ChemistryAndPhysicsAreFun
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Sep 17, 2017 10:26 PM
ChemistryAndPhysicsAreFun
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JimboGreaves
I just switch to coke two weeks out.
ihategreenbeans
How to have a beach body in 2 steps: 1. Have a body 2. Go to the beach
tats10bucksUOme
Every body has a beach body, just enjoy yourself and be healthy if you want to
LivingDecomposition
Getting sexy isn't a sprint. It's a marathon that involves not just focusing on being healthy, but adjusting habits for the long-term.
pAceMakerNZ
But summer is only a month or two away...
InnerUniverse
I'm actually considering the opposite and bulking for the winter. I don't have a lot of fat as it is.
ATalkingMushroom
But... Halloween... Why can't I start after Halloween?
diddlydee
My wedding is in 3 1/2 weeks.. what are my odds?
thisisprocrastination
Ain't nobody going to the beach in April around these parts.
GeneralPigly
Just exercise regularly and eat right and this won't be something you have to worry about.
chiefwill
No.
wellembalmed
Oh shit, my wife will beat me there at this rate. Since she'll give birth around then. Weight loss cheating...
DespiseEveryone
Or I can just visit the morgue in spring.
BlackBirchOwl
I'm hoping to lose another 10 or 15lbs by Halloween for a friend's gothic wedding. Here's to us.
nemtsol
I hate the beach. There's people there. Also I can't swim, so that's half of the reason people go gone. Give me a amusement park any day.
ProperPlanningPreventsPissPoorPerformance
Jokes on you, OP, I already have my beached whale body
existentialnihilismagnosticism
good advice is good..
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Nah
HowToBeSuccessfulAsaSerialKiller
I generally plan my body collections at least six months in advance. Two weeks is cutting it close.
ethanpanda101
I'm disappointed you don't have a single post about how to be a Serial Killer. Not even a Cerial killer!
HowToBeSuccessfulAsaSerialKiller
The secret to success is to keep your secrets.
malicewizard9
Tell me what to eat and what to do and I'll gives picture updates.
Isuckatbeingagirl
Tacos and pizza. Play video games and shit post on Imgur. Done.
Pullout69
Why October first? Start today or tomorrow. You'll wish you did.
threecheersforsweetrevenge
Agreed. Deciding "fuck it, I'm going to the gym" is better than planning a date to start going. I just got up and started going last week
Pullout69
In a week, a month, a year, etc you'll wish you started today.
IAmASentientWaffle
Sounds like way too much effort. Pass.
MissSiesta
Summer starts in July, or never, if you live in Norway.
WashBucket
let's work out bitchessssss
shutupmargaret
Woah, I am pregnant and due in April.
psychoscitzo1
True but. I really like food.
Drakhma
i dont go to the beach, and if i were to go i would wear a shirt because i burn easy.
forestfinagle
Same, friend. I am not overweight, but for beach body flaunting, may as well be.
Isuckatbeingagirl
Every body is a beach body if you don't give a fuck
ImpliedConsent
My body is what peak performance looks like. I perform pie eating contests.
SkeletonRecruiter
Summer gonna take whatever body is under these clothes!
sacktapp
This is all well and good until you get into the realms of visual terrorism. Nobody likes visual terrorism.
SkeletonRecruiter
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TheRicM
Every body, yeaaah, rock your body, yeeaaah
polkadotpanda
It is fucking known
SuicideIsNotAnOption
forestfinagle
I'm happy with being a steady, healthy weight year round. I'm pasty as hell, so I cover up at the beach anyway.
SeaCaakes
Of course it is, unless you want to look and feel your best... Which I, is a fat man, do. Tired of always being the whale in the crowd.
SeaCaakes
And I'm doing something about it too~
disemboweled
Unless, you're a woman. Just ask Imgur.
Isuckatbeingagirl
Yeah, true
RadioactivePancake
Step 1: Have a body. Step 2: Drag it to the beach.
csonns
Step 3: Avoid police.
rusrsdude
Step 4: Bury where noone can see.
redheadfucker
Or throw in the ocean
KhefKaandKaTet
Seriously. I started working out hard in February and am JUST getting where I want to be... as Fall is starting up.
thedailyspank
You can't outrun a bad diet. Checkout /r/keto and /r/ketogains.
tabIeandchairs
Here comes thanksgiving and Christmas feasts
Thatknifeguy
Same. I lost 30 lbs this summer and finally have good muscle definition and visible abs, though I do have other incentives.
KhefKaandKaTet
Just remember... looking good nekked has year-round benefits.
Thatknifeguy
Totally, and also less risk of heart disease later on in life. Buuut wanting to impress a new FWB also works.
Imustupvotealltacos
What was your regimen?
KhefKaandKaTet
What aspect? Cuz I could write a LOT about what I did/am doing.
Imustupvotealltacos
Diet and exercise i guess
javer80
Same. Gym 5-6 times a week, started a calorie counting app, all that jazz. Now will I be able to keep it up through the holidays??
doesntmatter
There aren't 5-6 gym days in a gym week
javer80
whuh
thedailyspank
CICO is crap! Keto, is where it's at.
javer80
... how can the entire concept of "eat more than your daily expenditure to gain weight, eat less than it to lose weight" be crap
thedailyspank
Because you are always hungry on a high-carb diet, even when it's lower calorie than your expenditure and will cheat, give up, etc.
thedailyspank
It's more than weight-loss, it's better brain and heart function, less inflammation in joints, better mood, and you can easily drop 50 lbs
thedailyspank
Also, ALL weight-loss diets are ketogenic as that IS the function that turns fat stores into energy. Low calorie (regardless of type) end up