Females Are Naturally Attracted To The Mating Dance Of The Male Umbrella Cockatoo 

Aug 6, 2020 8:11 PM

DrForester

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That dude is going to be SO disappointed.

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Hobo when told he doesn’t have male baldness syndrome.

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Sweet dreams are made of this!

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It's like a avian version of the Electric Slide. Sliiide to the left! Sliiide to the right! Two hops this time! Two hops this time!

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These bitches still hella off rhythm...

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What a weird 4 way

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I need to get me a bird

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Most women like a cock or two

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I always have to bounce/head bob at the stressed birds I see in pet stores, it seems to cheer them up a little.

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That's one adorable noise demon

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He is going to score soooo hard

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Cockatoo: "I've been doing this. For so long. Why aren't they. Taking off the clothes yet?"

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Nigel?

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Come on ladies, first you blue ball us now you blue cloaca him?

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<3

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Somebody come git her, she's dancing like a stripper

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Pshh. Whatever. I can do that. AND my gut jiggles up and down too, adding extra flair.

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Don't let anybody make fun of your mono-ab!

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Haha just everyone jamming out to “Sweet Dreams”

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I see three people wearing masks so sadly for Trump no cultists in this video.

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thank gawd the person filming wasn't bouncing up and down too

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Camera needs to pan left a little... So we can see the...um... materials

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You gotta chant 'dance cocky dance' though

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That just how cockatoos rock and/or roll : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJOZp2ZftCw

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Ive had alot of birds growing up and my mom still has some. Almost every parrot ive seen does this. But always fun.

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“You’ll never believe how your vet treats your pets once you’re out of sight!”

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This bird pulls.

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He pulllssss !!

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Pretty sure the whole point of a 'mating dance' is to attract females

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....and to give them a cock or two.

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Yup thats exactly what the title of the post states

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And our boy is cleaning up isn’t he

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I too like to watch girls that tittie boobily towards me.

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That bird is like "Damn this place is lit, all these bitches dtf!"

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Hence the title

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Yeah but, but... usually females of your own species...

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Don’t be racist ?

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Speciesist!

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