go about saving this for later use?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You can go here: http://imgur.com/h4yt6 Favourite it and then copy and paste the URL and type .gif at the end whenever you need to use it.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But I can't. It opens in a small window only.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah you type in .gif in the comment area. That way it'll show up as a gif in the comments.

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