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Sauce: John Mulaney, Kid Gorgeous at Radio City, on Netflix
Whycantsocietiesliveinpeace
@ElbowDeepInAHorse
candiedcereus
The horse should have a slightly bigger horse to take care of it. Like dogs with horses
konelhft
Why is he doing stand up when he should be busy saving Central City?
enigmasck
My girlfriend now pets my hair patches and calls me monkey man.... thanks mulaney
candiedhotdogs
Of course you did you big stupid fucking horse.
mcbotulism
WHAT'S NEW, PUSSYCAT
MarkRavingMad
it's not unusual
DeviantDamsel
Favorite bit.
ChromeBadger
I smell a robot... Prove! Prove you aren't a robot!
FondantHype
Look at these wiggly letters!
gigaimpact
STREET SMARTS!
ObliqueRay
I'm a simple man, I see Trump, I post this
Axises
Buttery males.
ImJohnGalt
I don’t much care for these new nazis, and you can quote me on that.
Deathwing777
His part on college had me on the floor laughing so hard
thesupersonic
As a Literature graduate, that hit too close to home
andywinds
I gave you more money than the Civil War cost, AND YOU SPENT IT ALL READY?
HarleyQuiznos
“Hey it’s college! Remember?” And I say “Why yes of course.”
Opikun
Guy looks like Barry Allen from the flash
falconca
There you are... a comment I was looking for.
Samsquantch82
darkchiron
I have a great deal of appreciation for the correct spelling of "loose".
PowayMermaid
Caught this exact 'horse' set of his live in L.A. when I was still super depressed about the election. Now Mulaney is my favorite comedian.
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
“You know, for years scientists have wondered if you can make grown men and women weep tears of joy by playing Tom Jones’s It’s Not Unusual”
NothingRhymesWithClockworkOrange
Man this guy really hates horses.
BarryAllensSole
But, a really great analogy ha
dullguava
Yeah, what an asshole.
MundaneFinality
Only when they dont watch over their dogs.
NerdN1
Hey, horses can be entertaining, but they don't belong in a hospital.
Psymon100
Horsepital?
koops
RepublicofTexa
"Man, Pam really hates Monster Mash..."
NothingRhymesWithClockworkOrange
ssyoda2
"That's like getting a horse to watch your dog. 'Here's the # of where we'll be staying. Here's the dog food. And you're a horse. Shshsh"
OurFloridaLife
They've never spoken.
Hayatev3
Should build a wall to keep them out.
TheBlackWindHowls
https://vimeo.com/267873811
IMayOrMayNotHaveTroubleFindingAndOrChoosingAUsername
Fucking thank you. - PSA: it helps to write 'source:' so that it is easier to search for exactly that. Especially when not a Youtube link
TheBlackWindHowls
Good point. And there were plenty of YouTube links on it, but none seemed to contain this actual bit in high quality, only later on Colbert.
userfriendly19777
sambooki
https://imgur.com/7PvUsKd
Netsmile
As of now we have 132 downvoters who have voted for Tr- I mean opened the door to the horse
Vaanhalen
Zweihander01
He has a bit about how he's very gay, but somehow not actually gay. "Like they forgot to put that part in at the factory" I think it goes
elephantwasher
"He is going to be a very strange person."
Vaanhalen
"the gays" could be that gay. And during a standup no less! He deserves a gay medal of honor
Ryebread91
Street smarts!
JasonDoodle
why is the Flash telling jokes?
smashpro1
So he doesn't cry.
pancreas
My name is Barry Allen, and I am the funniest man alive.
Sonicdahedgie
This season, he's setting a record for the "wrongest man alive."
MyBloodPressureDontLie
ikindafail
... I see the resemblance, but on the off chance you're serious, The Flash is Grant Gustin. :P
JasonDoodle
yeah when i saw the thumbnail before i went to the page and I was like...Barry??
ydwyrd
I've always thought he looks like he could be Grant Gustin's weird brother.
WillaSue
I'd love to come across a comedian that isn't obsessed with Trump. The topic is so exhausting at this point.
pancreas
Hey, I was a Trump supporter (not sure if I still am), but even I found this funny.
XAMANDER
I'd love to come across a Trump supporter who doesn't throw a fit and start bitching everytime someone makes fun of the pres.
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XAMANDER
Not a Trump supporter? So says the guy with nothing but rightwing bitching in all his comments. This post made you butthurt. Deal with it.
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WillaSue
Moneybiscuits
And the horse demands adulation from everyone for simply not entirely destroying the hospital.
NotACanadian
And then after a year and a half of this horse in the hospital, talks begin of letting a zebra in to make up for it.
kitkatkelly
destroying the hospital yet*
TrikStari
As opposed to a different horse demanding adulation for the genitalia it was born with.
TrikStari
Can we simply stop letting horses in?
GreenYawgmoth
while in the process of totally destroying the hospital.
BeerMaven
Which is disappointing since he promised to destroy the hospital before going in.
cangarejos
It's a beautiful horse. Believe me. All people said there is not horse like him. It's the best at horsing
Undrave
Yeah but does it tastes like raisins?
NZSheeps
"Grab them by the pony"
RedLetterMediaReactionGifs
Canofminus
& at the grand opening of the new ER all he wants to talk about his how he walked into the hospital and an impossible amount of ppl clapped
AluminumCucumbers
Plot twist: This was written in 2008...
GriffithTheHero
It would be a monkey in that case /s
CyborgScribe
And yet somehow that /s didn't save you from people downvoting your pointless racism. Go figure.
GriffithTheHero
It was a joke and at least 5 other people liked it. But to be fair, trump would be an orangutan, not a horse
azazyel
Mulaney is probably one of the best comics around right now. Even his appearances on talk shows are amazing.
shuttlecockinakumquat
He's trash.
DirectorBright
His 'the one thing you can't replace' story is my favorite comedy story.
JimmySmits
It's old but I still listen to his "What's New Pussycat?" bit every couple months and laugh til I can't breathe every time.
JubeiSama
I remember folks saying the same about Louis C.K., I just hope he stays scandal free, I'll keep my fingers crossed
DirkNurple
we all knew that Louie was a conflicted pervert with demons in his closet. He told us constantly. What he did isn’t Cosby status. I’m not 1/
DirkNurple
Going to wipe him from my memory. 2/2
IGIVEUPCHOOSEMYNAMEFORME
Have you seen him with Cardi B? It was like a human meeting an alien for the first time. I need a series of him meeting celebrities.
CoffeeTrampTossBitch
He and nick Kroll were on Conan last night and it was awesome
ExileonDaytonStreet
He’s absolutely brilliant at filling in the details when he tells a joke.
grandmathinksimsatan
Check out Bert kreischer, I rarely laugh at any comic because I’m a dry person but I smirked a few times listening to him
aFadingMemory
Him, Ari Saffir and Gary Gulman are my favorite modern comedians.
ronpopeil
Nah. Nowhere close.
BiggestofBears
He's been my favorite stand up since the "what's new pussycat" skit from his comedy Central special. Saw him live. He's amazing.
StatisticallyInsignificantCanadian
Salt & Pepper Diner! My personal favorite is "the one thing"
TheOvy
I keep being told that, but... Dave Chapelle's Netflix specials put tears in my eyes, I laughed so hard. Mulaney made me slightly chuckle.
DirkNurple
Dave is next level. He deserves the mark Twain award.
ikindafail
Everyone's different. I used to love Bo Burnham, now I don't think he's funny. But all my friends love him more than ever.
DamageAndJoy
mulaney has reached master status alongside currents like burr & oswalt who also have never released a subpar album or special.
AlucardsJojoReference
Eh, Burr's last outing on Netflix was no where near his previous specials. Those I can (and have) watched over and over.
D2BK
I’ve seen him 3 or 4 times at comedy cellar in NYC.. he’s there all the time.. never not funny.. and always has new material.. I agree!
DirkNurple
Mulaney is on track to reach master status. For now, he’s just on the council.
abadgerwithatroubledpastandnothinglefttolose
Had fallon interviewed cardi b alone, for instance, it would have been really awkward. John mulaney helped that interaction quite a bit.
xxjes
Man she seemed dumb like a brick in that interview
ZaWithDude
I wanna say something really snide how that's probably her more than everyone knows, but I don't know.
Skizzlesnap
Seemed?
butttrumpet
"probably one of the best" minimally committal endorsements are my favorite
azazyel
Well I can name quite a few better ones but this guy really took me by surprise. The "The Oh, Hello Show" was amazing.
missbelled
Oh, Hello is so fucking fantastic. You have to be familiar with theater since it’s mostly lampshading that, but my word, it does it well.
butttrumpet
definitely very good. super polished routine. just different than like a casual bit by Bill Burr or CK. i think he is great though.
Imadudefromokc
STREET SMART!!!
NotOnRexManningDay
J.J. Bittenbinder! And, OMG, he is real https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/J._J._Bittenbinder
BurlRavenscroft
You want my money? GO GET IT!
OverthoughtUnderedited
Dad, can I have a silver money clip and a 50 dollar bill?
yoonese
I saw this at random far too often, always makes me laugh
SleeperXib
Oh Gawd damn, I remember having to go to things like that when I was a kid.
CoffeeTrampTossBitch
Officer Brian BITTENbinder
CoffeeTrampTossBitch
Oh wait no, JJ
woobboomooboo
“When you get kidnaped”
asrai86
Not if... WHEN
Joec0ld
*WHEN* you get abducted....
ChanclaSurvivor
not IF but WHEN lol. hilarious bit right there
MaverickTama
U gotta throw em off balance. Break their rhythm.
Joec0ld
Street smart!
01010011a
This is a great set for those who haven't seen it. All his stuff is good, in fact.
Canchocolatejustletmefinish
Except his short lived sitcom. It was god awful.
Finisheachotherssandwiches
I think he’s fantastic but I did notice he recycled some material from his first stand up special and hilarity for charity.
Valgov291
STREET SMARTS!
monimoomo
That whole bit was hysterical
ScrooblyDoobles
I liked his other special a lot, but I couldn’t really get into this one. Felt a little off somehow.
Tuushi
Same here. Always loved everything he did and i couldnt get into this one.
BillHaleyandHisBANNEDComments2
just watched it all... its good... I'm an instant fan. and as a black man, i'm disappointed and shocked he is not gay
BarryAllensSole
He talks about that in his other specials. haha "God had all the ingredients for a gay guy but forgot to mark me as gay on the way out"
adoration0x
The bit about the jukebox when he was young is pure gold pressed latinum
HiPuddin
krapmyself
I agree.
WhatDidGuyFieriEverDoToYou
What's new pussycat?!
TotallyHappyCustomer
I've already watched this standup 3 times.
JeffwiththeNukes
I liked "new in town" better
qwijybo
I'm new in town and it gets worse.
AjitPai
too much tuna
MaladaptedMedic
Saw the last 2 John Mulaney specials live; He just really tickles my funny bone
captaingrump
Kid Gorgeous is so great. It's awesome to see him getting better at what he does.
BarryAllensSole
IMO <-- read that multiple times first. I didn't think it was as funny as his old stuff.
Mack1986
I love his standuo and interviews. His Broadway show on Netflix is pretty awful
AmetrineArts
Except for that sitcom he had a few years ago. That was a bit of a misstep.
adoration0x
It's the curse of the stand up comedian. They try to take stand up and turn it in to sitcom and 9/10 it falls flat
dedradawn
monimoomo
God can’t hear you!
thatjohndenverwasfullofsht
Thank you stranger, I will watch this.
CoffeeTrampTossBitch
He's my favorite comedian. He was on Conan last night with nick Kroll and he hilarious
Alcoholistheanswer
His bit on the Salt and Pepper Diner is my favorite.
Miridarna
I came in to say just that
SergeantTerryJeffords
GAAAAHHHDAAMMIT *SLAMS FISTS ON TABLE*
GdSvThQn
It's close between that and his "new in town" bit for me.
XIIV13C100111
His Delta airlines bit always gets me
dissykurosu
We are Delta Airlines! And life is a fucking nightmare!
MyNameIsUnfortunatelyJeff
BWAAAAAAH! WHATS NEW PUSSYCAT?!
SequoiaHughes
whoa-oh
WackyPaki
You mean "why buy the cow" bit. My wife loves that bit as much as i do.
ThrowAwayAcct0000
As someone who's mother literally said that shit when I lived with my boyfriend before marrying him, I love that bit.
The8obman
Great special but it really threw me at the end when he admitted to smoking cocaine. Little whiplash there.
01010011a
Yeah I think his addiction issues (mentioned in previous specials) were no joke. Good to see that he's gotten that all worked out.
CongratsYouAreHereNow
i'm afraid i don't take your meaning. are you saying it was shocking, or that it made you retrospectively not like the set because you are
CongratsYouAreHereNow
now disappointed in him
CharlieBush
He or she meant shocking.
CongratsYouAreHereNow
Are you 100% sure? Because I demand accuracy
MufinMcFlufin
I gotta ask about your username. Why Sa?
01010011a
It was originally just S but some places didn't allow usernames with only numbers so I added the "a" out of frustration and it stuck.
MufinMcFlufin
Ah gotcha. Makes sense. My username, I used to constantly swap with how many F's were in my name until I saw sites flagging me for "muff"
01010011a
Lmao that's a much better story!
InTheDistanceAPlaintiveEnglishHorn
SAUCE?!
ChromeBadger
This set is on Netflix, John Mulaney in Radio City
01010011a
It's on Netflix. Just out. Heavily promoted. Mentioned specifically by the OP in the OP.
manifestcrackers
There's a question that only black out drunks and Urkel can ask. "Did I...do. that.?"
CongratsYouAreHereNow
One feels like a duck, when splashing around in all this wet; and when one feels like a duck... ONE IS HAPPY!
MaverickTama
Oooh! Ducklings!
CongratsYouAreHereNow
This guy/gal gets it
DeanOMiite
BECAUSE ITS THE ONE THING YOU CANT REPLACE
LivesInThe90s
Whispers: why do you do this?
DeanOMiite
How fucked up is that??
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