Dec 6, 2017 7:22 AM
199673
4180
132
beetcher
Especially for all the white elephant crap joke gift crap that just gets thrown away
sunsloth
Elf costumes aren't looking very festive. Amirite?
ThatWierdOne
Santa goes Hoooonk HOoonk gtfo my way
RubesCubes
The kind of thing we all complain about, but never actually stop perpetuating.
ihaveloudfarts
TacoFox
My new 3D printer is on Santa's Sleigh, avoiding pirates in the China sea.
Hyrkitekite
+1 for truly epic username.
mrbonesaw
Shhhh! Don't tell people where their stuff really comes from!
busted88
Oh how I would love to know the amount of smug self-righeousness that is taking place via an iPhone right now.
degazero
I would love to know how a minimal amount of self-consciousness is mistaken for smugness.
WestCoastDaddy
v
destinoz
That all looks like employment to me. Consumerism can be frustrating to consider during the holidays, but a lot of jobs depend on it.
wakko1966
Sadly, these days that just about sums it up.
wolfiedk
which is why, I do not krimble, fuck china, fuck the corporations and above all fuck humanity as it is, we need a human extinction event
treboresque
huh, santa's slay has only half the normal DNA.
Lyrian
Not my fault they picked bad starting zones.
macdeath2012
My dad works for that shipping company. They mostly ship larger goods and chemicals and the like, not presents, so far as I know.
MFDork
I mean, if you live in the developed world (and most of the non-industrialized world too), your existence is predicated on others' misery.
Krayto
Is Santa the UPS guy?
leinheart711
Mood killer
thepicklebucket
Isn't Mrs. Claus Santa's lay?
iamkarlpilkington
Umm... Yeah can you not sleep on the job!
Wellshiet
Woah man like so deep and profound dude
JackalStandardWrites
FUCK YEAH CHRISSMAS
moonshadow23
i cri
Munchman347
But their $1.50 a day paychecks have pretty red bows on them, 25 cents deducted for the bows, why do they still whine, ingrates!...
Carefuler
they get food and lodging though too don't they? Better than homeless in the snow.
FullSpeedAhead
I tried so hard to find gifties made in USA for a foreign penpal. Everything from Asia! So bummed. Couldn’t even send a car.
eggimage
Santa
Burkeybumkins
*Satan
JonesOfThe3Dice
Suntuh
[deleted]
TheAlbatrossFromTheMoon
Exactly what I was thinking
chemistsdoitintesttubes
I'm no tigerologist, but this tiger looks like it may be autistic.
MachineInterface
Did you know that many board games are integrally made in Germany?
Toqom
If we just stopped buying other people trash and just got ourselves what we wanted, Iife would be so much better.
JetSetGo
No way! The joy of Christmas comes from giving. I don’t really need anything, so any gifts I get are superfluous.
Zyrin
I usually make a list of the things that I want and send it to my relatives and parents. They pick what they want to give.
glassweaver
Be a trend setter. Within my own family, that's *exactly* what we do.
Woodncookies
You mean the sweet sweet release of death!!??
I don't really care about my gifts, I'm an adult and can buy my own things. I like the family together and seeing my daughter open gifts.
Junai
Christmas is for the kids.
Obviously you don't have kids.
IDidntDoIt
Yeah, it would be a lot easier if you had a blank slate to teach these values to
ImaginarySuccess
What if I want something like world peace or bacon cat? Where would I go to buy those things?
SlightlyStoopidBear
Deal with the devil
IIikethecutofyourjib
We started to experiences. Art classes, a trip for my brother for a week with me (i live in another state) etc.
HorribleWifey
We send in a list. Family distributes list. You only get what you want. It's nice.
Mairoa
My family does this. You know the price limit, send links to exactly what you want, lowest price you can find. No bs we can't use
I thought it was strange at first (husbands family) but it's really convenient and I enjoy all the things I get.
My friends with wealthy families always just get hundreds in trinkets they don't want or need. So wasteful!
Yeah I'd be a bit annoyed if I just got junk. I don't keep many things about so I want stuff that has purpose
DaftMonk85
It’s the most Wonderful tiiiiiime Of the yeaaaaar!
ScientificAndMagical
Fucking gold - I wish I could upvote this twice
ForTheRepublic212th
It is you know
SelfSedatedSince1997
Yee
NeverOddOrEvenBackwards
YES
DrXvSaW
Yus
brownbricks
Yas
AnApologeticCanadian
*record scratch* and so this is chirstmas and what have you done?
deafhoney
Does anyone remember that commercial for kids in Africa that had this song
zsefvgb
The one with Mike Holmes or all the other dozen
BeckyLookAtHerButt
And Yolo Ono?
beetcher
Especially for all the white elephant crap joke gift crap that just gets thrown away
sunsloth
Elf costumes aren't looking very festive. Amirite?
ThatWierdOne
Santa goes Hoooonk HOoonk gtfo my way
RubesCubes
The kind of thing we all complain about, but never actually stop perpetuating.
ihaveloudfarts
TacoFox
My new 3D printer is on Santa's Sleigh, avoiding pirates in the China sea.
Hyrkitekite
+1 for truly epic username.
mrbonesaw
Shhhh! Don't tell people where their stuff really comes from!
busted88
Oh how I would love to know the amount of smug self-righeousness that is taking place via an iPhone right now.
degazero
I would love to know how a minimal amount of self-consciousness is mistaken for smugness.
WestCoastDaddy
destinoz
That all looks like employment to me. Consumerism can be frustrating to consider during the holidays, but a lot of jobs depend on it.
wakko1966
Sadly, these days that just about sums it up.
wolfiedk
which is why, I do not krimble, fuck china, fuck the corporations and above all fuck humanity as it is, we need a human extinction event
treboresque
huh, santa's slay has only half the normal DNA.
Lyrian
Not my fault they picked bad starting zones.
macdeath2012
My dad works for that shipping company. They mostly ship larger goods and chemicals and the like, not presents, so far as I know.
MFDork
I mean, if you live in the developed world (and most of the non-industrialized world too), your existence is predicated on others' misery.
Krayto
Is Santa the UPS guy?
leinheart711
Mood killer
thepicklebucket
Isn't Mrs. Claus Santa's lay?
iamkarlpilkington
Umm... Yeah can you not sleep on the job!
Wellshiet
Woah man like so deep and profound dude
JackalStandardWrites
FUCK YEAH CHRISSMAS
moonshadow23
i cri
Munchman347
But their $1.50 a day paychecks have pretty red bows on them, 25 cents deducted for the bows, why do they still whine, ingrates!...
Carefuler
they get food and lodging though too don't they? Better than homeless in the snow.
FullSpeedAhead
I tried so hard to find gifties made in USA for a foreign penpal. Everything from Asia! So bummed. Couldn’t even send a car.
eggimage
Burkeybumkins
*Satan
JonesOfThe3Dice
Suntuh
[deleted]
[deleted]
TheAlbatrossFromTheMoon
Exactly what I was thinking
chemistsdoitintesttubes
I'm no tigerologist, but this tiger looks like it may be autistic.
MachineInterface
Did you know that many board games are integrally made in Germany?
Toqom
If we just stopped buying other people trash and just got ourselves what we wanted, Iife would be so much better.
JetSetGo
No way! The joy of Christmas comes from giving. I don’t really need anything, so any gifts I get are superfluous.
Zyrin
I usually make a list of the things that I want and send it to my relatives and parents. They pick what they want to give.
glassweaver
Be a trend setter. Within my own family, that's *exactly* what we do.
Woodncookies
You mean the sweet sweet release of death!!??
destinoz
I don't really care about my gifts, I'm an adult and can buy my own things. I like the family together and seeing my daughter open gifts.
Junai
Christmas is for the kids.
Carefuler
Obviously you don't have kids.
IDidntDoIt
Yeah, it would be a lot easier if you had a blank slate to teach these values to
ImaginarySuccess
What if I want something like world peace or bacon cat? Where would I go to buy those things?
SlightlyStoopidBear
Deal with the devil
IIikethecutofyourjib
We started to experiences. Art classes, a trip for my brother for a week with me (i live in another state) etc.
HorribleWifey
We send in a list. Family distributes list. You only get what you want. It's nice.
Mairoa
My family does this. You know the price limit, send links to exactly what you want, lowest price you can find. No bs we can't use
HorribleWifey
I thought it was strange at first (husbands family) but it's really convenient and I enjoy all the things I get.
Mairoa
My friends with wealthy families always just get hundreds in trinkets they don't want or need. So wasteful!
HorribleWifey
Yeah I'd be a bit annoyed if I just got junk. I don't keep many things about so I want stuff that has purpose
DaftMonk85
It’s the most Wonderful tiiiiiime Of the yeaaaaar!
ScientificAndMagical
Fucking gold - I wish I could upvote this twice
ForTheRepublic212th
It is you know
SelfSedatedSince1997
Yee
NeverOddOrEvenBackwards
YES
DrXvSaW
Yus
brownbricks
Yas
AnApologeticCanadian
*record scratch* and so this is chirstmas and what have you done?
deafhoney
Does anyone remember that commercial for kids in Africa that had this song
zsefvgb
The one with Mike Holmes or all the other dozen
BeckyLookAtHerButt
And Yolo Ono?