The Modern Christmas Fairytale

Dec 6, 2017 7:22 AM

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Deepness at Christmas

Especially for all the white elephant crap joke gift crap that just gets thrown away

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Elf costumes aren't looking very festive. Amirite?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Santa goes Hoooonk HOoonk gtfo my way

8 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 0

The kind of thing we all complain about, but never actually stop perpetuating.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

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My new 3D printer is on Santa's Sleigh, avoiding pirates in the China sea.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

+1 for truly epic username.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Shhhh! Don't tell people where their stuff really comes from!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh how I would love to know the amount of smug self-righeousness that is taking place via an iPhone right now.

8 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 8

I would love to know how a minimal amount of self-consciousness is mistaken for smugness.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

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8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That all looks like employment to me. Consumerism can be frustrating to consider during the holidays, but a lot of jobs depend on it.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Sadly, these days that just about sums it up.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

which is why, I do not krimble, fuck china, fuck the corporations and above all fuck humanity as it is, we need a human extinction event

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

huh, santa's slay has only half the normal DNA.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not my fault they picked bad starting zones.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

My dad works for that shipping company. They mostly ship larger goods and chemicals and the like, not presents, so far as I know.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I mean, if you live in the developed world (and most of the non-industrialized world too), your existence is predicated on others' misery.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is Santa the UPS guy?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mood killer

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Isn't Mrs. Claus Santa's lay?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Umm... Yeah can you not sleep on the job!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Woah man like so deep and profound dude

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FUCK YEAH CHRISSMAS

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i cri

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But their $1.50 a day paychecks have pretty red bows on them, 25 cents deducted for the bows, why do they still whine, ingrates!...

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

they get food and lodging though too don't they? Better than homeless in the snow.

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I tried so hard to find gifties made in USA for a foreign penpal. Everything from Asia! So bummed. Couldn’t even send a car.

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Santa

8 years ago | Likes 388 Dislikes 3

*Satan

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Suntuh

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8 years ago (deleted Oct 21, 2024 11:29 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Exactly what I was thinking

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm no tigerologist, but this tiger looks like it may be autistic.

8 years ago | Likes 107 Dislikes 0

Did you know that many board games are integrally made in Germany?

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If we just stopped buying other people trash and just got ourselves what we wanted, Iife would be so much better.

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No way! The joy of Christmas comes from giving. I don’t really need anything, so any gifts I get are superfluous.

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I usually make a list of the things that I want and send it to my relatives and parents. They pick what they want to give.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Be a trend setter. Within my own family, that's *exactly* what we do.

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

You mean the sweet sweet release of death!!??

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't really care about my gifts, I'm an adult and can buy my own things. I like the family together and seeing my daughter open gifts.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Christmas is for the kids.

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Obviously you don't have kids.

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Yeah, it would be a lot easier if you had a blank slate to teach these values to

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What if I want something like world peace or bacon cat? Where would I go to buy those things?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Deal with the devil

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We started to experiences. Art classes, a trip for my brother for a week with me (i live in another state) etc.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We send in a list. Family distributes list. You only get what you want. It's nice.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

My family does this. You know the price limit, send links to exactly what you want, lowest price you can find. No bs we can't use

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I thought it was strange at first (husbands family) but it's really convenient and I enjoy all the things I get.

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My friends with wealthy families always just get hundreds in trinkets they don't want or need. So wasteful!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah I'd be a bit annoyed if I just got junk. I don't keep many things about so I want stuff that has purpose

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It’s the most Wonderful tiiiiiime Of the yeaaaaar!

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Fucking gold - I wish I could upvote this twice

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

It is you know

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yee

8 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 1

YES

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Yus

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Yas

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*record scratch* and so this is chirstmas and what have you done?

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Does anyone remember that commercial for kids in Africa that had this song

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The one with Mike Holmes or all the other dozen

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And Yolo Ono?

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