Feb 24, 2018 5:58 AM
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quattroformaggix4
Damn, nice work. I thought it was on an acrylic sheet.
Mcmonkeybug
That is awesome!
LilandraNeramani
Notalcoholicjustahobby
What the hell just happened?
MAN9000
Oh YEAH!
taself
damn he's good
just4thelolz
Just gimme the pastry bag.
ISayFuckAllTheTime
"...huh. cool." -ISayFuckAllTheTime
khora
Don’t you need to process it more in the slab to get it tempered?
KoRplussomeletters
I heard the knife on the stone and shuddered.
CuddleMonsterWithKnives
And it fit like perfectly around the cake! Cool!
Havoc2617
spookysexyskeleton
That'll be $20.99 please
Hellishrhino
Me eating that cake
TurtIeproof
Dude, if you think this is impressive you should look up videos of the Mackinac Island fudge chefs.
CapnCocaine
Anyone else a line cook at a shitty chain retaurant and think this is just normal?
Yumstar82
I read it as tempered chocolate cake wasp and watched intently and confused until I re-read the title...
FrankMarriott
WOW i have a hard time w/Omelets...............
Theprincessbride
Mine always end up scrambeled eggs
memeofficer
RogersPlace
procrastinationprash
7snowmen
bit of superglue in the mix so it firms-up fast?
TouchThaFishyyy
IAmJuanSanchezVillalobosRamirez
As a Baker (I decorate cakes as well) this pleases me
tg2222222
Do you have friends who are butchers and candlestick makers?
707isL0Lupsidedown
n here i am, can’t even figure out how to make a gif like that..
UrsaUrsa
For the most basic of your giffing needs, google GifCam. I use it to capture gifs, works well for me.
AndyTheDorkPunk
Copy vid link to imgur vid to gif
ScrotieMcpostagain
v
MutteringMisanthrope
Go have a nice day......!!!!!!!!!!!......
SunfishHero
Hell ye nwo
Muffdiver9
I always see them do the detail work and throw the little scraps away knowing I'd be morbidly obese in this job from always eating them.
WoefulWombat
I'm morbidly obese in this job from eating them. 12-14 hour shifts without tea breaks doesn't help.
jg071071071
Do you ever get sick of the scraps? Or do they stay delicious ?
You get sick of them. So, so sick of them. Oreos? Sick of 'em. Ferrero rochers? Sick of 'em. Nutella can fuck right off too.
I think for that fact along I wouldn't want to do this. I don't want to hate the things I used to enjoy.
TwatBurger9000
ThisPleasesMe
Perfect.
ShmoeJoeHoe
I love Miranda!
I love her as Chummy and on QI. Haven't seen her anywhere else
PunkySpunky
I need the source on this
furriephillips
Google Miranda.
Halfsharkhalfbee
British tv show called Miranda
Edgeofthevoid
Is the marble slab on a piece of ice?
mallywanders
It's on a cold plate. Similar to what keeps a salad bar cold.
ihonestlyhavenoideaforthis
no, its piece of lava.
Kingpoopdik
I don't think it's on Ice. I worked at a Marble slab as a teengaer for 5 months. Never saw dryice come in. Pretty sure it's plug in/turn on.
WeylandYutaniCorp
Look up Peltier plates.
fluffybanana
Not marble.. fittingly granite.. ;)
RyeInACan
I work with in the granite countertop manufacturing business. I can confirm this is a granite, This one is called Bianco Antiquo
MeSoErnie
Looks like diorite to me.
It reminds me of bianco sardo granite - which is used for kitchen countertops or boards. But it maybe could be diorite..
pamtar
Cool ranch
flamingflamingo
That looks like granite to me. My guess is that it's just cold, the slab itself.
Diorite, more likely.
Why is that more likely? Granite is extremely popular for use in kitchens.
Because they just call all similar rocks granite. But they aren't all granite. Trying to sell gabbro or diorite is useless.
Real granite is actually less popular than diorite.
Guess it depends on where you live. I live like 30 minutes from one of the primary granite sources for the US.
GoldenSun3DS
Am I the only one that thinks that's disgusting that he's doing that on the bare counter?
MachinatioVitae
It's a cooling stone designed for this use. Do you think it's disgusting when people eat off of bare plates?
extremisttt
A moment of silence for this comment.
I still won't delete it.
waffleincubator
Good on you! There's nothing worse than seeing a high number of downvotes and not knowing what it was.
GiddyKipper
Chocolatiers tends to work on marble slabs, to keep the temperature perfect for chocolate. It will be washed/ sprayed like a chopping board
mike13815
I think its disgusting you think a counter can't be sterilized like any other surface. Your kitchen must be filthy.
3timesaday1
probably has cats
You can technically wash a used toilet seat to be sanitary to eat off, but I'd still never do that and think that that'd be disgusting.
Your twisted view of the sanitation of a large glass-like slab designed to have food on it... is something you should probably work on.
Yeah, I'll just work on my minor germophobia, that's so easy. Like telling a depressed person "just be happy!"
GoodDadJokes
Dry ice I believe. You've never been to a cold stone creamery or a marble slab creamery? Same thing but they prepare your ice cream on it
GregoryFire
Is that really a thing, i mean does vanity know no end? Who tf likes or eats cakes anyway, its not healthy.
jmmoore6535772
I would eat cake as my kitchen burned down around me
Ohgodtheyrealltaken
Yeah, cake isn't healthy, but having some every once in a while is fine. Who pissed in your cheerios?
shmekie
Ken M?
W92Baj
Sorry? Did you just ask who likes cake?
KyleBeach
So based on your comment history, clearly you are an unsocial cunt. You got that going for you, which is nice i guess.
duskyfledgling
Wut
HelloToe
VitusApollo
This dude's talking about being healthy, but all the while he's the saltiest dude alive...
GlitterInTheDarkNearTheTannhauserGate
ThaEnder
I don't like or eat cake, but what the hell, dude?
Who the fuck thinks acts like its everyday for everyone to go to a 'cold stone creamery'? You fat fucks.
TakWriterOfWorlds
ernesclenss9000
I hope your bitterness goes away. Remember, someone out there loves you, think about them.
graphiteisaac
Dude are you okay? You seem like you need a friend.
TheMortiestMortyfromC137
He's not saying everyday, some people just happen to have been to one at some point. Also, cake and ice cream are great in moderation
quattroformaggix4
Damn, nice work. I thought it was on an acrylic sheet.
Mcmonkeybug
That is awesome!
LilandraNeramani
Notalcoholicjustahobby
What the hell just happened?
MAN9000
Oh YEAH!
taself
damn he's good
just4thelolz
Just gimme the pastry bag.
ISayFuckAllTheTime
"...huh. cool." -ISayFuckAllTheTime
khora
Don’t you need to process it more in the slab to get it tempered?
KoRplussomeletters
I heard the knife on the stone and shuddered.
CuddleMonsterWithKnives
And it fit like perfectly around the cake! Cool!
Havoc2617
spookysexyskeleton
That'll be $20.99 please
Hellishrhino
Me eating that cake
TurtIeproof
Dude, if you think this is impressive you should look up videos of the Mackinac Island fudge chefs.
CapnCocaine
Anyone else a line cook at a shitty chain retaurant and think this is just normal?
Yumstar82
I read it as tempered chocolate cake wasp and watched intently and confused until I re-read the title...
FrankMarriott
WOW i have a hard time w/Omelets...............
Theprincessbride
Mine always end up scrambeled eggs
memeofficer
RogersPlace
procrastinationprash
7snowmen
bit of superglue in the mix so it firms-up fast?
TouchThaFishyyy
IAmJuanSanchezVillalobosRamirez
As a Baker (I decorate cakes as well) this pleases me
tg2222222
Do you have friends who are butchers and candlestick makers?
707isL0Lupsidedown
n here i am, can’t even figure out how to make a gif like that..
UrsaUrsa
For the most basic of your giffing needs, google GifCam. I use it to capture gifs, works well for me.
AndyTheDorkPunk
Copy vid link to imgur vid to gif
ScrotieMcpostagain
MutteringMisanthrope
Go have a nice day......!!!!!!!!!!!......
SunfishHero
Hell ye nwo
Muffdiver9
I always see them do the detail work and throw the little scraps away knowing I'd be morbidly obese in this job from always eating them.
WoefulWombat
I'm morbidly obese in this job from eating them. 12-14 hour shifts without tea breaks doesn't help.
jg071071071
Do you ever get sick of the scraps? Or do they stay delicious ?
WoefulWombat
You get sick of them. So, so sick of them. Oreos? Sick of 'em. Ferrero rochers? Sick of 'em. Nutella can fuck right off too.
Muffdiver9
I think for that fact along I wouldn't want to do this. I don't want to hate the things I used to enjoy.
TwatBurger9000
ThisPleasesMe
Perfect.
ShmoeJoeHoe
I love Miranda!
Theprincessbride
I love her as Chummy and on QI. Haven't seen her anywhere else
PunkySpunky
I need the source on this
furriephillips
Google Miranda.
Halfsharkhalfbee
British tv show called Miranda
Edgeofthevoid
Is the marble slab on a piece of ice?
mallywanders
It's on a cold plate. Similar to what keeps a salad bar cold.
ihonestlyhavenoideaforthis
no, its piece of lava.
Kingpoopdik
I don't think it's on Ice. I worked at a Marble slab as a teengaer for 5 months. Never saw dryice come in. Pretty sure it's plug in/turn on.
WeylandYutaniCorp
Look up Peltier plates.
fluffybanana
Not marble.. fittingly granite.. ;)
RyeInACan
I work with in the granite countertop manufacturing business. I can confirm this is a granite, This one is called Bianco Antiquo
MeSoErnie
Looks like diorite to me.
fluffybanana
It reminds me of bianco sardo granite - which is used for kitchen countertops or boards. But it maybe could be diorite..
pamtar
Cool ranch
flamingflamingo
That looks like granite to me. My guess is that it's just cold, the slab itself.
MeSoErnie
Diorite, more likely.
flamingflamingo
Why is that more likely? Granite is extremely popular for use in kitchens.
MeSoErnie
Because they just call all similar rocks granite. But they aren't all granite. Trying to sell gabbro or diorite is useless.
MeSoErnie
Real granite is actually less popular than diorite.
flamingflamingo
Guess it depends on where you live. I live like 30 minutes from one of the primary granite sources for the US.
GoldenSun3DS
Am I the only one that thinks that's disgusting that he's doing that on the bare counter?
MachinatioVitae
It's a cooling stone designed for this use. Do you think it's disgusting when people eat off of bare plates?
extremisttt
A moment of silence for this comment.
GoldenSun3DS
I still won't delete it.
waffleincubator
Good on you! There's nothing worse than seeing a high number of downvotes and not knowing what it was.
GiddyKipper
Chocolatiers tends to work on marble slabs, to keep the temperature perfect for chocolate. It will be washed/ sprayed like a chopping board
mike13815
I think its disgusting you think a counter can't be sterilized like any other surface. Your kitchen must be filthy.
3timesaday1
probably has cats
GoldenSun3DS
You can technically wash a used toilet seat to be sanitary to eat off, but I'd still never do that and think that that'd be disgusting.
mike13815
Your twisted view of the sanitation of a large glass-like slab designed to have food on it... is something you should probably work on.
GoldenSun3DS
Yeah, I'll just work on my minor germophobia, that's so easy. Like telling a depressed person "just be happy!"
GoodDadJokes
Dry ice I believe. You've never been to a cold stone creamery or a marble slab creamery? Same thing but they prepare your ice cream on it
GregoryFire
Is that really a thing, i mean does vanity know no end? Who tf likes or eats cakes anyway, its not healthy.
jmmoore6535772
I would eat cake as my kitchen burned down around me
Ohgodtheyrealltaken
Yeah, cake isn't healthy, but having some every once in a while is fine. Who pissed in your cheerios?
shmekie
Ken M?
W92Baj
Sorry? Did you just ask who likes cake?
KyleBeach
So based on your comment history, clearly you are an unsocial cunt. You got that going for you, which is nice i guess.
duskyfledgling
Wut
HelloToe
VitusApollo
This dude's talking about being healthy, but all the while he's the saltiest dude alive...
GlitterInTheDarkNearTheTannhauserGate
ThaEnder
I don't like or eat cake, but what the hell, dude?
GregoryFire
Who the fuck thinks acts like its everyday for everyone to go to a 'cold stone creamery'? You fat fucks.
TakWriterOfWorlds
ernesclenss9000
I hope your bitterness goes away. Remember, someone out there loves you, think about them.
graphiteisaac
Dude are you okay? You seem like you need a friend.
TheMortiestMortyfromC137
He's not saying everyday, some people just happen to have been to one at some point. Also, cake and ice cream are great in moderation