The Bruise Fairy.

Dec 24, 2024 6:30 PM

Crackermilk is so unhinged. They're great.

1 year ago | Likes 124 Dislikes 1

I like the one about liking cake.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

UDI's as I call them (unidentified Drinking Injuries)

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Don't leave, man. Ask to join in.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 9

Showed this to my wife who is in the random bruise club and she laughed her ass off

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

New reaction gif:

1 year ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Credit the creators you fucking leech

1 year ago | Likes 113 Dislikes 20

Yo, calm down, it's not that serious lol

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 7

So THAT’s where they come from.

1 year ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Meh.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 5

I FUCKING NEW IT! I knew those bruises couldn't be random!!

1 year ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

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1 year ago (deleted Dec 25, 2024 10:04 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Maybe a jab at domestic abuse similar to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iT2hfG3WbT8 (The Onion "Female Scientists Say Domestic Abuse Not Problem")?

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 6

No, it's about unexplained mystery bruises. Is nothing at all to do with domestic violence.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't know how common it is, but as a married dude, I can confirm my wife is always getting mystery bruises unrelated to any injury. We both got a laugh out of the vid cuz the bruise fairy is as good an explanation as any.

1 year ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Source, for those who want more: https://www.youtube.com/@CrackerMilk

1 year ago | Likes 242 Dislikes 3

Ty!

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I just want the bruise fairy to work out some of the knots in my back.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do girls just be getting bruises? I was unaware there was a gender discrepancy in bruising

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My wife does. Just random ass bruises outta nowhere that don't hurt and go away on their own.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you menstruate then you're more likely to get anemia, so maybe in that way there sorta is?

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

They are just suddenly there....

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Hormonal differences & body composition may play a role. Women tend to have less muscle mass & more subcutaneous fat, making them more prone to bruising. Additionally, estrogen can affect blood vessel fragility.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've been getting black eyes just from crying recently, I guess my fairy hates me

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That doesn't sound good

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My GP didn't seem concerned, so I guess I'll just have to get used to looking like a racoon!

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

GPs failed to diagnose me for 3 years. Fuckers.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That was friggin’ stupid and a waste of time. Get a job.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 36

Says the person trolling around Imgur...

1 year ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Creating content that people enjoy is their job. Or at least one of them if they're not full time. People make stuff, and then get compensated for doing so. It's how media works. No different to film and TV. Just on a different platform.

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Were you born with that massive stick up your ass, or did you painstakingly shove it up there?

1 year ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Rammed it in myself.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

They were visited by the stick up the ass fairy

1 year ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

like the job you're ignoring to go on imgur?

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

WHO IS THE SKETCH BY? HMM? WHO?

1 year ago | Likes 163 Dislikes 3

BY WHOM IS THIS SKETCH BY?

1 year ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

The world may never know

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

https://www.youtube.com/@CrackerMilk it's crackermilk and you shouldn't steal their stuff, they don't like it

1 year ago | Likes 113 Dislikes 2

@OP

1 year ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

If only there was a video that demonstrates exactly that!

1 year ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

Whoah, that went hard fast.

1 year ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 2

That went fast hard.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

so the name "bruise fairy" meant nothing?

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

1 year ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

kind of reminds me of this

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I cared for a patient that popped a pimple and got face cellulitis. Was nearly septic when she decided to go to the hospital. It’s wild that she would have died had she had the same problem 75 years ago. Praise antibiotics.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0