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GreaseMonkeyOfLove
I’d like a iced caramel vanilla shot hot chocolate to go!
eronth
good point, I should make some hot chocolate.
Redshadow09
#1 Seriously anyone that does hot water and NOT MILK are psychos and should be shunned from society
nwehehehe
it's the middle of summer here, i (somehow) have a cold that has completely disabled my sense of smell & taste... and now i reeeeally want a hot chocolate damnit!!!
Raventhief
You're chocolate milk. I'm a solid block of cheese. We are not the same.
Munchman347
As long as it's got a shot of Bourbon in it I don't care how much heavy cream it's made with...
Ehvilmonkey
Once as a kid i was in private day care and i was served cocoa. I was so exited to get surprise treat until i took my first sip, it was made in water. I will never forget this betrayal and its over 40years ago. Worst thing ever
Snooj
#1 I used to make my hot chocolate with a mug full of cream. Neither of you are even close to me. To younger me. To younger, fatter me. To younger, fatter, and much, much happier me.
koboldesq
Did you know they sell hot chocolate protein powder? Get those gains while being cozy!
huffnpuff72
I very rarely have hot chocolate. Recently it was very cokd, so I made a hot chocolate so I could warm my hands .... the mug was insulated. Hands no warm.
Datozzie
This post was torture being in Australia. Soon my dear Winter...
makalalala
I didn't know people loved hot chocolate so much
Snooj
I almost never go out and buy it because when I do I drink all of it in about a day.
hotaru251
#1 oh? well you are mere hot cocoa w/ milk....I'm a mother fuckin champurrado. We are not the same
hotaru251
p.s. if you havent ever tried one...find someone who makes em as they are crazy good.
DorgEndo
#35 it me! Hot summer yard work. Come inside for a tall water and a hot cocoa nom nom nom
Atlas1990
#1 Either way my mouth is getting burned by chocolatey goodness
TheForegoneConclusion
Simple choice for me
Hot chocolate with milk = diarrhea
Hot chocolate with water = no diarrhea
3HourShower
I've only ever had Hot chocolate made with water. Can't really imagine what it made with milk would taste like
Cruxia13
Better. Creamier. Fuller, if that makes sense. If you happen to be a coffee drinker and have a milk steamer at home, it's even better if you make it that way because it gets a bit of airiness to it.
I disliked hot chocolate growing up because we made it with water and it was bland, but recently started making it with milk and it's my go-to relaxing drink now.
3HourShower
Lol you convinced me! I just ordered a milk steamer. I can't wait.
Canigetbannedagain2
I'm bourbon with frothy milk and chocolate...and homemade smoked cheese. All are welcome here.
modis
#2 the first sip and the last sip of this cup will be wildly different drinks.
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
Snooj
I do not give two fucks what other people drink. That kind of snobbery is so puerile. I save those emotions for people who consume fake maple syrup. How fucking dare they.
Sorrontis
so, what I'm hearing, #1, is that you think I'm hot!
breakingthorns
THIS IS SO FUCKING WHOLESOME!
DidCatchABreak
Abuelita hot cocoa or bust
DarkfireDragon
Is that the kind with cinnamon and chili pepper?
DidCatchABreak
Yes
nowinsituation
I am a cup of too strong cold black coffee several hours old, brewed and forgotten., consumed by a manic person walking by the kitchen counter remembering they were making coffee several hours ago but got distracted, and not wanting to waste it- gulps it down.....we are not the same....thank God...run...run away from me
kriswinters
michiyl
Nutella? Seriously? There are MUCH better alternatives to that sugary stuff ...
Cruxia13
Ok, but number 8 needs to be salted caramel or you're doing it wrong.
Predacane35
If it's hot chocolate, I'll have mostly, boiled water & some, cold milk. If it's cocoa, I'll also add sugar. I'll take marshmallows if they're available, but I don't buy them myself.
LadiesInboxMeYourInsecurities
Just classic milk and chocolate for me thanks.
peridotstar
Another simple way to alter it if you're feeling fancy, is if you have special coffee creamer you can put some of that in. Kind of a neat thing to experiment with now and then
DarkfireDragon
frischcode
#1 I add peppermint schnapps.
whoatherebigfella
Genius!
NachoPete
Or bourbon.
frischcode
Or tequila. You know what I'm talking about.
xenjamin
I see you Guillermo.
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#1 I use Half and half, we are definitely not the same.
ichrisi
Eggnog hot chocolate is great!
DignamWhenAskedaQuestion
use Lactaid , we are not the same
mirria
Soy milk chocolate. Bonus is that soy milk is cheaper than lactose-free milk and keeps longer. The chocolate masks the soy taste. Lactaid and such works, but it's not perfect. Too much dairy products and the cramps will overpower any amount of lactase caplets.
thegraphiteknight
I'm lactose intolerant. It's hard to find cocoa mix that doesn't have dairy :(
Alistairetheblu
Friend of mine swears by "Beck's Broth" for this.
mehthatisall
Not sure where you are but in the UK there is Vegan Galaxy which is a chocolaty powder can make hot ir cold chovolate its not bad. Maybe found at Britsh Shop i have seen it in Canada.
thegraphiteknight
Thanks for all the suggestions you beautiful people
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100PercentOrganicCringe
You can use cocoa powder to make hot cocoa. If you can tolerate Hypolactose (ultrapasteurized) milk, you can blend it in. Alternatively, combine one of the non-dairy (soy or nut) milks.
mirria
Are you really that sensitive? Usually chocolate barely has any lactose in it I'm also lactose intolerant and I've never hesitated to consume chocolate products (assuming they are not mixed with stuff like cream).
thegraphiteknight
It's not the chocolate that's the problem. Milk powder is usually added to the mixes. Makes my stomach pretty unhappy these days. When I was younger I was totally fine tho.
sweetbabyjeebusihatechoosingusernames
~1 pint hot milk of choice, 0.5-1 tablespoon straight cocoa powder, sugar of choice to taste (honey, agave, brown sugar, powdered, all have slightly different flavors). The cocoa won't stay perfectly in solution, so you may need to re-stir before sipping, but IMHO it's cheaper and yummier than prepared mixes with preservatives and hydrogenated nonsense. There are often workarounds for those of us whose digestive systems are jerks :)
thegraphiteknight
Nice! Will try! Thank you