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The loudest and quietest spots in the continental U.S.
States with a smaller population than Los Angeles County
The United States of America: Alaskan Perspective
U.S. watersheds
The red and orange areas have equal population
U.S. population lines
Drug overdose deaths per 100k in 1999 and 2014
States scaled proportionally to population density
Map of the lowest recorded temperature in each state
8 million miles of roads, streets, and highways
Date of creation of all 3,142 U.S. counties
U.S. governors by eye color
U.S. counties with GDP over $100B
ElevenAndCounting
The more I think about it, the more I want to move to Wyoming.
petety
Boy, the zoom in feature on Imgur is really useless lately. It's either the same size or, worse, smaller.
durandana
https://imgur.com/ub7tk74
andyonetime
Shout out the hoes in the entire state of Maryland.
BuddyTheAlion
Excuse me where is insert 4?
BarryAllensSole
So proud of the 402
Mxlespxles
This is important information
boopityboopboop
Wrong. Colorado hates Texas.
somnif
Colorado is like 3 states shoved in a box though. Folks up in Sterling have a wildly different daily existence to those in Co Springs.
boopityboopboop
True.
TrickyVein
Where are my LEGENDS???
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LordSkippyTheMagnificent
Bro
slotheroll
DaierMune
Many other states have rivalries, but only Michigan and Ohio had the balls to go to war with each other.
papertigeress
Yup. And what was it for? Access to a Lake Erie port if I remember right. Now it only remains for the footballers to inflict symbolic mayhem
DaierMune
The only time in Toledo's life that someone wanted them
BriefausdemGeist
How does Philadelphia Cty have a gdp >100B but none of the NYC counties do?
echonite
I think I see some red for Manhattan.
TheRealGeorgeMcfly
Fuck Indiana
NapoleonDynOmite
The only redeeming quality of IN is that my parents live there
TheRealGeorgeMcfly
And left lane cruiser is from there...
clutchthepearls
Fuck you, buddy!
TheRealGeorgeMcfly
cassylovescats
We say no to Gary!
jessenator
One of my favorite places just a few hours from me is a crossover of both the quietest and least light-polluted places in the states.
jessenator
EroticZombiePants
As someone that lives in Illinois, I can verify that no one wants to live in Illinois.
DarthMallius
As an Illinoisan... meh, All joking aside it's hard to hate the state, but by the same virtue anyone would have a place better.
voiceNyaHead1
I came here looking for a fellow “I don’t wanna be in Illinoisan”
themedicalexaminer
Please take me with you if you go
TripleBeardedThunderChicken
So did I. Can’t tell ya how many times I’ve heard “I’d leave this state in a heartbeat but [fill in the blank]”
UnoriginalPieceOfRepeatingShit
Grass isn't always greener...
tossabeertoyourwitcher
There are a lot of USA pride types around here, but I don't know if I've ever met an Illinois-proud person outside of chambana
Freemage69
That's because people in Illinois who are proud of where they are want to split the state in two. I've met plenty of non-Chicagoans who 1/x
Freemage69
are proud of being Downstate, and plenty of Chicagoans who are proud of the city (me included). But the more proud you are of that, the 2/x
Freemage69
more you tend to resent the other group being lumped into "Illinois". 3/3
NottherealSlimPickens
DrZev
Texas is really Baja Oklahoma.
Frostbreaker1
Always has been
illegalacorn
lmfao at hawaii
GandalfTheHay
Please no. I'm from Ohio, it's nice to be able to leave it sometimes.
idontevenpost
Some of lower Ohio is above Ohio
pigoverthere
Greenland is further north, south, east and west or Iceland
WittyIshUsername
Ohio can fuck off and all
TheOneWhoSucks
Grew up in northeast OH and currently living in Cleveland and I wholeheartedly agree.
jkstrhmstr
Spoken like a true lower-Ohioan
greatgoatman
You want another Toledo War? You just try us again!
Outnumberedbydogs
What’s goin’ on along the NC/VA border that’s so loud? I live here & it’s pretty quiet since there’s literally no city close.
CongratsYouAreHereNow
You snore
jasgstock
LOL. "If you can't figure out what the problem is..."
TheOriginalAmberRose
In Michigan we always know what direction south is. We can smell Ohio.
nastywomen
Now I have proof you are all pigeons!
elreeneey
Hey now, my GF is from Ohio and I take high....pride in this because I give her crap about Ohio every chance I get.
Thisbefluff
South Carolinians hate Ohioans because they’re the ones bringing confederate flags down to our beaches
SomeDetroitGuy
Unless you're in Detroit and then we have Canada in between.
Stephiloo
Windsor passes the South-smell test. It’s the asshole of Ontario.
CrispyD
Detroit is #1 in being North of Canada.
itskindofapunnystory
Journey: “Born and raised in south Detroit!” Michigander: “you mean Windsor?”
GriffinMann41
I knew the Mississippi watershed was big but fuck me dead, that's big
kraeftig
#9 I see our war on drugs was won by drugs
peterbozeman
So that war on drugs, eh?
sailorjurai108
Just say no
superpaul79
Drugs won a long time ago. It was on weekend update.
forgotiwasfine
It was a war on bla...never mind. Yeah. War on drugs
TheMeinThatsMe
As a virginian , I can tell you that we hate Maryland waaaaay worse than west Virginia.
RocknRootRanchcuzallwegotisrocksandrootsandafewtrees
Lived in CO for 29 yrs. Moved to MT 1.5 yrs ago. I get why no one hates those 2 states. They're both stunningly beautiful!
StillNotYouTube
thebookofrichard
What did Ohio do to South Carolina?
FuckedSoHardNowImParaplegic
It's tourists. There was a whole discussion about it the first time the map was posted.
TheOneWhoSucks
Was going to ask the same thing. Born in OH, I understand the OH/MI rivalry, no idea what the hate from SC was about.
forty2roads
They all move here and we don’t want them.
DHooligan3485
Probably college football related. Ohio St. vs. Clemson
m1crowaveman
Ya, same as Massachusetts and New York with the Red Sox / Yankee rivalry.
rshini
Tourists, if there's no sport or historical context, it's due to Tourists.
OrionRed
They know what they did.
MrSaturday
It's Ohio.
Streiquer
SC here... Has a lot to do with vacationers coming to the coast, Myrtle Beach and Charleston specifically. Driving, attitudes, etc.
YayItsMillerTime
NC here, that's exactly what I figured it was
Whotookcookiefromcookiejar
As some who moved to Ohio. People have the worst attitude almost par with Californians.
Castorriver
They travel to the Carolinas for vacation.
Castorriver
In droves.
ReginaKasteen
#4 Texans, when the grass starts speaking Vietnamese: ...
djsprinkles
Anyone else get kind of bummed out that Hawaii’s secondary language isn’t Hawaiian?
ImAfraidYoureAllPsychosSoIMadeThisAccount
Damnit, South Dakota!
romylys6514
hey!
timrwild
ApplePeachPumpkinBlueberryCherryorBananaCream
How did this one not make the list??
RandallKavanaugh
Geographism
IntentiomalTypo
It's not about america
ApplePeachPumpkinBlueberryCherryorBananaCream
IntentiomalTypo
Nothing so sweet so salty so dry, all at once so well as pie. Oh, me oh my, I love pie
BeauDuke01
You know why its so windy in Texas? Oklahoma sucks.
clutchthepearls
Weird. The reason Indiana doesn't float away into Lake Michigan is because Kentucky sucks.
UselessFacts
I thought that's why Texas doesn't float into the Gulf of Mexico?
Spinagatr
I really doubt California hates Texas the most, considering how many of them move to Texas
BigDickJesus
Tech jobs are moving. Lived in SF moved to Seattle not in AZ I hate AZ the most
NullUser20
If you get divorced in Texas, are you still cousins?
BeauDuke01
You're confusing Texas, with Arkansas.
TheCRC
How does a Texan get to heaven? I-35 North
Eyhlix
Oh, shit.
ThermoNuke
*Disclaimer: When the eternal road construction allows.
2020happened
Preferably with a detour via I-35W, the pleasant-er drive
Envy8811
We have the same joke here in NM. Why does the wind blow east to west: Texas blows. Why does the wind blow west to east: Texas sucks.
BeauDuke01
As a Texan, I'm pretty much over it, I can wait to live somewhere better
Commentsaboutyourusername
Really? I heard it's cuz Texas blows
2020happened
SocoFox
Texas doesn't fall into the Gulf because Oklahoma sucks.
BeauDuke01
No, New Mexico blows, Oklahoma sucks.
ThermoNuke
Currently working in New Mexico. Can confirm. There’s a reason this was the first place we ever nuked.
ShotgunPauley
New Jersey hates everyone. Nailed it.
OneGuyWithSixGuns
As a new jersian for near 30 years. Yes I hated all other states. As a Pennsylvanian for nearly a decade... I also hate where I lived.
concorde77
Everyone give us shit, what did you expect?
causality
"Loudest spots in America" as it it's any different from a population map.
quzar
It looked like a chunk of it may have been from major highways, but I guess that could count for 'transient population'
ZachariasWolfe
There's an xkcd comic about that, how tons of maps are basically just population density maps.
ZachariasWolfe
https://xkcd.com/1138/ there it is https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/heatmap.png
Tekktokk
no but see this one captures my wife on a zoom call.
FacemanPeck
Big Vietnamese population in Nebraska, eh?
Asteroidrules
Nebraska is pretty much empty, and a lot of Vietnamese fled to the US during the war, they had to go somewhere.
89tulkas
We do have some fairly large refugee populations. Combined with a small total population, you end up with some surprising data.
TheOneWhoSucks
So few people live in Nebraska, I'm not even sure it exists, so even a few non-English speakers would skew the data.
nole4life240
-80°?!?! Holy shit
circlebreaker
Balaclavas, not just for bank robbery & kidnappings lol
ZachariasWolfe
It gets really cold in winter when northern Alaska goes months without sunlight
bingotown
Well, it is really really far north.
Knightsofneeh
Even Floridians hate Florida.
VindictiveBathToaster
BobHubert
Ok but wtf is up with New York student spending?
Sbrady07
Hilarious
MinMinForTheWin
I'm from Florida and... yes.
deadlywolf04
Hey you’re from Florida too? fuck you!
MrHankey12
Even Flo Rida hates Florida.
FreeRangeToast
but for some reason, theyre not horribly inclined to move away...
streptovsky
As a Floridian, Florida should be striped for "hates Florida" and "Hates California"
rubilimes
As a Washingtonian, I've never met anyone who avidly hates California.. I live in Seattle though so maybe eastern Washington hates Cali?
diggetydug
Who tf doesnt?
toogoodtomiss
I'm a Floridian & I don't hate Florida.Hate alligators,mosquitos,Disney World,Sharks,Heat,& bad drivers,but don't hate Florida.
wargames
Gators are fine, and sharks are cool.
toogoodtomiss
That's exactly what a computer using gator or shark would say.
wargames
CrazyCatDaddy
I just hate everyone in Florida
NapoleonDynOmite
No one hates Pennsylvania!
NapoleonDynOmite
Ok. I kind of hate PA. But, I'm from there so it's ok
SquishRabbit
Or Maryland! ?
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Or Colorado ?
SpockIsMyHomeboy
Or Georgia!
ZombieZooZombieZoo
Now I do, just out of spite
EnjoyerAlias
https://i.imgur.com/R1fdEt3
ObiWanKenobitch
Or Arkansas :)
NapoleonDynOmite
I kinda hate Arkansas. Get your own goddamn Kansas
ObiWanKenobitch
Uhhhh... we were a state first. (And we actually pronounce our name as it was intended to be pronounced.) Kansas = French spelling of 1/
ObiWanKenobitch
Native American tribe Kansa (silent s got anglicized over the years) Arkansas = french spelling of Native American word acansa. 2/2