It's like there's a horse, loose in a hospital

May 16, 2018 6:14 PM

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Sauce: John Mulaney, Kid Gorgeous at Radio City, on Netflix

@ElbowDeepInAHorse

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

The horse should have a slightly bigger horse to take care of it. Like dogs with horses

7 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 3

Why is he doing stand up when he should be busy saving Central City?

7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

My girlfriend now pets my hair patches and calls me monkey man.... thanks mulaney

7 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 2

Of course you did you big stupid fucking horse.

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

WHAT'S NEW, PUSSYCAT

7 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 0

it's not unusual

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Favorite bit.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I smell a robot... Prove! Prove you aren't a robot!

7 years ago | Likes 56 Dislikes 2

Look at these wiggly letters!

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

STREET SMARTS!

7 years ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 2

I'm a simple man, I see Trump, I post this

7 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 16

Buttery males.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I don’t much care for these new nazis, and you can quote me on that.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

His part on college had me on the floor laughing so hard

7 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 6

As a Literature graduate, that hit too close to home

7 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

I gave you more money than the Civil War cost, AND YOU SPENT IT ALL READY?

7 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

“Hey it’s college! Remember?” And I say “Why yes of course.”

7 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Guy looks like Barry Allen from the flash

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

There you are... a comment I was looking for.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 1

I have a great deal of appreciation for the correct spelling of "loose".

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Caught this exact 'horse' set of his live in L.A. when I was still super depressed about the election. Now Mulaney is my favorite comedian.

7 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 5

“You know, for years scientists have wondered if you can make grown men and women weep tears of joy by playing Tom Jones’s It’s Not Unusual”

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Man this guy really hates horses.

7 years ago | Likes 676 Dislikes 0

But, a really great analogy ha

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah, what an asshole.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Only when they dont watch over their dogs.

7 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Hey, horses can be entertaining, but they don't belong in a hospital.

7 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

Horsepital?

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

"Man, Pam really hates Monster Mash..."

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"That's like getting a horse to watch your dog. 'Here's the # of where we'll be staying. Here's the dog food. And you're a horse. Shshsh"

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They've never spoken.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Should build a wall to keep them out.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

https://vimeo.com/267873811

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Fucking thank you. - PSA: it helps to write 'source:' so that it is easier to search for exactly that. Especially when not a Youtube link

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Good point. And there were plenty of YouTube links on it, but none seemed to contain this actual bit in high quality, only later on Colbert.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A horse would be a better president!.

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 3

As of now we have 132 downvoters who have voted for Tr- I mean opened the door to the horse

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 6

I know he's married and all, but tell me thats not the gayest image you've ever seen. Not even

7 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

He has a bit about how he's very gay, but somehow not actually gay. "Like they forgot to put that part in at the factory" I think it goes

7 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

"He is going to be a very strange person."

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"the gays" could be that gay. And during a standup no less! He deserves a gay medal of honor

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Street smarts!

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

why is the Flash telling jokes?

7 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 1

So he doesn't cry.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My name is Barry Allen, and I am the funniest man alive.

7 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

This season, he's setting a record for the "wrongest man alive."

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

... I see the resemblance, but on the off chance you're serious, The Flash is Grant Gustin. :P

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

yeah when i saw the thumbnail before i went to the page and I was like...Barry??

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I've always thought he looks like he could be Grant Gustin's weird brother.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'd love to come across a comedian that isn't obsessed with Trump. The topic is so exhausting at this point.

7 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 14

Hey, I was a Trump supporter (not sure if I still am), but even I found this funny.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

I'd love to come across a Trump supporter who doesn't throw a fit and start bitching everytime someone makes fun of the pres.

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 8

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Not a Trump supporter? So says the guy with nothing but rightwing bitching in all his comments. This post made you butthurt. Deal with it.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 5

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7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And the horse demands adulation from everyone for simply not entirely destroying the hospital.

7 years ago | Likes 562 Dislikes 35

And then after a year and a half of this horse in the hospital, talks begin of letting a zebra in to make up for it.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 9

destroying the hospital yet*

7 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 2

As opposed to a different horse demanding adulation for the genitalia it was born with.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can we simply stop letting horses in?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

while in the process of totally destroying the hospital.

7 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 3

Which is disappointing since he promised to destroy the hospital before going in.

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

It's a beautiful horse. Believe me. All people said there is not horse like him. It's the best at horsing

7 years ago | Likes 177 Dislikes 2

Yeah but does it tastes like raisins?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Grab them by the pony"

7 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 1

7 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

& at the grand opening of the new ER all he wants to talk about his how he walked into the hospital and an impossible amount of ppl clapped

7 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 1

Plot twist: This was written in 2008...

7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 7

It would be a monkey in that case /s

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 19

And yet somehow that /s didn't save you from people downvoting your pointless racism. Go figure.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It was a joke and at least 5 other people liked it. But to be fair, trump would be an orangutan, not a horse

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mulaney is probably one of the best comics around right now. Even his appearances on talk shows are amazing.

7 years ago | Likes 986 Dislikes 6

He's trash.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 13

His 'the one thing you can't replace' story is my favorite comedy story.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's old but I still listen to his "What's New Pussycat?" bit every couple months and laugh til I can't breathe every time.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I remember folks saying the same about Louis C.K., I just hope he stays scandal free, I'll keep my fingers crossed

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

we all knew that Louie was a conflicted pervert with demons in his closet. He told us constantly. What he did isn’t Cosby status. I’m not 1/

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Going to wipe him from my memory. 2/2

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Have you seen him with Cardi B? It was like a human meeting an alien for the first time. I need a series of him meeting celebrities.

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

He and nick Kroll were on Conan last night and it was awesome

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He’s absolutely brilliant at filling in the details when he tells a joke.

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Check out Bert kreischer, I rarely laugh at any comic because I’m a dry person but I smirked a few times listening to him

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Him, Ari Saffir and Gary Gulman are my favorite modern comedians.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nah. Nowhere close.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 8

He's been my favorite stand up since the "what's new pussycat" skit from his comedy Central special. Saw him live. He's amazing.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Salt & Pepper Diner! My personal favorite is "the one thing"

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I keep being told that, but... Dave Chapelle's Netflix specials put tears in my eyes, I laughed so hard. Mulaney made me slightly chuckle.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Dave is next level. He deserves the mark Twain award.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Everyone's different. I used to love Bo Burnham, now I don't think he's funny. But all my friends love him more than ever.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

mulaney has reached master status alongside currents like burr & oswalt who also have never released a subpar album or special.

7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Eh, Burr's last outing on Netflix was no where near his previous specials. Those I can (and have) watched over and over.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I’ve seen him 3 or 4 times at comedy cellar in NYC.. he’s there all the time.. never not funny.. and always has new material.. I agree!

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Mulaney is on track to reach master status. For now, he’s just on the council.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Had fallon interviewed cardi b alone, for instance, it would have been really awkward. John mulaney helped that interaction quite a bit.

7 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

Man she seemed dumb like a brick in that interview

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I wanna say something really snide how that's probably her more than everyone knows, but I don't know.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Seemed?

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

"probably one of the best" minimally committal endorsements are my favorite

7 years ago | Likes 116 Dislikes 5

Well I can name quite a few better ones but this guy really took me by surprise. The "The Oh, Hello Show" was amazing.

7 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 2

Oh, Hello is so fucking fantastic. You have to be familiar with theater since it’s mostly lampshading that, but my word, it does it well.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

definitely very good. super polished routine. just different than like a casual bit by Bill Burr or CK. i think he is great though.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

STREET SMART!!!

7 years ago | Likes 335 Dislikes 1

J.J. Bittenbinder! And, OMG, he is real https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/J._J._Bittenbinder

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You want my money? GO GET IT!

7 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Dad, can I have a silver money clip and a 50 dollar bill?

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I saw this at random far too often, always makes me laugh

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Oh Gawd damn, I remember having to go to things like that when I was a kid.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Officer Brian BITTENbinder

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Oh wait no, JJ

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

“When you get kidnaped”

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Not if... WHEN

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*WHEN* you get abducted....

7 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 0

not IF but WHEN lol. hilarious bit right there

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

U gotta throw em off balance. Break their rhythm.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Street smart!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is a great set for those who haven't seen it. All his stuff is good, in fact.

7 years ago | Likes 1719 Dislikes 11

Except his short lived sitcom. It was god awful.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think he’s fantastic but I did notice he recycled some material from his first stand up special and hilarity for charity.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

STREET SMARTS!

7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

That whole bit was hysterical

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I liked his other special a lot, but I couldn’t really get into this one. Felt a little off somehow.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Same here. Always loved everything he did and i couldnt get into this one.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

just watched it all... its good... I'm an instant fan. and as a black man, i'm disappointed and shocked he is not gay

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

He talks about that in his other specials. haha "God had all the ingredients for a gay guy but forgot to mark me as gay on the way out"

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The bit about the jukebox when he was young is pure gold pressed latinum

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I agree.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

What's new pussycat?!

7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I've already watched this standup 3 times.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I liked "new in town" better

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm new in town and it gets worse.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

too much tuna

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Saw the last 2 John Mulaney specials live; He just really tickles my funny bone

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Kid Gorgeous is so great. It's awesome to see him getting better at what he does.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

IMO <-- read that multiple times first. I didn't think it was as funny as his old stuff.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I love his standuo and interviews. His Broadway show on Netflix is pretty awful

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Except for that sitcom he had a few years ago. That was a bit of a misstep.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's the curse of the stand up comedian. They try to take stand up and turn it in to sitcom and 9/10 it falls flat

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

God can’t hear you!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thank you stranger, I will watch this.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He's my favorite comedian. He was on Conan last night with nick Kroll and he hilarious

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

His bit on the Salt and Pepper Diner is my favorite.

7 years ago | Likes 88 Dislikes 1

I came in to say just that

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

GAAAAHHHDAAMMIT *SLAMS FISTS ON TABLE*

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

It's close between that and his "new in town" bit for me.

7 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

His Delta airlines bit always gets me

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

We are Delta Airlines! And life is a fucking nightmare!

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

BWAAAAAAH! WHATS NEW PUSSYCAT?!

7 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

whoa-oh

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You mean "why buy the cow" bit. My wife loves that bit as much as i do.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

As someone who's mother literally said that shit when I lived with my boyfriend before marrying him, I love that bit.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Great special but it really threw me at the end when he admitted to smoking cocaine. Little whiplash there.

7 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 2

Yeah I think his addiction issues (mentioned in previous specials) were no joke. Good to see that he's gotten that all worked out.

7 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

i'm afraid i don't take your meaning. are you saying it was shocking, or that it made you retrospectively not like the set because you are

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

now disappointed in him

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He or she meant shocking.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Are you 100% sure? Because I demand accuracy

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I gotta ask about your username. Why Sa?

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

It was originally just S but some places didn't allow usernames with only numbers so I added the "a" out of frustration and it stuck.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ah gotcha. Makes sense. My username, I used to constantly swap with how many F's were in my name until I saw sites flagging me for "muff"

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lmao that's a much better story!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

SAUCE?!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This set is on Netflix, John Mulaney in Radio City

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's on Netflix. Just out. Heavily promoted. Mentioned specifically by the OP in the OP.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There's a question that only black out drunks and Urkel can ask. "Did I...do. that.?"

7 years ago | Likes 134 Dislikes 0

One feels like a duck, when splashing around in all this wet; and when one feels like a duck... ONE IS HAPPY!

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Oooh! Ducklings!

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

This guy/gal gets it

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

BECAUSE ITS THE ONE THING YOU CANT REPLACE

7 years ago | Likes 65 Dislikes 0

Whispers: why do you do this?

7 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

How fucked up is that??

7 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

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