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Jan 28, 2018 4:02 PM
Isaidwewillcutoffyourjohnson
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IReactToCommentsInMemesAndGifs
$500*
Barbbc
500$*
theleafssuck
Do the robots all need creme brulee?
Turboners
Ol' Musky
Branch68
but were to buy this random item that is probably not a good thing for pyro like me to have????
boopsboop2
"Engineers! Make me a ground breaking recyclable rocket ship. And a flame thrower."
AnotherAbortedFetusNecrophiliac
Don't forget, murderbots have a killcount. If they are reaching it's limit, they will turn themself off.
HITG
500$ blowtorch :D
DingFryzerDun
Dude $600 is not a bad deal...it's $500 tho right?
UnderCoverUnicorn
https://www.boringcompany.com/flamethrower/
GoofedAllOverYourFace
Don't be ridiculous, fire works against flesh, what we need is some corrosives
beatlegs
just what our stupid dead-end culture needs, personal flamethrowers
bluelightbridge
Did the price go up? The website lists it at 500.
tempestas
Next, laser beams on sharks.
TGIBallsWorth
$600 is actually on the cheaper side for a flamethrower
Rancorage
Shouldn’t he use a water cannon if it’s robots...?
Aqrelon
He's real life Cave Johnson.
Buckbeak1486
It's only $515 with shipping!
DogBoobs
https://youtu.be/fnF6fRqmZDk
Zentrox
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NotSoMuch
Every time I read about this flamethrower the price goes up $100
AStupidWeeb
Then stop reading about it!
Jusmar
It should be at around 20,000 now.
tentaclehentai
idontenglishsorry
is this true? it might be
CarpoolTunnelSyndrome
What fucking planet is that!?!
Fogqueen
a terraformed Mars maybe.
tccruse16
Has the price gone up already?
tmwnm
CouchAndTable
Sorry It's not in packets.
OviliskTwo
Damn. Beat me to it.
darkklad2000
He is literally Scorpio.
dingusmcgeeinkinson
Mr. Scorpion
MrUnFunKyle
He is a real life James Bond super villain.
Kipp7
That is trying to save the world!
ShinksAvoHazaar
Solar power, space, robots, regeneration, crazy notions and forward thinking, untold resources at his disposable.........
flavivsaetivs
Well considering he's pushing for solar and batteries, neither of which are sustainable technologies, he will eventually destroy the world.
YeahBu0y
With a heart of Unobtanium.
victorthevagabond
I get more of a kingsman villain vibe tbh
DjNeHi
I am just waiting for them to find the volcano lair and the super weapon.
FlightRisk3154
He's waiting to get to Mars, once he gets there he plans to just drop some rocks on our sorry asses.
CrissCross35
As someone mentioned before, it's not really a flamethrower is it? Looks more like an oversized cooking torch https://imgur.com/6CUI32g
LordAlfrey
Or maybe the cooking torch is a mini flamthrower
JAC0BY
Right "cooking" torch
AustriaNotAustralia
When I was at the (Austrian) army, our instructors said flamethrower are forbidden since WW2
merlinious
They cant be used in war, but civilians have at it!
DefinitelyNotASwedishSpy
Not in freedom land at least!
Metallica93
I'm not sure of federal/state laws, but someone mentioned that the flame has to be less than 10 feet long to be legal.
merlinious
No federal law on that, i guarantee
PiratedVhsTapes
Buts its $500
Iamthemonkeymansowhatevercats
It's a flamethrower. What did you expect? Shit ain't cheap to make.
Jupman
Seeing the popular guns run to $1700 is a bargain
mavi222
+ taxes + shipping
absenarchives
And “not a flamethrower”
mellino19
https://www.rainierarms.com/xm42-m-flamethrower-black/ if you want a real one...
Tornadotaco
It was 600 when it was password protected for some reason, 500 when officially opened for purchase
pandalicious
Because exclusivity sells.
Tornadotaco
I would guess they have a refund or extras (extinguisher, hats) since it was only password protected for like a day before being public.
FroopyHood
allthingspetrol
The kids love this one
DrClaww
missbelled
I just realized that he blinks, not winks, in this shot.
jcw99
Some of them even have the name on the same sign on top....
H0CHIMINH
And also the plaid speed on the roadster
FroopyHood
First I heard about Maximum Plaid, that is awesome!
flavivsaetivs
He literally stated he was doing this based on Spaceballs.
ProphetTenebrae
Yes - metal, well known for its burnability.
randawg
The pedants really came out in full force, even though you only stated the obvious.
RedIronCrown
Magnesium would like a word with you.
Xenolith166
Stick a circuit board in the oven at 350 for 5 minutes, see what happens
docforrobot
HueTheHuman
if jet fuel can melt steel beams a boring flamethrower can melt robots
LynchMeDaddy
Well theyre obviously wooden robots. Duh!
SpellingEternity
Said one tower to the other.
fraxinusoleaceae
Nice.
SpecialBeamCanon
pangalgargblast
You kind of assumed that he's on the human side here.
TodOberhaus
Top Gear managed to do it
DimensionMaster
Overheating, circuits.
StopAskingMeForAnAccountImgurIWannaLurk
Jet fuel can't melt steel beams
RoryBlack1
Some metals burn very well and very hot...
DIOsleftNip
ever see a necron get blasted by imperial flamers?
valen00
I build robot wars robots, flame thrower's aren't scary. Now a bucket of salty water, that'll fuck everything up.
sarkonas
What makes you think that Elon is going to be fighting against the robots?
RacistCoffee
Trust in Pokémon.
PeepullAreGreat
I mean it more of a glorified torch
Fairdinkums
We need corrosive weapons damn it!
TheQuestionFewpeopledoFeweventhinktoaskthequestion
Aim for the CPU
TheEmperorOfMankind40000
Tell that to the salamanders
ProphetTenebrae
Your username may well be relevant.
EveryonesCousin
Does it use jet fuel?
Ringshadow
Well I mean. Radiation dose is sometimes called "burn" and you can in fact fry most robots with radiation so I don't know where i'm goin..
ProphetTenebrae
An EMP is just a little different from a flamethrower.
Xenolith166
What the hell kind of logic got you to that conclusion? Flamethrowers spew burning liquid, EMPs are not heat-related at all.
ProphetTenebrae
You said radiation - EMP would be one of the better kinds for robot killin'.
Xenolith166
Ringshadow said radiation. I asked why you said EMPs were 'just a little' different from flamethrowers, but looking back on it I likely >>
Jeutnarg
You do realize that most metals actually burn with the searing heat of hell once you catch them on fire, right?
Jeutnarg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAZS6WaVROU&user=WIVBTV
Jeutnarg
I do recognize that a flamethrower won't catch them on fire, but the general principle of lighting metal on fire is known.
ThatRandomCanadian
You don't need to melt the whole thing to a metal blob, just melt enough of the circuitry.
GhillieTrollAskold
Or cause heating of hydraulic/pneumatic systems.
ProphetTenebrae
Maybe we could trick the super intelligent AI into going into an oven at 200C for 30-40 minutes?
Xenolith166
If combustible fuel lands on it, its metal frame will act like an oven itself.
ThatRandomCanadian
I've had enough circuits fry from their own heat, basically a blowtorch on a metal chassis should ruin enough.
ProphetTenebrae
I'm going to go out on a limb and guess the killer robot has a lil' bit more fight in it than the circuit boards you deal with.
ThatRandomCanadian
I'm going to guess it still has wires with plastic coating that can melt and cause short circuits.
DontAskMeAboutMyUsernameOkay
Don't need to burn it. The heat will weaken the structure of the metal and make them fall. Or melt the wiring/circuitry.
notafrog
That, and plus all the robots I've seen are mostly rubber, polymers, plastics, etc. Not completely metal.
Doggyseale
Something something Jett fuel steel beams
hitshappens
I double dare you to go say that to a welder.
DontAskMeAboutMyUsernameOkay
Why, exactly?
hitshappens
You're basically proposing trying to weld with a weak flame. Even if your fire was somehow hot enough, the heat conduction and time (1)
hitshappens
(2) to structural instability would make it absolutely unfeasible.
toasteheh
So you're gonna stand there and try "weaken the structure of the metal with your flame thrower" while the robot bashes the shit out of you..
NiceGreenArrows
Depends how fast it moves...
ProphetTenebrae
Skynet is quaking in its fucking boots at the prospect of squishy meatbags running toward it with short range and ineffective weapons.
Akillesursinne
Meh, should be quaking at the prospect of someone pulling the wire. Or EMP. See ya, bot ass :D
AnonPig
Yes - robots, capable of overheating*
Frozenpasties
You do realize trying to overheat a robot with that would literally take all day and about 10 other guys with flamethrowers?
AnonPig
Ooh, literally, would this fictional fight take all day with 10 other people?
Frozenpasties
You'd have better luck trying to wrestle the damn robot.
ProphetTenebrae
OK, you're in the first wave that runs up to them and waits for them to overheat as they reign down hell on you.
GdSvThQn
Operation Human Shield
LostHonour
I was just about to say this. Flamethrowers are a terror weapon, not efficient enough against flammable humans for God's sake. Yes, I'll >
PigmonkeY
Try telling that to Nazis in pillboxes, or Japanese soldiers hiding in caves.
PigmonkeY
Real actual flamethrowers shoot a jet of jellied diesel about 150 feet from the wearer. This is just a scaled up creme brulee torch.
LostHonour
> go ahead and wait the four hours of constant flame heating this futuristic, heat resistant battle robot will require to finally shut down
TheBlackKnightRider
Someone didn't learn the history of WWII or vietnam, Naplam flamethrowers were very deadly with the range of 50 to 200yrds.
NateintheNorth
A robot incapable of terror would not be beaten by a flamethrower. Even if you set it on fire, then you just have a flaming robot coming at
mangoking1
Flame throwers in enclosed spaces are very effective, they produce large amounts of carbon monoxide and render people unconscious in seconds
ProphetTenebrae
CQC for a heavy and bulky weapon?! GENIUS!
LostHonour
Let's look at combat efficiency here. One extremely volatile weapon that requires relatively special conditions for use, and is very >
cheeseguy3412
Try it on a circuit board though
ProphetTenebrae
Last time I check, your average killer robot isn't covered in circuit boards. Just a hyperalloy combat chassis.
Xenolith166
Made of metal, which is conductive, and will act like an oven surrounding the electronic brains of the death machine.
ProphetTenebrae
You go ahead and test the efficacy of your short range weapons on the killer robots. See how long that oven takes to heat up.
Xenolith166
Drop napalm.